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Those kids over at College On The Record have designed the Barbie of all Barbies.

When my niece was 3 she had a Barbie that she carried everywhere she went. She usually carried it by the big hair.  The doll had an acid wash mini skirt and some sort of lacy pink shirt, messy porno hair, hoop earrings, and . . . no panties. My friends and I referred to it as “slut Barbie.” Of course, we didn’t say that in front of my niece.

My older niece had a medical condition that required her hospitalization on a regular basis resulting in little niece & slut Barbie hanging out with me on a regular basis. One evening we stopped by the Catholic hospital to visit her sister.   A young priest walked up, striking a conversation with my niece, he looked at the little doll clutched firmly in my niece’s puffy little 3 year old hand and asked, “oh, and who’s this?” My niece proudly held her Barbie doll up and smiled, “Slut Barbie.”

After writing this post, I had to find "Slut Barbie."  I was a little off on the description but this is definately her.

After writing this post, I had to find "Slut Barbie." I was a little off on my description but this is definitely her.

Without further introduction. The College On the Record Barbie:

Comes with everything you see here:

– Dead Caribou

– M-16

– Snowmobile

– Sexy Librarian Glasses

She even talks with such fun phrases like:

– “I’m a pitbull with lipstick!”

– “My family is off-limits!”

– “What is it the Vice President actually does?”

Coming soon: Bristol Palin with inflatable baby bump and John McCain with portable green screen background!