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Fantastic new photo of Rachel – you have to see it.
Rachel Maddow is a clear winner out of the 2008 Presidential election. Actually, not only is she a winner but she brings a huge win to all lesbians with her fantabulous and increasingly popular MSNBC news show.
Read and watch more, including the Conan video.
When she got off of the plane in St Louis, Sarah Palin was wearing a bandage on her right hand.
A spokeswoman for the Alaska governor has said that Palin injured her hand slightly when she fell while jogging Monday at McCain’s ranch. My Lord! She is George Bush!
Palin was at the ranch for much of the week prepping for tonight’s debate.
Here is the photo:
In other related news Abraham Lincoln showed up for tonight’s debate at Washington University to offer his support to Obama.
Sarah Palin takes time out from her debate prep to tell Sean Hannity and his radio show listeners that it’s safe to say that this ticket is in an underdog position. Here is the video and the transcript. You can thank Dean over at OpEdNews for his fantastic ability to accurately transcribe what he hears.
SEAN HANNITY: Governor Sarah Palin, nice to have you with us. You’re a great American.
GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN: Thanks, Sean. You’re a great American.
HANNITY: Thank you, thank you. You know, Barack Obama is a jackass… How does that make you feel?
PALIN: Not good, Sean. Not too good at all. We all know that jackasses are a type of animal, you know? A little bit jack, but a little bit ass, too.
HANNITY: Well stated. Now Barack Obama is friends with terrorists. William Aires, Woody Guthrie, Saddam Hussein. It’s well documented. Do you want to live in a country run by terrorists?
PALIN: I really don’t, Sean. Terrorists are just so terrible. Terrorists want to destroy. John McCain is a maverick. He wants to create. Creating is better, Sean.
HANNITY: I couldn’t agree with you more. Did you just quote the Bible? Wow. Either way. Now Obama has proposed trillions of dollars of taxes on average Americans. He’s proposed taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes. Are we safe?
(Watch for Palin to use the italicized words in the debate. Drink every time she uses one.)
PALIN: Sean, I’m just so thankful that John McCain has opposed taxes that will hurt small businesses, small families and baby rabbits. You know, it’s like Mom and Dad told us back on the good old home on the prairie. I think the American people are smarter than this. I think the American people are sick of Obama. I think the American people have two or three pairs of shoes and they are thinking about getting a third or fourth. I think the American people eat cheeseburgers on Wednesday and tacos on Thursday.
HANNITY: Let me ask you this, Governor. Now Joe Biden is one of the biggest tools ever. He can’t get anything right; he’s always tripping up over his own words. The man is a fool. Your thoughts…
PALIN: Ditto.
HANNITY: Well… all those elitists in the media are working around the clock to make you look stupid, but your commentary here is brilliant. It really shows how qualified you are to be president. [Uncomfortable silence.]
PALIN:Oh, dear. Was that a question? Yes. The answer is…I do, Sean. I do! Oh Sean, make love to me right here, right now.
Do you think there is any way that the interview was scripted?
Here is another video with lots of information about the polls, Palin
and tonight’s debate.
Finally, we’ve snagged a photo of Sarah Palin at John McCain’s Sedona, AZ ranch as she prepares for the debate. We love the baseball cap – kind of sporty yet casual. Nice!
We have more Sarah Palin pictures for you and of course that means . . . more dead animals.
Enjoy!
UPDATE SEPTEMBER 24, 2008 FROM THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER (YEP, IT’S HANSON), AFTER THE JUMP: In a world exclusive The NATIONAL ENQUIRER names GOP VP Candidate Sarah Palin’s secret lover 
First, please note from the screen shot in our last post that former business partner Scott Richter is the individual filing a motion to have his divorce records sealed. Ah, but there’s more . . .
Second, we just had a comment from an individual in Palmer, Alaska who brings up some legit points and so I’ll share it in the main post by way of this update:
Business ended because after 3 years of no snow brad and todd decided to get out of the snowmachine bidness. there was no affair and the palins and hansons continue to be friends and business partners to this day.
I’m learning, as our little guv glows in the spotlight,that everything that comes to the national media is probably b.s. the old saying don’t believe anything you hear is absolutely true.Comment by brvak | September 8, 2008 <!– @ 3:16 am –>| Edit
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The Sarah Palin, VP Barbie, soap opera is getting better than the Jerry Springer show. Let’s hope that it doen’t end like the episode of the show entitled “Secret Mistresses Confronted”. Hours after the show was broadcast on July 24, 2000, Ms. Campbell-Panitz was found dead in a home that the three Springer guests were fighting over.
