VP’s Wife Lynn Cheney is Asked About Marriage Equality (Gay Marriage)

Speaking of little boys with two mommies, we haven’t heard much from or about little Samuel David Cheney .  Samuel was born in April of last year to his 2 lesbian moms Heather Poe and Mary Cheney, daughter of VP Dick Cheney.

This morning Early Show anchor Harry Smith asked Mamow Lynne, wife of Vice President Dick Cheney and mother to lesbian Mary Cheney, whether she wished her daughter would have the right to marry.

Lynn Cheney responded, “I would wish my daughter to have happiness and freedom to make her own choices.  The Vice President said in the debate with Joe Lieberman ever so long ago in 2000 that freedom in this country ought to mean freedom for everyone.”

Here is this morning’s clip is from the CBS’ Early Show, broadcast on September 15, 2008.  Anyone wanting to send Samuel David Cheney a gift might consider the Buddy G video that we plugged earlier today. 

Lindsay Lohan’s Mom, “I love Lindsay and I love Samantha, if they are happy, I am happy. This is my child, I mean, what better place for a child to be than happy in her soul and her spirit.”

Well, Daddy Huge Tat for the Lord Lohan may not like Samantha Ronson but Mommy Dearest Lohan is singing a much happier wedding bell tune.

Dina Lohan says, “I love Lindsay and I love Samantha, if they are happy, I am happy. This is my child, I mean, what better place for a child to be than happy in her soul and her spirit.”

Watch the video by clicking on the image below:

Palin’s Family Interviewed By Inside Edition + Inside Edition Covers 80 Year Old Pole Dancer

To each his own, I suppose. Sarah Palin’s parents and Sarah Palin’s mother-in-law have given interviews to the tv show Inside Edition.

PALIN’S MOTHER-IN-LAW

EXCLUSIVE. Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin’s mother-in-law speaks out. INSIDE EDITION has more information on the shocking headlines that Todd Palin’s mom might not be voting for Sarah. She sets the record straight.

Another:   Sarah Palin’s Parents Talk to INSIDE EDITION

And, in a story to air on the same date as Palin’s parents:   

80 Year-Old Continues Pole Dancing after 50 Years in the Business

Honest Thoughts from 2 Lesbo Moms About Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin has a 5 month old special needs baby.  Sarah Palin has a 17 year old daughter who is pregnant.   Sarah Palin needs to keep her ass in the same state as her children for at least the next several weeks.  

If she were a mom in our PTA, with a kid in our school, or if she were a neighbor mom, all the rest of the moms in the neighborhood (the rest are straight) would all be talking behind her back and most of us would tell her to her face, “Lady, especially considering your resume, your children need you much more than the country does.   Now get home and be a mother.”

How dare Sarah Palin bring all of this down on her daughter’s shoulders so that she can get what she wants?   And, some extreme Christians think that lesbian mothers are selfish?  

We know all the liberal crap that dads can take care of children just as well . . .  And, maybe he can but when a child has 2 parents, why not give them the benefit of two parents?   Apparently, what the Palins have been doing up to this point is not working.  Why not try something new like “Putting Family First?”   Do you people only use that 2 parent stuff when you’re trying to prove that I’m a bad mother? 

(By the way, why do our opponents often argue against same sex parenting by using research showing that children need 2 parents?  Don’t they get it?   There are 2 of us.  Weird.)

We changed our jobs – no – we changed our entire lives so that we could raise our son instead of hiring a nanny or daycare to raise him for us.   He has always had at least 1 stay at home parent and with an office in the house, most of the time he’s always had 2 parents at home.

Many of you straight parents are plain and simple, not very good parents; and Sarah Palin is one of the worst that we’ve seen running out on her children when they obviously need her.

So, while we don’t like being part of this circus that is raining down on a 17 year old girl, except for the extra readers that it’s bringing to our blog, we think the blame falls directly on the beehive of hot Sarah Palin. 

Gotta go, I hear a little request for “mommy” coming from the bedroom next to my office.

Please Keep Watching 2 Lesbos Goin At It

Kermit here – can’t live with ’em, can’t live without ’em

She’s out of town. 

