Lesbian Marriage Proposal on Daytime Soap – A Long Way From Julie Williams and Sharon Duval

Lesbian Marriage Proposal on Daytime Soap – A Long Way From Julie Williams and Sharon Duval

 

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Anna Gives us AWESOME pictures of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at the beach

Our famous reader Anna has once again pulled through for us here at 2 Lesbos Goin At It.  I’m headed out the door and no time to dig and write so I’ll let Anna do the talking for me:

There’s some AWESOME pictures of Lindsay and Sam at the beach together

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1065475/Love–triple-word-score-Lindsay-Lohan-girlfriend-Samantha-romantic-beach-break.html

http://danasdirt.com/2008/09/30/lindsay-lohan-samantha-ronson-in-bikinis-on-the-beach/

So many of Lindsay’s fans are like ‘why aren’t they kissing like she did with her bf’s?’ It’s like, ok, how many times have you seen gay couples making out on the beach? You genreally dont, it’s not accepted. And, those supposed ‘bf’s’ were beards anyway.

Here is a sample.

 

Perez Hilton – Calling Him Stupid Is An Insult to Stupid People – Yes! Lindsay and Samantha Are Lesbian Lovers – You idiot

As you’ll note from our earlier post today, we were certain that even the slowest of the slow would now conclude that Samantha and Lindsay have “come out” as a lesbian couple.  

Well, Perez Hilton is once again making a request for a formal “we’re touching genitals, we’re a lesbian couple, here are the photos of us touching genitals, sex video” announcement.   Perez your request for an announcement on something we all know is about as worn out as a cucumber in a convent.   Really Perez, if we locked you, your mangina, and your fat ass in the closet where you belong with a periscope, compass, flashlight, bloodhound, GPS receiver, and Wilt Chamberlin’s penis – you still couldn’t find your own ass.

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Perez Hilton –  a pacifist out of necessity in a battle of wits

Not Sarah Palin or Bristol Palin or Jodie Foster – It’s A Lindsay Lohan Baby Bump & She Clearly Comes Out On Her MySpace Page

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Thank God this photo is from the set of Labor Pains, Lindsay’s new movie.

Lesbian moms get enough crap from far-right wing-nut conservatives.    Hey Lindsay, you might want to get off the Red Bull even if you aren’t with child.

On August 15, 2008, researchers from the Cardiovascular Research Centre at the Royal Adelaide Hospital reported that just one can of Red Bull can increase the risk of heart attack or stroke, even in young people: “One hour after they drank Red Bull, [their blood systems”] were no longer normal. They were abnormal like we would expect in a patient with cardiovascular disease.” Lead Researcher Scott Willoughby added that Red Bull “could be deadly when combined with stress or high blood pressure, impairing proper blood vessel function and possibly lifting the risk of blood clotting. 

Red Bull Australia spokesperson Linda Rychter responded that the report would be studied by the company, but added that the effects reported were no different to those experienced by drinkers of a single cup of coffee. 

Okay – now for the real Lindsay “news” which isn’t news to anyone with even half a heart (brains may not count here).

Lindsay’s MySpace blog seems to clear up the matter of her relationship status with Samantha Ronson.     For those alphabetically challenged “SR” = Samantha Ronson  “ILY” = I Love You.  Here is the screen shot and below, the lyrics to the song dedicated to Samantha.  
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From Lindsay's MySpace Blog - Click to Enlarge

Trouble – Listen To Samples and after the jump read the lyrics to the song dedicated by Lindsay to Samantha Ronson

Photos of Gro Hammerseng & Katja Nyberg, Norway’s Lesbian Handball Couple

After the jump – huge photo gallery of lesbian couple, and gold medal winners (handball, 2008 Beijing Olympics) – Gro hammerseng and Katja Nyberg.  Click photos to enlarge.  Enjoy!

Ronson Mentions “Pulling an Ellen and Portia” – For Our Lesbian Lindsay & Samantha Fans – 2 Lesbos Will Steal For You

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We don’t usually just steal the material from other blogs. But . . . this item is so short that to restate it seems stupid & no time today to dig up more info or photos so here is the proof of our crime directly from http://www.TMZ.com

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New Skin Flic Photos of Luciferian Lesbian Lovers Tila & Courtenay

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Is that Lindsay hiding behind Sam's Hat?

