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Fantastic new photo of Rachel – you have to see it.
Rachel Maddow is a clear winner out of the 2008 Presidential election. Actually, not only is she a winner but she brings a huge win to all lesbians with her fantabulous and increasingly popular MSNBC news show.
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Are you people even paying attention? Homos – yeah, you homos. You need to wake up. F – Lindsay, Samantha and Sarah for a minute (we’ll, if it were Lindsay or Sarah I’d go for at least 30 minutes . . . ) . . .
What does it take to get gays and lesbians upset? Are we just a bunch of Mary Cheneys running around hoping that daddy will be nice to us even though we . . . whisper . . . head down . . . are . . . h o m o s e x u a l s? Please, oh please kind fellow citizens . . . we’ll be quiet if you’ll just be neighbors with us. It’s okay that the Morman Church leaders, the majority of California voters and a shit load of others think they can just vote us away, putting our spouses and children at risk. It’s okay that Nebraska allows heterosexual parents to dump their children like garbage while automatically banning us from serving as foster parents.
That brings us to Arkansas. It’s okay. We don’t mind that over 55% of those fine voting folks in Arkansas thought there ourt to be a law aggin us. If you (you = homo) are “cohabitating outside a valid marriage,” you can’t serve as a foster parent or adopt a child in Arkansas thanks to a vote of the people. And, why did they do this to children? To hurt the homos. But that’s okay. Just be nice to us.
Both Nebraska and Arkansas are shinning examples of how one group of heterosexual people dump off and abandon children while another group of heterosexual people won’t step up to the plate and serve as foster and/or adoptive parents. And how do you fix that? Well just don’t let the homos anywhere near the kids.
Right now, there are 3,700 kids in the custody of the state of Arkansas. 1,000 of these kids are available for adoption. So obviously what should a state do when heterosexuals abandon children and the state can’t find enough people to foster or adopt the kids? Hells fire boys, let’s get the homos.
So if Lovely Spouse and I aren’t fit to be married in California, if we aren’t fit to adopt or foster children in Arkansas, if we aren’t fit to be adoptive parents in Florida (left that one out), and if we aren’t fit to be foster parents in Nebraska . . . when do these ASSHOLES start claiming that we aren’t fit to parent our own Little Man?
HOMOS – wake up! Maybe “they” are right. We are all sick. Let’s pick a whole week and all of us GLBTXYZ’s – let’s call in “homo” and not show up for work. And, we can call our children in “homo” too. We’ll all just stay home and homo for one week.
Nevermind – most of you losers don’t read. You should all move to Arkansas and Nebraska. In fact, have two homes. Arkansas so you can sweat and stink in the summer and Nebraska so you can . . . what the hell do they do in Nebraska . . . wipe your rears with corn cobs in the winter and wear clothes that say “Husker” on them.
Of course we love Keith Olbermann – we’re Two Lesbos Goin At It. He says mean things about bigots who don’t seem to give a rat’s rear that they are hurting our families and Olbermann got dyke-o-fantabulous Rachel Maddow that TV shows that where she flexes her brain muscles while surpressing her inner stach.
We have the video of his cross-examination by the babes of The View. Seems Olbermann has previously revealed that he has NEVER voted. Not once. Now the girls on The View get to take him apart for it. Good for them! How does he justify that he’s never voted? How does he justify looking so weird and uncomfortable during this clip.
Pam Anderson’s breasts are symbolic. Keith Olbermann not voting . . . proof that he’s a lazy, no-good American.
Keith, go register and vote so that these Two Lesbos Goin At It can have some respect for you.
Read more to watch the video. Yeah, read more = watch video. It’s America.
Watch our girl Sarah in her hot pink media jacket as she’s interviewed by Matt on the Today Show. She’ll move, she’ll weave . . . she’ll wobble like a weeble but she won’t fall down and if she get’s the message from God . . . she’s gonna try to whip Obama’s butt in 4 years.
Tension with McCain? Never. She brought down the ticket? No way. Quit reading and watch the video of the Sarah Palin interview from the Today Show by clicking . . . “Read More.”
Please pass this on. It’s time that we all join together to REALLY protect those heterosexual marriages. The Good Lord knows that married heterosexual couples can use all the help they can get.
Watch the video by clicking “Read More” and then pass it on. Together – we can truly protect traditional marriage. Link to sign the petition after the jump.
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Our favorite photo of Rachel is the big smile, cute one in the pink shirt with the Haynes showing underneath, shirt half in / half out, where she’s sitting by her best friend – the arm dressed in green and orange. Really, she is one of those butch girls that would be a do over . . . again and again. Very hot in that photo. See photos below.
Having a distinct bias toward lesbians in heels, we have ignored very cute (actually quite handsome) lesbian Brainiac Rachael Maddow. But Rachael can be denied no more.
When a lesbian licks Nancy Grace on television . . . well, what can you say that people aren’t already thinking?
