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Connecticut Third State to Grant Marriage Equality!

Connecticut became the third state grant marriage equality today in a 4-3 decision by the state Supreme Court.

In an 85-page decision issued at 11:30 a.m., the court ruled that the state had “failed to establish adequate reason to justify the statutory ban on same sex marriage.”


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The Script Who's Nailin Paylin - Is Sarah Palin Gonna Love This? You Betcha!

By One Lesbo on October 09, 2008  |  Comments 0

The Script Who’s Nailin Paylin – Is Sarah Palin Gonna Love This? You Betcha!

Remember, we didn’t write it. The script straight from Larry Flynt and Hustler by Roger Krypton isn’t about Sarah Palin, Hilliary Clinton, Bill O’Reilly or Condoleezza Rice but it does have Serra, Hilly, Bill O’Rally and Condi. So sit back and enjoy – probably the only porno movie script that you’ll ever read – “Who’s Nailin Paylin?”


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By One Lesbo on October 09, 2008  |  Comments 0

Watch Video of John McCain’s Speech to “My Fellow Prisoners”

While discussing his plans for the economy during a speech McCain said, “Across this country, this is the agenda I have set before my fellow prisoners.” The speech was distributed earlier showing that he intended to say “citizens.” Is this the same as Obama talking about 57 states or is it something more?


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By One Lesbo on October 08, 2008  |  Comments 1

Who Is The Real John McCain? Five Myths About John McCain – Rolling Stone Answers the Question of How a Man Once So Honorable Can Do Such Dishonorable Things

Rolling Stone has a must-read on John McCain and there is a companion video below. It is truly fascinating and goes right to the question that many of us are asking, “How can a once horable man be doing such dishonorable things in this election?”


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By One Lesbo on October 07, 2008  |  Comments 0

Watch Miss Congeniality John McCain Refer to Senator Obama as “That One”

If you have a few seconds to devote to the McCain / Obama debate watch this. John McCain has turned into a nasty little old man.


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Reports That Lindsay Lohan Is Getting Police Protection Because of “Biblical” Threats

Until we get it directly from the girl’s mouths, we’re always reluctant to believe it. Today it’s a claim that Lindsay has police protection because of threats received at 3 different LA addresses ranging from a promise to crucify her for her sinful life or “going Biblical” on her “ass.” Read more Lindsay and Sam news.


Golden Girl Betty White Says Sarah Palin is “One Crazy Bitch”

Betty White was a hoot in her Late Late Show appearance. According to Betty John McCain likes to use carrier pigeons for communication, which was fine until Sarah Palin started shooting them down. Watch the video to see what else she said about Sarah Palin.


FOX News Claims That Sarah Palin Has a Moustache & The Dow Falls

FOX News Claims That Sarah Palin Has a Moustache & The Dow Falls

Sorry, but we just don’t see it.  Sarah Palin looks great on the cover of Newsweek. We think that the girls at FOX news have been looking at too many Playboys and Hustlers where the women are all airbrushed.    So while the girls at FOX see a moustache on Sarah Palin, we just see a gorgeous […]


McCain & Palin Taking Lowest Road to the Highest Office - Q Pulpit Let's It Fly

McCain & Palin Taking Lowest Road to the Highest Office – Q Pulpit Let’s It Fly

We don’t know who “Q Pulpit” is but he/she wins the prize for the most descriptive open letter to Republicans that we’ve ever seen. Here is a taste:

“Our country is at war (which, by the way, we didn’t need to be), our economy is a wreck (which, by the way, is your fault too), and we face a terrorist threat (which, by the way, the policies of your party have made worse). You Neo-cons, supply siders, and theological misfits put the country into the intensive care ward. And then, to put the cherry on top of your mountain of stupid, you nominate John McCain. Republicans, this is what happens when you spend to much time listening to the lunacy of Pat Robertson and falling asleep in science class.”


What's Going On With Gay Blogger Mike Rogers &  Hoax or Have Police Invaded His Home?

What’s Going On With Gay Blogger Mike Rogers & Hoax or Have Police Invaded His Home?

