Sarah Palin Lookin’ Hot in the Hot Tub of Cholera-stricken Haiti

I’m sorry but Sarah Palin is H-O-T even clad in a simple grey T-shirt and cargo pants.    And, who is that stalking her, ever so close behind?   Oh, it’s Greta Van Sustran lurking behind as Sarah smiles at the cholera patient in the Bermuda shorts, reclining in a nice little tent hospital.  

Isn’t Greta a lesbian?  My instincts say that “yes, Great VanSustran is a lesbian.”   However, my instincts . . . perhaps I should go to a reliable media source.   “Greta Van Sustran is not a lesbian according to her long time spouse John P. Coale. Thanks ChaCha.”

Anyway, if she were a lesbian and she were stuck with Sarah Palin in some hot, sticky country like Haiti and if she had never had breasts implants (see prior story on celesbian killer boobs), Greta might want to consider putting her best lines on Sarah.    “Sarah, what did you think of Meghan McCain’s book ‘Dirty Sexy Politics'”?  What about her boobs, do you think they are intimidating or cute, perky and non-threatening”?     “I know that you can see Russia from your window, but you could see the stars from my bed.”    “Sarah, here in Haiti, you remind me of one of those ladies in the Van Halen videos.  Why don’t you who take off your glasses, shake out your hair . . . and I just happen to have brought a pair of high heels and a bikini.   Sarah, I’m talkin’ bout some major DRILLING in Alaska.  Do you follow?”

Oh, well – first Oprah’s not a lesbian and now Cha Cha says that Greta’s husband claims that Greta is not a lesbian . . . 

Guess I’ll have to save my best lesbo mo-jo Sarah Palin pickup lines to use myself . . . next time I’m stuck in Haiti with Sarah Palin.

First Hustler was Nailin Palin – Now Oprah & Gayle Lesbian Sex Spoof

"Oprah" & "Gayle" from Untrue Hollywood Stories

TMZ will probably get a hit or two with today’s story titled, “Oprah & Gayle — Targeted in Lesbian Sex Tape.”

We had the script for the Nailin Palin porn movie.  (I know, I questioned this too, “they have scripts?”)   But I don’t know, with all that crying and love talk from Oprah during the recent Babwa interview, I’d feel guilty even watching a fake Oprah and Gayle goin at it.

Oprah Puts Sarah Palin in Her Place

Oprah is not going to let Sarah Palin use her – doubt that she’ll have Joe Biden on either. 

Here’s the statement: “The item in today’s Drudge Report is categorically untrue. There has been absolutely no discussion about having Sarah Palin on my show. At the beginning of this Presidential campaign when I decided that I was going to take my first public stance in support of a candidate, I made the decision not to use my show as a platform for any of the candidates. I agree that Sarah Palin would be a fantastic interview, and I would love to have her on after the campaign is over.”

Here is the item as it appears on Drudge.  Click on the image to enlarge. 

Lesbians Take Note, Photo Proof, Makeup and Hair Do Matter

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Some lady loving ladies with and without their makeup and “hair did.”  If you want to date the hot women, you better look your best.  Being a lesbian (or suspected lesbian) is no longer an excuse . . .

This post was inspired by a comment from 2 Lebos reader Phillip McCracken:

More after the jump.

How did I become Satan?

When and how did this happen?  We were laughing, having fun, picking out beer with crescent moons on the bottles, truly enjoying each other.    How can two people who are so much fun and who love each other so much turn into this mess?   Maybe it’s because neither of us really like beer – we just thought that the bottles looked fun and pretty.

She thinks I’m Satan.  I do nothing right in her eyes.  Every little detail of life is an argument. 

When we first met I was describing her to a friend.  He’s a straight, older and unsuccessfully married guy.  He told me that it would never work.   He said we were too much alike. 

I don’t think we’re alike at all.  She watches Oprah (and likes it) and makes business decisions based on reasons like, “It just doesn’t feel right.” 

I don’t.