Our Family Is Equal – How About Yours? Video By Family Equality Council
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We really don’t think that Sarah Palin would go for Buddy G and his two lesbian moms. In fact, Conan O’Brien says that Palin is opposed to marriage equality for same sex couples. Did you know that? Yeah, according to O’Brien, Palin says “everyone knows marriage isn’t for gay people; it’s for pregnant teenagers.”
Jay Leno was also talking about the campaign: ”I mean, out on the campaign trail, John McCain and Sarah Palin are talking about how they stood up to the Republican party, they fought the Republican establishment, and they battled Republicans. Their message: vote Republican.”
Conan also pointed out that, “Sarah Palin has been getting briefed on what she needs to know to be John McCain’s vice president. The first thing they taught her was CPR.”
But the biggest Sarah Palin news involving kids is brought to us from Jimmy Kimmel. Seems there was a sad incident at a Toys R Us today – a Sarah Palin doll shot My Little Pony.
Just saw this cute little animated cartoon guy with 2 Lesbo moms. While the moms do appear to wear lipstick, neither look like a dog or pig. On the other hand, one of the lesbo moms does wear “I’m smart” glasses but does not live near Alaska so is probably short in her knowledge of foreign policy. We haven’t seen the DVD yet to know if either animated lesbian mom can kill animals, play hockey or shoot hoops but don’t expect to see photos of the 2 moms proudly displaying their fish anytime soon.
Not that we think Sarah Palin looks like a dog or a pig nor do we think she would ban this video from the library. Although she did want to evict Daddy’s Gay Roommate from the library.
But we hear that Sarah Palin does have gay and lesbian friends. Wonder if any of them are lesbian hockey moms wearing lipstick and acting like pitbulls? Or is that pitbulls wearing lipstick acting like hockey moms? Where is Arnold the Pig when you need him bring color commentary to important political debate?
Maybe we should order two of these DVDs (not counting the one that we already ordered for Little Man), one for Trig and Piper to share and one for Bristol and Levi’s baby.
Check out the video of the theme song and the opening to the kids’ cartoon:
The cartoon’s website is here: http://buddyg.tv We love it.
She’s out of town.
So, I didn’t watch the Muppets when I was growing up. We lived in a small town with no cable, only 3 fuzzy networks from rabbit ears but without muppets.
However, for whatever reason I once watched Kermit sing a song about women (female pigs ? – I don’t know) – can’t live with em, can’t live without em.
Tonight I keep hearing that song. Guess I should add “can’t sleep without em.”
Anyway, a quick Google and seconds later I was reading a full description of the song as found at: http://www.whysanity.net/muppets/better.html
Here it is:
Rowlf & Kermit–both voiced by Jim Henson–sing their laments about women after Miss Piggy just walked out on her date with Kermit.
(By the way, this does not imply that my lovely spouse has anything in common with Miss Piggy. According to Wikipedia, “In an interview with the New York Times in 1979, Frank Oz outlined Piggy’s biography: ‘She grew up in a small town in Iowa; her father died when she was young, and her mother wasn’t that nice to her. She had to enter beauty contests to survive, as many single women do. She has a lot of vulnerability which she has to hide, because of her need to be a superstar.’ ” My spouse is not from Iowa and her father is not dead. )
Wikipedia also says that in The Muppet Movie, Miss Piggy has just won a beauty contest (Miss Bogen County) when she first meets Kermit and joins the Muppets. Which reminds me, for obvious reasons, of a “beauty contest” held in my hometown every year – Miss Hamerica. It wasn’t a pig pageant – well it was – but it was for human females. Very weird. Tried to google “Miss Hamerica” to verify the existence of the contest for you but alas my hometown apparently has not been introduced to the Internets.
Rowlf:Evenin’ Rowlf. Rowlf the Dog. Sit yourself down.
Kermit: Kermit. Kermit the Frog.
Rowlf: Please to meet ya.
(Rowlf plays a rapid musical scale across the piano’s keys)
Rowlf: I’m no Heifetz, but I get by.
Kermit: That was…that was very nice.
(Rowlf notices Kermit’s sad mood)
Rowlf: Whoa, hey, broken heart, right?
Kermit: Does it show?
Rowlf: Listen, when you’ve been tickling the ivories as long as I have, you’ve seen a broken heart for every drop of rain, a shattered dream for every fallen star!
Kermit: Exactly. She just walked out on me.
Rowlf: Ah, typical. That’s why I live alone.
Kermit: You do, huh?
Rowlf: (starts the song’s intro) Yep. I finish work, go home, read a book, have a couple of beers, take myself for a walk and go to bed.
Kermit: Nice and simple.
Rowlf: Stay away from women. That’s my motto.
Kermit: But I can’t.
Rowlf: Neither can I. That’s my trouble…
Rowlf:
You can’t live with ’em, you can’t live without ’em.
There’s somethin’ irresistabullish about ’em.
We grin and bear it ’cause the nights are long.
I hope that somethin’ better comes along.
Kermit: (spoken): Yeah, I know what you mean…
Kermit:
It’s no good complainin’ and pointless to holler.
Rowlf:
If she’s a beauty she’ll get under your collar.
Kermit:
She made a monkey out of old King Kong,
Both:
I hope that somethin’ better comes along.
Rowlf:
Ah, but what could be better than a saucy Irish setter
When puppy love comes on strong?
Or a collie that’s classy, a laddie needs a lassie,
A lover and wife gives you a new leash on life.
Kermit: (spoken):Uh, Rowlf, was that a new ‘leash’ on life?
Rowlf: (spoken): Oh yeah…sorry about that.
Kermit:
I don’t mean to scare ya, my friend, but I betcha
Come “Father’s Day”, the litter bug’s gonna getcha;
Rowlf:
The urge is righteous, but the face is wrong.
Both:
I hope that somethin’ better comes along.
Kermit:
Still, it’s fun when they’re fetching,
And agree to see an etching
That you keep at your lily pad.
There is no solution, it’s part of evolution,
Rowlf:
The pitter-patter of soles,
The little feet of tadpoles!
Kermit: (spoken)Ah, Rowlf, tadpoles don’t have feet!
Rowlf: (spoken) Oh. Sorry about that…. 2, 3, 4!
Kermit:
There’s no limitation to mixin’ and matchin’
Rowlf:
Some get an itchin’ for a critter they’ve been scratchin’.
A skunk was badgered the results were strong.
Both:
I hope that somethin’ better,
I hope that somethin’ better,
I hope that somethin’ better comes along!!!
Rowlf:Beep bop bidder da dum dum bum bum bum!
Rowlf: (spoken): It’s not often you see a guy that green have the blues that bad!
2 Lesbos Goin At It 