I’m sure most have heard of Mike Rogers, a gay blogger who has gained notoriety for outing closeted Republican officials. He has a website

Well, there is some strange stuff over there tonight. I’ll just let you see what’s there and then we’ll all see what happens next. The police? Raids? Telephones? Swarm Theory? Read more and if you have information . . . let’s have it.


Samantha & Lindsay - Girls, Drop the Lawsuit

Samantha & Lindsay – Girls, Drop the Lawsuit

Unless Samantha Ronson can prove that her attorney, Martin Garbus, told her that she had an open and shut case against Perez Hilton AND can prove that he knew all of the facts at the time he gave her the advice to sue Perez Hilton – – – Samantha does not have a snowball’s chance in hell of winning a malpractice case against the legal weasel. Read the whole story.


Video John McCain's Rage is a National Security Concern

Video John McCain’s Rage is a National Security Concern

During Tuesday’s debate, John McCain said we need “a cool hand at the tiller,” but McCain has proven to be a loose cannon. He has accosted his Congressional colleagues on both sides of the aisle on everything from the federal budget to diplomatic relations. He is known for hurling profanities rather than settling disagreements calmly. […]


By The Way - McCain's Chief of Staff is Gay (homosexual)

By The Way – McCain’s Chief of Staff is Gay (homosexual)

We’re laughing. Right-wing crazy religious Republicans are fools. The party is FULL of homo men. Add another.

Guess the crazy nut job far right will start yapping about marriage again. Anytime another Republican falls out of the closet they try to cover by talking about marriage.


Wasn’t it just a few hours ago that we made a People Magazine point about Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson

We don’t all feel the need to get a payday for a media annoucement in People Magazine that YES WE’RE LESBIANS.  We just live out and happy lives . . . like Lindsay and Samantha.

Well, guess that isn’t true for all of the other homostars.   Yes, Virginia, Clay Aiken is gay.  In other news, Mickey Mouse finally admits that he’s a cartoon.

Here is the latest cover of People magazine via Perez Hilton complete with Clay and his baby.

You can hear Lindsay Lohan come out by clicking here:   I’m A Lesbian

Perez ManGINA Hilton is gaining a little favor with us since he’s been more supportive of Britney and a little less bitchy toward Samantha and Linday.  But damn if that mangina-boything-man-gay doesn’t make us laugh – even when we shouldn’t.  

Every blog is covering the Obama putting lipstick on a pig comment but only Perez had the ManGINA balls to actually give us the image:

Perez Hilton is a Bad Boy

Perez Hilton is a Bad Boy

Now this is a Sarah Palin picture that I won’t forget.  Lipstick on a pig . . . who originally thought of that?   And, why is it different than a pit bull with lipstick?  A least pigs aren’t banned in 25 US cities nor do they exhibit a lack of proper socialization as does Palin – I mean pitbulls with lipstick.

The Dallas Morning News points out the VP Dick Cheney likes the phrase.  In fact, they provide 3 dozen examples.  Click here for that story

And next . . . McCain using the phrase “Lipstick on a pig”:

But there’s more.  This time from Andrew Sullivan:

What Obama Should Say

10 Sep 2008 01:13 pm

A reader proposes:

“Yesterday I talked to a group of voters about how the McCain campaign is trying to call their continuation of just about every single Bush-Cheney policy of the last eight years “change.”  In doing so, I used a common, hundred-year-old phrase that we all understand: You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig. Now the McCain campaign demands that I apologize for saying this.  Everyone, it seems, wants to hear my answer.  Here it is: NO.

Continue reading “What Obama Should Say” »

Vanity Fair reports that Cindy McCain’s gold Judy Jetson prom outfit and accessories cost $300,000.  

The Fox News Zombies in the United States are being made into fools.  They actually sit there and listen to Republican talking-dic-heads saying that the Obamas are “elitists” while they watch the Repubican party flaunt Cindy Rub My Money In Your Face McCain out before them in a $300,000 flashy trashy accessorized and hiked up to Jesus outfit.   [After the jump:  Is being “uppity” the same as being an elitist?]