 MORE PHOTOS AFTER THE JUMP

We don’t know if Courtenay Semel and Thien Thanh Thi (“Tila Tequila”) Nguyen are inspired by the ancient myths of Egypt, Rome and Greece, or occultism; but we’re sure that a need for attention inspired the mythical photos that you can find of the Lesbo Duo at CeleBuzz.

We conclude:

                1) Semel is a lesbian with evil-like facial expressions and she probably did have sex with Lindsay Lohan (not that having sex with Lindsay causes an evil face).

                2) Tila has had sex with women and we like that idea. 

                3) If Tila and Semel would forget about the cameras and talk to each other – they would probably find each other fascinating; such different lives and experiences. 

                4) Semel is much prettier than the chipmonk photos that are usually published (the press has a habit of publishing the ugliest photos of Samantha Ronson too).

                5) Semel may look better in these photos because she has her clothes off – nice abs.

For readers wondering how the hell Tila became a “celebrity,” this is what Wikipedia says, “She is known for her appearances in Stuff, Maxim, Time, Penthouse, her role as host of the Fuse TV show Pants-Off Dance-Off and her position as the most popular artist on MySpace (according to page views) as of April 2006.^[2] She was raised in Houston, Texas. Her MTV show A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila premiered on October 9, 2007.

Now here is the part for Courtenay to read (please note the tomboy reference in close proximity to “boarding school” – maybe she is a dyke).  I’d love to sit down with Tila and her family to hear the details of the stories that serve as the basis for this short description:

“Nguyen was born in Singapore, where her family had emigrated from Vietnam after the Vietnam War.^[3][4] When Nguyen was a year old, she and her family moved to Alief, a suburb of Houston, where they lived, until they were admitted to a gated community run by a strict Buddhist temple.^[5] The family left the community when Nguyen was eight.^[6]

While in middle school, Nguyen became a tomboy and was eventually sent to a boarding school for six months for her combative behavior before transferring to another school.^[6] While in high school, she used her sister’s identification card to enter nightclubs, where she began recreational drug use^[6] and joined a gang. In an interview with Import Tuner, Nguyen said she had been searching for a sense of identity: “I was really confused then, [because] at first I thought I was black, then I thought I was Hispanic and joined a cholo gang“.^[7] Later, friends outside the gang briefly helped turn her life around. However her past caught up with her, and she fled to Queens, New York at the age of 16.^[5]“

If you don’t want to head over to CeleBuzz, here are some of the photos after the jump.  Oh, also threw in one photo of Courtney’s parents.   “Brain research – looks like they should have done that before they produced their evil spawn . . .

Photos of 14 Types of Lesbian Lovers

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Just read a post titled “Nine Types of Sapphic Lovers.”   There, you’ll learn about the Sophisticate (the example is Melissa Etheridge – odd choice); the Tomboy (Samantha Ronson); the Lesbian Until Graduation; the Lipstick Lesbian . . .

I was expecting something about sex . . .  the types of lesbian “lovers.”  So, my mind immediately went to my own sexual experiences with various women and girls: 

1) the dead fish

2) the wiggles around the bed so much you can’t find her much less have sex with her

3) the I wanted to have sex, not palpate a hefer’s uterus (don’t ask)

4) the ass so big that she has a line around the bottom of her back from lying in the tanning bed

5) the wouldn’t you like to put your head on this towel instead of my good pillow cases because you have so much make-up on that I’ll never get the stains out

6) the hey, didn’t you know, that’s what razors are for

http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k86/xXxDiabolicalxXx/4417_most-hairy-woman-ever1.jpg

DO NOT USE THAT LINK IF YOU HAVE RECENTLY EATEN OR YOU WANT TO EAT IN NEAR FUTURE

7) the so friggin picky about the tinnie tiny spot that has to be touched at the exact right time, with the exact right speed, with the exact right pressure that . . . oh, just do it yourself

8  the skin gets cold and clammy when excited – yuck

9) the so easily distracted that you pray she doesn’t notice the uneven paint on the ceiling

10) the ride me like a bareback pony with little results phenomena

11) the I fell asleep – did we do it?

12) the she fell asleep – guess I’ll do it

13) the what the f . . . was I thinkin

14) the hope I didn’t give her my real name

Think I’ll stop thinking about this.