Posts Tagged ‘pig’

We really don’t think that Sarah Palin would go for Buddy G and his two lesbian moms.  In fact, Conan O’Brien says that Palin is opposed to marriage equality for same sex couples.  Did you know that? Yeah, according to O’Brien, Palin says “everyone knows marriage isn’t for gay people; it’s for pregnant teenagers.”

Jay Leno was also talking about the campaign:  ”I mean, out on the campaign trail, John McCain and Sarah Palin are talking about how they stood up to the Republican party, they fought the Republican establishment, and they battled Republicans. Their message: vote Republican.”

Conan also pointed out that, “Sarah Palin has been getting briefed on what she needs to know to be John McCain’s vice president. The first thing they taught her was CPR.”

But the biggest Sarah Palin news involving kids is brought to us from Jimmy Kimmel.    Seems there was a sad incident at a Toys R Us today – a Sarah Palin doll shot My Little Pony.

Just saw this cute little animated cartoon guy with 2 Lesbo moms.  While the moms do appear to wear lipstick, neither look like a dog or pig.   On the other hand, one of the lesbo moms does wear “I’m smart” glasses but does not live near Alaska so is probably short in her knowledge of foreign policy.   We haven’t seen the DVD yet to know if either animated lesbian mom can kill animals, play hockey or shoot hoops but don’t expect to see photos of the 2 moms proudly displaying their fish anytime soon

Not that we think Sarah Palin looks like a dog or a pig nor do we think she would ban this video from the library.   Although she did want to evict Daddy’s Gay Roommate from the library.

But we hear that Sarah Palin does have gay and lesbian friends.   Wonder if any of them are lesbian hockey moms wearing lipstick and acting like pitbulls?  Or is that pitbulls wearing lipstick acting like hockey moms?  Where is Arnold the Pig when you need him bring color commentary to important political debate?

Maybe we should order two of these DVDs (not counting the one that we already ordered for Little Man), one for Trig and Piper to share and one for Bristol and Levi’s baby. 

Check out the video of the theme song and the opening to the kids’ cartoon:

The cartoon’s website is here:  http://buddyg.tv   We love it. 

The McCain / Palin campaign is now on the 3rd version of Palin’s visit to “Iraq.” Yesterday, the McCain campaign released a second official version of Palin’s ONLY trip outside of North America. The second version claimed that Sarah Palin’s visit to Iraq in 2007 consisted of a brief stop at a border crossing between Iraq and Kuwait.

Strangely enough, the singer Pink seems to have predicted this one.  Note in the story below that Pink wants Palin to point out Iraq on a map . . . and looks like Palin might have a hard time doing that since she and the McCain campaign can’t figure out if Plain was there or . . . maybe not.

Sarah Palin at Ft Wainwright, Alaska

Sarah Palin at Ft Wainwright, Alaska

When she was first selected as McCain’s VP running mate, it was claimed that Palin has traveled to Ireland, Germany, Kuwait, and Iraq to meet with members of the Alaska National Guard. They also specifically claimed that during the trip, Plain visited a “military outpost” inside Iraq.

The McCain campaign has continued to the claim that Palin was in an Iraq battle zone . . .

until the third version was released just today . . .

SARAH PALIN WAS NEVER IN IRAQ. She never ventured beyond Kuwait border.

The sick joke continues.

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With apologies to our porcine friends, the lipstick is off the
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If this doesn’t reveal the true Palin to those who think she’s a reformer I don’t know what will. Sarah Palin’s visit to Iraq in 2007 consisted of a brief

Perez ManGINA Hilton is gaining a little favor with us since he’s been more supportive of Britney and a little less bitchy toward Samantha and Linday.  But damn if that mangina-boything-man-gay doesn’t make us laugh – even when we shouldn’t.  

Every blog is covering the Obama putting lipstick on a pig comment but only Perez had the ManGINA balls to actually give us the image:

Perez Hilton is a Bad Boy

Perez Hilton is a Bad Boy

Now this is a Sarah Palin picture that I won’t forget.  Lipstick on a pig . . . who originally thought of that?   And, why is it different than a pit bull with lipstick?  A least pigs aren’t banned in 25 US cities nor do they exhibit a lack of proper socialization as does Palin – I mean pitbulls with lipstick.

The Dallas Morning News points out the VP Dick Cheney likes the phrase.  In fact, they provide 3 dozen examples.  Click here for that story

And next . . . McCain using the phrase “Lipstick on a pig”:

But there’s more.  This time from Andrew Sullivan:

What Obama Should Say

10 Sep 2008 01:13 pm

A reader proposes:

“Yesterday I talked to a group of voters about how the McCain campaign is trying to call their continuation of just about every single Bush-Cheney policy of the last eight years “change.”  In doing so, I used a common, hundred-year-old phrase that we all understand: You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig. Now the McCain campaign demands that I apologize for saying this.  Everyone, it seems, wants to hear my answer.  Here it is: NO.

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