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No Debate Here – Sarah Palin? It Should Have Been Lesbian Love Goddess Condoleezza Rice

Let’s end the debate and agree that it should have been Condilicious Condi & McCain.   Have a great Friday night!

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Condilicious Condi would have covered all the suspect classifications (female, black and suspected lesbian).  If Condi would have married Charlie Crist . . .   Last time we saw Charlie he was running to call off his wedding and join the Log Cabin Republicans. 

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Lesbian Love Muffins Melissa Etheridge & Tammy Lynn Michaels Plan to Get the Coupon for Marriage Equality

On her blog, Hollywood Farm Girl, Tammy Lynn Michaels reveals her thoughts on her upcoming re-marriage to Melissa Etheridge.  Apparently marriage equality (including the obligations and responsibilities) is becoming popular with celebrity lesbo couples.  

Well, it’s probably becoming popular with all gay and lesbian couples who have children.  Isn’t it so radical that these parents want to give their children the security of a legally recognized family? 

In any event, here is the light-hearted message from Tammy’s blog:

honey and i were married on September 20, 2003. gowns, flowers, table numbers, assignments, DJ AM, and a candy table for the children. so when people approach me and say “are you getting married?” i feel like i need to check over my shoulder to see if they are really talking to me. Me? You talking to me? Me with the lasagne noodles up to my elbows, a mop and bucket i need to wash out, a list of fifteen trinkets and trackets to pick up at the store… Me? Me with the poop smear on hand cuz i missed it after i was wiping a wee one, me with the grocery list started, a plan for the family for the week, and three birthday parties to start thinking about… you want to know if i want to get married?

darlin’, i AM married.

now, do you mean, do i want to go get that gay certificate that gives us a percentage off of our taxes? HELL YES, i want that coupon!!! i love coupons! I CLIP FOR SAVINGS!!!!

Melissa put it this way, “Yes, we have four children and we’re trying to find the right time,” to legally tie the knot. 

We wish them great happiness.  May their ball and chain always feel comfortable.

Republican Convention – Craigslist Photos Prove It’s the Place to Be for Closeted Gay Sex – But the Lesbians, Not So Much

The plan was to search the word “convention” on the Minneapolis (Twin Cities) M 4 M  Criagslist thread.   For those of you with your heads up your butts or other locations not accessible to news, the Republican National Convention is being held there this week.

WOW.  What turned up is so nasty and vile (especially the photos) that we honestly won’t repeat it but . . . we will lead you right to it.   

I feel like a barker at the circus, “Come one, come all see the amazing closeted gay Republicans as they post ads on Craigslist exposing their genitals, asking for discreet sex, and generally doing vile and disgusting things during their convention to promote family values.  Yes, you’ll see them flaunt their sex pistols, look for orgies, and admit that they are married.  It’s a show like no other on Earth!”

Click here but be prepared:

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/search/m4m?query=convention&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max

PS – if your husband or boyfriend is at the Republican National Convention, you might want to consider using condoms from here on out.  

Oh – think I’ll run back and check out the girls at W 4 W.    Are female Republicans into secret sex stuff?  We’ll see.

*Update:  the only thing I found was a boring ad looking for a blind date for a lonely friend.   Republican lesbians are so sweet.  

Maybe I should have checked the abuse shelters?

Sarah Palin? It Should Have Been Lesbian Love Goddess Condoleezza Rice

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Condilicious Condi would have covered all the suspect classifications (female, black and suspected lesbian).  If Condi would have married Charlie Crist . . .   Last time we saw Charlie he was running to call off his wedding and join the Log Cabin Republicans. 

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The Girls Get Married – Lesbians Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi Wedding Photos

It’s smiles all round for comic Ellen DeGeneres as she marries lesbian partner Portia de Rossi

By Daily Mail Reporter

 

Perfect match: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi

Chat show host Ellen DeGeneres and actress Portia de Rossi are married following an intimate ceremony in the grounds of their LA home.

Fewer than 20 of the couple’s family and friends gathered at sunset for the civil service ceremony but the event attracted a swarm of press anxious to get a glimpse of the lesbian couple.

See more photos and read the rest of the article . . .