We could have said that Rachel licked Larry King . . . Lou Dobs . . . Hardball? All true but the visual just isn’t there for us.
Here are the numbers from Tuesday night:
HANNITY/COLMES 3,136,000
O’REILLY 3,060,000
GRETA 2,908,000
HUME 1,977,000
COOPER 1,828,000
RACHEL MADDOW 1,801,000
SHEP SMITH 1,724,000
KING 1,710,000
OLBERMANN 1,635,000
GRACE 1,166,000
DOBBS 1,156,000
HARDBALL 821,000
UPDATE: Some very “smart” MSNBC viewers have apparently been writing to Rachel to let her know that she’s . . . oh my . . . gay!
Our lesbian champion’s new show has been on the air for about a month and – not surprisinly – she’s topping them all.
And for all of you Repblican housewives with closeted limp-wristed husbands, sorry to tell you but you will not be able to butch up your life with Rachel. Rachel has been happily partnered with artist Susan Mikula since 1999. How’s that ball and chain fitting about now Rachel?
By the way, we did a post a few weeks back about lesbian make-up and hair. Rachel will be added to the list; although I’d bet that most of the lonely Republican housewives like Rachel in the “before” state. Damn, if we were into butch girls . . . Susan we’d be after your hot wifey.
Bonus information: Rachel is an admitted bad dancer which again would make her a perfect partner for a straight Republican women.
Rachel and Susan
PS – would you Rachel lovers come over to Two Lesbos Goin At It. It is the only place that you will ever read the script from an adult movie.
That’s right – go to Two Lesbos Goin At to read the actual script from the film “Who’s Nailin Paylin.” Yes – you read it right. And you thought porn movies are made without scripts, didn’t you?
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We wanted to do a blog together; but as usual we couldn’t agree on the name or what we would write about or the theme for the design. I suppose that shouldn’t be a surprise since we can’t seem to agree on anything. “They” say that we aren’t married but if we aren’t, why does it have to feel so much like a marriage complete with ball and chain?
We’re civiled & unionized but bottom line – we’re two lesbos goin at it – over anything and everything.
It’s been 10 years since we met. What a fun night. I was working out of town and decided to try out the tiny lesbian neighborhood bar down the street from my hotel. I noticed her almost as soon as she came in the door. Everyone seemed to know her. She was so perky. Okay, so even though the word “perky” may conjure up dreams of a just-old-enough-to-avoid-jail cheerleader, I can’t say that the dream is far off the mark. Even from across the room I could tell that joy was pouring out of every inch of her.
I’m not sure how we managed to be standing side by side at the bar so quickly. In my memory it seems like she was at the door across the room talking to everyone in the bar and then she was right beside me. One of those twitch my nose things and zap, there she is. I’ve had that happen. A totally different story and totally different girl.
Okay, you talked me into it. I’ll tell the other story first.
The bar was down a dark alley. The door wasn’t marked. Only a small light above the door with selective admittance by peep hole invitation.
Once I’m in, through the smoke and by the light of a bulb hanging over a pool table, I notice a girl (probably straight) with a great butt. I barely had a chance to think about her and her butt. Hold on . . . next thing you know she’s dropping her jeans and panties to show me her tattoo that . . . just happens to be on her butt.
Wouldn’t I be a great testimonial for that movie “The Secret“?
The Secret has swept the world and touched millions of lives; mine is one more story of a life transformed into joy. Learn of the bliss that I have have created in my own life as I share the power behind the law of attraction. Works on family, friends, pets, health, wealth, and now . . . stranger’s butts.
Anyway . . . that was a weird night. I’m minding my own business trying to get a sneak peak at a stranger’s butt, that looks quarter bouncing fantabulous, when next thing you know I’m checking out a tattoo on that butt, hearing about Chinese philosophy and the “meaning” of a butt tattoo. There is “meaning” in a butt tattoo? Who knew?
I always thought a butt tattoo meant a girl was an easy mark for one out of control sexcapade. And, please – never more than one night with a girl sporting a butt tattoo. Even though my mother would never know . . . well, actually my mother would know. She’s one of those mothers.
Did you know that in Chinese philosophy, “yin and yang are generalized descriptions of the antitheses or mutual correlations in human perceptions of phenomena in the natural world, combining to create a unity of opposites”? Shocking, the load of crap that one collects from looking at one butt in a smokey peephole alley bar just before closing time. Thank the good Lord that it was only one night of hearing about the meaning of a butt tattoo.
Well, that was then and I’m in a different place now.
Back to my original story. No, this girl didn’t have a butt tattoo. She hated tattoos and women that went around looking at stranger’s butts and having one night stands. Instead she was happy, joyful and perky. So even though we had . . .
He’s awake. Our little man is awake. I’m hearing a sleepy call for “Mommy” from his room. “Mommy is on her way, sweetie.”
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