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Our favorite photo of Rachel is the big smile, cute one in the pink shirt with the Haynes showing underneath, shirt half in / half out, where she’s sitting by her best friend – the arm dressed in green and orange. Really, she is one of those butch girls that would be a do over . . . again and again. Very hot in that photo. See photos below.
Having a distinct bias toward lesbians in heels, we have ignored very cute (actually quite handsome) lesbian Brainiac Rachael Maddow. But Rachael can be denied no more.
When a lesbian licks Nancy Grace on television . . . well, what can you say that people aren’t already thinking?
We could have said that Rachel licked Larry King . . . Lou Dobs . . . Hardball? All true but the visual just isn’t there for us.
Here are the numbers from Tuesday night:
HANNITY/COLMES 3,136,000
O’REILLY 3,060,000
GRETA 2,908,000
HUME 1,977,000
COOPER 1,828,000
RACHEL MADDOW 1,801,000
SHEP SMITH 1,724,000
KING 1,710,000
OLBERMANN 1,635,000
GRACE 1,166,000
DOBBS 1,156,000
HARDBALL 821,000
UPDATE: Some very “smart” MSNBC viewers have apparently been writing to Rachel to let her know that she’s . . . oh my . . . gay!
Our lesbian champion’s new show has been on the air for about a month and – not surprisinly – she’s topping them all.
And for all of you Repblican housewives with closeted limp-wristed husbands, sorry to tell you but you will not be able to butch up your life with Rachel. Rachel has been happily partnered with artist Susan Mikula since 1999. How’s that ball and chain fitting about now Rachel?
By the way, we did a post a few weeks back about lesbian make-up and hair. Rachel will be added to the list; although I’d bet that most of the lonely Republican housewives like Rachel in the “before” state. Damn, if we were into butch girls . . . Susan we’d be after your hot wifey.
Bonus information: Rachel is an admitted bad dancer which again would make her a perfect partner for a straight Republican women.

Rachel and Susan
PS – would you Rachel lovers come over to Two Lesbos Goin At It. It is the only place that you will ever read the script from an adult movie.
That’s right – go to Two Lesbos Goin At to read the actual script from the film “Who’s Nailin Paylin.” Yes – you read it right. And you thought porn movies are made without scripts, didn’t you?
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