While telling us that Democrats are putting family values at risk, Republicans are also showing teens the reward they can earn for an unwed/unplanned pregnancy . . . lights, camera, action, a national stage with celebrities . . .


Here they are, separated at birth, Cindy McCain and Judy Jetson (minus the italian stiletto f— me pumps). 

And, even though we’re less than huge fans of Perez Mangina Hilton, we did get a chuckle out of this from Perez’s website:

We Love This Bitch!

Filed under: John McCain


Cindy McCain just looks like she’s three martinis and a bottle of Oxi away from rehab!

John McCainvery rich wifey looked a hot tranny mess at the Republican National Convention on Wednesday night.

And we can’t get enough of her!

She’s already so much more fun that Laura Bush.

Viva la Crypt Keeper!

[After the jump:  Is being uppity the same as elitist?]


Not sure that we would rely on Samantha for fashion tips but . . . here goes with Lindsay Lohan’s girl and our favorite lesbian Samantha Ronson

And, here she discusses allegation that she uses Lindsay Lohan and she talks about Perez Hilton.

As you’ll note from our earlier post today, we were certain that even the slowest of the slow would now conclude that Samantha and Lindsay have “come out” as a lesbian couple.  

Well, Perez Hilton is once again making a request for a formal “we’re touching genitals, we’re a lesbian couple, here are the photos of us touching genitals, sex video” announcement.   Perez your request for an announcement on something we all know is about as worn out as a cucumber in a convent.   Really Perez, if we locked you, your mangina, and your fat ass in the closet where you belong with a periscope, compass, flashlight, bloodhound, GPS receiver, and Wilt Chamberlin’s penis – you still couldn’t find your own ass.


Perez Hilton –  a pacifist out of necessity in a battle of wits

09/10/2008 New Sarah Palin Scandal from National Enquirer – Click Here

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*Updated September 2 – New Video Available – Sarah Palin speaking at Assembly of God Church.  Church and State – Palin’s favorite mix. 

*Updated September 2 – Perez Hilton, YouTube and a boat load of others have photos claiming to show Bristol Palin drinking.  Those photos are NOT Bristol Palin.   There are no photos showing Bristol Palin drinking alcohol. 

In other news – 2 unknown girls from a small town in Alaska are reported as being up shit creek.

*Updated September 1

The New York Post has more details including quotes from the boyfriend’s MySpace page saying that he doesn’t want children.    Time also has an article.    You might also want to read the spanking given to McCain by Sally Quinn, a Washington Post reporter.    Here is a taste:


And now we learn the 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, is pregnant. She and the father of the child plan to marry. This may be a hard one for the Republican conservative family-values crowd to swallow. Of course, this can happen in any family. But it must certainly raise the question among the evangelical base about whether Sarah Palin has been enough of a hands-on mother.

McCain claims he knew about the pregnancy, and was not at all concerned. Why not? Not only do we have a woman with five children, including an infant with special needs, but a woman whose 17-year-old child will need her even more in the coming months. Not to mention the grandchild. This would inevitably be an enormous distraction for a new vice president (or president) in a time of global turmoil. Not only in terms of her job, but from a media standpoint as well.

Although others aren’t so quick to want to jump in on this story.  Hilzoy says this:

Imagine yourself in her position: there you are, seventeen years old, pregnant, unmarried. Maybe you understand what happened and why; and maybe your parents and friends do as well. But zillions of bloggers and reporters and pundits are about to make the most personal details of your life into a political issue, and they don’t understand it at all. And yet, despite that, they are about to use you and your unborn child to score points on one another, without any regard whatsoever for you and your actual situation. 

I want no part of this. None at all.

You can read the rest of Hilzoy’s view here.  

Now, to the photos.  This is Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin; and a mysterious MySpace page that apparently no longer exists.   Click on the photo to enlarge.  Enjoy the photos of the Sarah Palin family and have fun trying to figure out why this would be of any significance to anyone except the immediate family.   We’re only posting because we have no shame and love readers. 

 Levi JohnstonBristol Palin