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"Oprah" & "Gayle" from Untrue Hollywood Stories

TMZ will probably get a hit or two with today’s story titled, “Oprah & Gayle — Targeted in Lesbian Sex Tape.

We had the script for the Nailin Palin porn movie.  (I know, I questioned this too, “they have scripts?”)   But I don’t know, with all that crying and love talk from Oprah during the recent Babwa interview, I’d feel guilty even watching a fake Oprah and Gayle goin at it.

Go to Two Lesbos Goin At It to read the actual script from the film.  Yes – you read it right.  And you thought porn movies are made without scripts, didn’t you?

UPDATE – we now have actual footage from the film + the link to the very adult porno promo – all at http://www.twolesbosgoinatit.com/#section3130

And we have footage from the Las Vegas Sarah Palin stripper contest:  http://www.twolesbosgoinatit.com/wp-admin/index.php?page=stats&day=2008-10-29

Sarah Palin Nailing the Russians Who Come Knocking On Her Back Door
Nailin’ Paylin, Hustler’s Sarah Palin porn flick stars Lisa Ann in the title role. The film, which is currently in pre-production, is being fast tracked for a pre-election release.

Hustler says the film will feature five hard-core scenes, including a three way with other parodied political figures — namely Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. Bill O’Reilly will also be spoofed as the announcer who dishes the sex scandals that will take place during the film.

From Hustler through TMZ.com and Daily News:

Nailin’ Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor. Sara Paylin will not only be showing us some girl-on-girl lovin’ but will also be nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door (wink, wink) and in a flashback “young” Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a “big bang” theory even she can’t deny!

Two Lesbos Goin At It

UPDATE  So was it Larry Flynt from Hustler who placed the ad? 

You can click on the image to get a better view of this not surprising Craigslist ad from LA seeking a Sarah Palin actress for an adult film.

And while the actress will not be subjected to any “anal,” Sarah Palin may just get . . . well, never mind. Let’s just say that we hope Joe Biden is on his best game tomorrow evening during the debate.

No pressure Joe . . .

Oh, almost forgot – click HERE if you’d like to see the live ad (assuming that it’s still there).

So what does a soccer mom do when she can’t find the solution to a problem? She talks to friends, blogs to strangers, and searches the Internet. In the course of my searching I have found a website claiming to offer “real, amateur, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer sex captured on video by Bren Ryder and other incredible members of Team Good Dyke Porn.”

I have to admit, I have not checked out the site (I haven’t had breakfast) and probably will not do so. On the other hand, I checked out a photo of Bren Ryder and she’s kinda cute in a boyish, mannish – could maybe have sex one time but could never introduce her to my friends sort of way. What do you think?

 I think that this is Bren Ryder

Here is what one reviewer said about Bren’s website: “Well, the name says it all really. Did you ever watch something so hot and exciting that you didn’t have words for it? Yep, that’s where I am right now. Well, that and totally smitten with Bren Ryder, the super sexy butch mastermind behind this collection of real dykes really getting off by . . . and any other way you can imagine. And it’s all safe sex! Actually, better than that, it’s safe sex with black latex gloves! How hot is that!?” (This isn’t meant to be an adult site so I took out the nifty description – don’t want any children learning more than I know.)

Okay, well that’s probably not for us. We’re more the sneak a couple of Playboy and Playgirl magazines into the house type of women.

In fact, I can’t imagine ever wearing black latex gloves; although they do sound like a nice accessory for evening wear house cleaning . . . do you think we could get the house keeper to wear them? 

 

Note for Frig - Ask clearning girl to wear these, evening only

Note for Frig - Ask clearning girl to wear these, evening only