2012 Houston Olympics – Lesbian Pole Dancing to Replace Archery, Equestrian, Shooting and Rhythmic Gymnastics

Here is the official list of Olympic sports:

Archery  Athletics Badminton Baseball Basketball Beach Volleyball Boxing
Canoe/Kayak Flatwater Canoe/Kayak Slalom Cycling BMX Cycling Mountain Bike Cycling Road Cycling Track Diving Equestrian Fencing Football Gymnastics Artistic Gymnastics Rhythmic Trampoline
Handball Hockey Judo Modern Pentathlon Rowing Sailing Shooting Softball Swimming 
Synchronized Swimming Table Tennis Taekwondo Tennis Triathlon Volleyball Water Polo Weightlifting
Wrestling

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Those folks who picked the Olympic events for Beijing really missed the boat on this one.   However, the good ol USA is gonna show em what’s what come 2012 when we land the Olympics in Houston.  

Those girls who show up to shoot a gun, shoot an arrow, ride a horse, and twirl ribbons . . .  well, let’s just say that we know a little somethin about shootin and ridin here in Texas and anybody can do that. 

We’ll show you some real athletes –

Synchronized

Oh, what could have been . . .