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Not Sarah Palin or Bristol Palin or Jodie Foster – It’s A Lindsay Lohan Baby Bump & She Clearly Comes Out On Her MySpace Page

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Thank God this photo is from the set of Labor Pains, Lindsay’s new movie.

Lesbian moms get enough crap from far-right wing-nut conservatives.    Hey Lindsay, you might want to get off the Red Bull even if you aren’t with child.

On August 15, 2008, researchers from the Cardiovascular Research Centre at the Royal Adelaide Hospital reported that just one can of Red Bull can increase the risk of heart attack or stroke, even in young people: “One hour after they drank Red Bull, [their blood systems”] were no longer normal. They were abnormal like we would expect in a patient with cardiovascular disease.” Lead Researcher Scott Willoughby added that Red Bull “could be deadly when combined with stress or high blood pressure, impairing proper blood vessel function and possibly lifting the risk of blood clotting. 

Red Bull Australia spokesperson Linda Rychter responded that the report would be studied by the company, but added that the effects reported were no different to those experienced by drinkers of a single cup of coffee. 

Okay – now for the real Lindsay “news” which isn’t news to anyone with even half a heart (brains may not count here).

Lindsay’s MySpace blog seems to clear up the matter of her relationship status with Samantha Ronson.     For those alphabetically challenged “SR” = Samantha Ronson  “ILY” = I Love You.  Here is the screen shot and below, the lyrics to the song dedicated to Samantha.  
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From Lindsay's MySpace Blog - Click to Enlarge

Trouble – Listen To Samples and after the jump read the lyrics to the song dedicated by Lindsay to Samantha Ronson

Honest Thoughts from 2 Lesbo Moms About Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin has a 5 month old special needs baby.  Sarah Palin has a 17 year old daughter who is pregnant.   Sarah Palin needs to keep her ass in the same state as her children for at least the next several weeks.  

If she were a mom in our PTA, with a kid in our school, or if she were a neighbor mom, all the rest of the moms in the neighborhood (the rest are straight) would all be talking behind her back and most of us would tell her to her face, “Lady, especially considering your resume, your children need you much more than the country does.   Now get home and be a mother.”

How dare Sarah Palin bring all of this down on her daughter’s shoulders so that she can get what she wants?   And, some extreme Christians think that lesbian mothers are selfish?  

We know all the liberal crap that dads can take care of children just as well . . .  And, maybe he can but when a child has 2 parents, why not give them the benefit of two parents?   Apparently, what the Palins have been doing up to this point is not working.  Why not try something new like “Putting Family First?”   Do you people only use that 2 parent stuff when you’re trying to prove that I’m a bad mother? 

(By the way, why do our opponents often argue against same sex parenting by using research showing that children need 2 parents?  Don’t they get it?   There are 2 of us.  Weird.)

We changed our jobs – no – we changed our entire lives so that we could raise our son instead of hiring a nanny or daycare to raise him for us.   He has always had at least 1 stay at home parent and with an office in the house, most of the time he’s always had 2 parents at home.

Many of you straight parents are plain and simple, not very good parents; and Sarah Palin is one of the worst that we’ve seen running out on her children when they obviously need her.

So, while we don’t like being part of this circus that is raining down on a 17 year old girl, except for the extra readers that it’s bringing to our blog, we think the blame falls directly on the beehive of hot Sarah Palin. 

Gotta go, I hear a little request for “mommy” coming from the bedroom next to my office.

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Sarah Palin Family – Photos from Mysterious MySpace Page

09/10/2008 New Sarah Palin Scandal from National Enquirer – Click Here

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*Updated September 2 – New Video Available – Sarah Palin speaking at Assembly of God Church.  Church and State – Palin’s favorite mix. 

*Updated September 2 – Perez Hilton, YouTube and a boat load of others have photos claiming to show Bristol Palin drinking.  Those photos are NOT Bristol Palin.   There are no photos showing Bristol Palin drinking alcohol. 

In other news – 2 unknown girls from a small town in Alaska are reported as being up shit creek.

*Updated September 1

The New York Post has more details including quotes from the boyfriend’s MySpace page saying that he doesn’t want children.    Time also has an article.    You might also want to read the spanking given to McCain by Sally Quinn, a Washington Post reporter.    Here is a taste:

 

And now we learn the 17-year-old daughter, Bristol, is pregnant. She and the father of the child plan to marry. This may be a hard one for the Republican conservative family-values crowd to swallow. Of course, this can happen in any family. But it must certainly raise the question among the evangelical base about whether Sarah Palin has been enough of a hands-on mother.

McCain claims he knew about the pregnancy, and was not at all concerned. Why not? Not only do we have a woman with five children, including an infant with special needs, but a woman whose 17-year-old child will need her even more in the coming months. Not to mention the grandchild. This would inevitably be an enormous distraction for a new vice president (or president) in a time of global turmoil. Not only in terms of her job, but from a media standpoint as well.

Although others aren’t so quick to want to jump in on this story.  Hilzoy says this:

Imagine yourself in her position: there you are, seventeen years old, pregnant, unmarried. Maybe you understand what happened and why; and maybe your parents and friends do as well. But zillions of bloggers and reporters and pundits are about to make the most personal details of your life into a political issue, and they don’t understand it at all. And yet, despite that, they are about to use you and your unborn child to score points on one another, without any regard whatsoever for you and your actual situation. 

I want no part of this. None at all.

You can read the rest of Hilzoy’s view here.  

Now, to the photos.  This is Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin; and a mysterious MySpace page that apparently no longer exists.   Click on the photo to enlarge.  Enjoy the photos of the Sarah Palin family and have fun trying to figure out why this would be of any significance to anyone except the immediate family.   We’re only posting because we have no shame and love readers. 

 

Jodie Foster – Just A Lesbian Cheat or Also Pregnant?

Wearing a clinging purple sundress, Jodie Foster looks larger than her usual slim self, sparking rumours the Hollywood star could be pregnant.

Foster, who split with her lesbian lover Cydney Bernard in May, betrayed a bit of a bump as she left a Los Angeles grocery store this weekend.

Carrying shopping bags, the Silence of the Lambs actress sported a natural look and wore no make-up.