We’re trying to verify information and so will update shortly but here is our newest cast member: Brad Hanson from the City of Palmer, Alaska
So far I have been able to resist any and all potential lesbian remarks related to his facial hair; however, keep in mind that Sarah was a point guard, loves to shoot guns, and has been photographed many times wearing both a baseball cap and do-rag.
Note to reporters: The City of Palmer currently has 2 job openings:
(1) Maintenance
Deadline:Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 5:00 PM(2) Public Works Director
Deadline:Friday, September 26, 2008 at 5:00 PMPhoto of Hanson and more after the jump.
New Story – Lesbian Rubyfruits Stop Picking on Samantha Ronson
No million dollar coming out story for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.
Haven’t seen Little Man since Friday so no time for blog. Have to iron formal school uniform for him and have breakfast with him.
Reader X – you are my hero of the day. Thanks so much for this post! You can hear LIndsay Lohan talk of her relationship with Sam in this video.
After months of refusing to comment on the public speculation about their relationship, actress Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson finally publicly confirmed their relationship in a L.A. radio call-in show last night, in a short, casual exchange confirming that they’ve been together “a very long time.”
Lohan and Ronson called into the radio show Loveline last night to chat with DJ Ted Stryker about DJ AM’s recent survival of a plane crash that killed four other passengers.
In wrapping up the conversation, Stryker casually asked Lindsay on air, “Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?” Lohan responded, “A long…a very long time.”
“I hope you guys stay together, you’re a very lovely looking couple,” Stryker added, to which Lindsay replied, “Thank you very much.”
See a great write up about the Lindsay/Samantha relationship at http://www.afterellen.com/people/2008/9/lohan-confirms-relationship-with-ronson
Thanks for the tips Anna!
Very cute photos of Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at the TV-Guide Emmy After Party. Is Lindsay Lohan glowing or what? And, Samantha Ronson has stepped up to the plate on her styling. Much better.
Party goers said Lindsay looked healthy, happy and comfortable with girlfriend Sam cuddled up in her lap and rarely far from her during the entire evening.
There is also a rumor that the 2 are planning a new living space. Top designers will put in a circular bed adorning a leopard print headboard, individual bathrooms (one pink and one black) complete with ‘Hers and Hers’ monogrammed towels, and a DJ area with a glitter ball.
Also, check out the Sarah Warn Article about the new definition of “out” thanks to Lindsay and Sam:
http://www.afterellen.com/people/2008/9/lindsaylohan
This blog seems to have the best information: http://blogs.knoxnews.com/knx/silence/
20-year-old David Kernell is at the center of an online investigation into who broke in to the email account of Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin and posted some of the contents to Wikileaks.
According to a report from The Tennessean, Tennesse state representative Mike Kernell told a reporter that his son, David, is the individual believed to be among those reponsible for the hacked account.
According to the newspaper, David Kernell is a student at University of Tennessee-Knoxville. The FBI and Secret Service have yet to publicly identify David Kernell as a suspect.
Here is what the hacker apparently stated:
I am the lurker who did it, and I would like to tell the story,” one person wrote in an account circulated on the Web.
In postings under the name “Rubico,” he wrote that he reset Palin’s e-mail password using her birth date, ZIP code information and where she met her husband, Todd.
When the security question was posed on her Yahoo! account, the hacker answered, “Wasilla high,” and tapped into her e-mail.
He had easily used public information to outsmart Yahoo!’s security system.
“It took seriously 45 minutes on wikepedia [sic] and google to find the information. Birthday? 15 seconds on wikepedia, zip code? Well she had always been from Wasilla, and it only has 2 zip codes (thanks online postal service!),” the hacker boasted.
“The second was somewhat harder, the question was ‘where did you meet your spouse?’ Did some research, and apparently she had eloped with Mr. Palin after college.
“I found out later through more research that they met at high school, so I did variations of that, high, high school, eventually hit on ‘Wasilla high.’ ”
“I promptly changed the password to popcorn and took a cold shower,” he said.
“Earlier it was just some prank to me, I really wanted to get something incriminating which I was sure there would be, just like all of you anon out there that you think there was some missed opportunity of glory, well there WAS NOTHING, I read everything, every little blackberry confirmation… all the pictures, and there was nothing, and it finally set in, THIS internet was serious business, yes I was behind a proxy, only one, if this shit ever got to the FBI I was fucked, I panicked, i still wanted the stuff out there but I didn’t know how to rapidshit all that stuff, so I posted the pass on /b/, and then promptly deleted everything, and unplugged my internet and just sat there in a comatose state.”
Please Keep Watching 2 Lesbos Goin At It
Yep – that’s a Maverick . . . John McCain. The picture really tells the story.
2 Lesbos Goin At It 