So, I didn’t watch the Muppets when I was growing up.  We lived in a small town with no cable, only 3 fuzzy networks from rabbit ears but without muppets.

However, for whatever reason I once watched Kermit sing a song about women (female pigs ? – I don’t know)    –  can’t live with em, can’t live without em.

Tonight I keep hearing that song.   Guess I should add “can’t sleep without em.”

Anyway, a quick Google and seconds later I was reading a full description of the song as found at:  http://www.whysanity.net/muppets/better.html

Here it is:

Rowlf & Kermit–both voiced by Jim Henson–sing their laments about women after Miss Piggy just walked out on her date with Kermit.   

(By the way, this does not imply that my lovely spouse has anything in common with Miss Piggy.    According to Wikipedia, “In an interview with the New York Times in 1979, Frank Oz outlined Piggy’s biography: ‘She grew up in a small town in Iowa; her father died when she was young, and her mother wasn’t that nice to her. She had to enter beauty contests to survive, as many single women do. She has a lot of vulnerability which she has to hide, because of her need to be a superstar.’ ”    My spouse is not from Iowa and her father is not dead.  ) 

Wikipedia also says that in The Muppet Movie, Miss Piggy has just won a beauty contest (Miss Bogen County) when she first meets Kermit and joins the Muppets.  Which reminds me, for obvious reasons, of a “beauty contest” held in my hometown every year  – Miss Hamerica.  It wasn’t a pig pageant – well it was – but it was for human females.  Very weird.  Tried to google “Miss Hamerica” to verify the existence of the contest for you but alas my hometown apparently has not been introduced to the Internets. 

         

 

Rowlf:Evenin’ Rowlf. Rowlf the Dog. Sit yourself down.
Kermit: Kermit. Kermit the Frog.
Rowlf: Please to meet ya.
(Rowlf plays a rapid musical scale across the piano’s keys)
Rowlf: I’m no Heifetz, but I get by.
Kermit: That was…that was very nice.
(Rowlf notices Kermit’s sad mood)
Rowlf: Whoa, hey, broken heart, right?
Kermit: Does it show?
Rowlf: Listen, when you’ve been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you’ve seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every fallen star!
Kermit: Exactly. She just walked out on me.
Rowlf: Ah, typical. That’s why I live alone.
Kermit: You do, huh?
Rowlf: (starts the song’s intro) Yep. I finish work, go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk and go to bed.
Kermit: Nice and simple.
Rowlf: Stay away from women. That’s my motto.
Kermit: But I can’t.
Rowlf: Neither can I. That’s my trouble…

 

Rowlf:
You can’t live with ’em, you can’t live without ’em.
There’s somethin’ irresistabullish about ’em.
We grin and bear it ’cause the nights are long.
I hope that somethin’ better comes along.

Kermit: (spoken): Yeah, I know what you mean…

Kermit:
It’s no good complainin’ and pointless to holler.
Rowlf:
If she’s a beauty she’ll get under your collar.
Kermit:
She made a monkey out of old King Kong,
Both:
I hope that somethin’ better comes along.

Rowlf:
Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter
When puppy love comes on strong?
Or a collie that’s classy, a laddie needs a lassie,
A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life.

Kermit: (spoken):Uh, Rowlf, was that a new ‘leash’ on life?
Rowlf: (spoken): Oh yeah…sorry about that.

Kermit:
I don’t mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha
Come “Father’s Day”, the litter bug’s gonna getcha;
Rowlf:
The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.
Both:
I hope that somethin’ better comes along.

Kermit:
Still, it’s fun when they’re fetching,
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution, it’s part of evolution,
Rowlf:
The pitter-patter of soles,
The little feet of tadpoles!

Kermit: (spoken)Ah, Rowlf, tadpoles don’t have feet!
Rowlf: (spoken) Oh. Sorry about that…. 2, 3, 4!

Kermit:
There’s no limitation to mixin’ and matchin’
Rowlf:
Some get an itchin’ for a critter they’ve been scratchin’.
A skunk was badgered the results were strong.
Both:
I hope that somethin’ better,
I hope that somethin’ better,
I hope that somethin’ better comes along!!!
Rowlf:Beep bop bidder da dum dum bum bum bum!

Rowlf: (spoken): It’s not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad!