This One Lesbo Lesbian is BACK!

Photo Has No Connection to Story - But One Lesbo Loved It!

Holy Shazam . . . I feel like I’ve been falling from the Empire State Building.  I’ve flipped down 50 stories and I’m thinking, “So far, so good!”   Oh yes, I’m an optimist and I am BACK!

This little adventure started when lovely spouse and I were debating frequently; thus, the title “2 Lesbos Goin At It.”   Always the marriage advocate, I gave up the blog, cleaned up my act and went to “couple’s counseling.”

More about that later.

So, I’m listening to the radio yesterday while on my way to buy a new coat at Banana Republic because lovely spouse is going on a date with either a married straight dentist or a single lesbian dentist designed to be the cover for the married dentist or the single lesbian dentist has been doing more than covering with my wife and she is THE person who caused my wife to invest my funds in yogurt, Monistat and Vagisil (which actually leads me back to the straight dentist) . . . either way – I figure free braces for little man at some point – right?

In any event, having this orthodontic burden potentially lifted from me, left me in a position to do something I have rarely done in many years – just go buy myself something.  And so I did – the coat.  I look so cute in it.  I would even date me and I’m damn picky.

The ad on the radio was about a medical clinic (no, not a free STD clinic) offering “minimally invasive hysterectomies.”  Really?  I tell you what, send your beautiful girl over my way and I’ll show her a little minimally invasive technique that I offer for no charge and she will still have her uterus after.   Minimally invasive hysterectomy . . . right.

Hey – spread the news . . . This One Lesbo Lesbian is BACK!  Sarah Palin, celesbians, and other kissable huggable others . . . I’m so chasing your ass.

Sarah Palin Weight Loss Plan – Laugh Your Ass Off – Then You Can Eat More Turkey

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This is one that you can’t miss.  I’ve obviously been working too hard at my real job over the last few days.  I almost didn’t see this.  I’m all alone, laughing and laughing and wiping tears and laughing some more . . .

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What Do Britney Spears & Sarah Palin Have in Common? – Video Interview with Palin’s Pranksters

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The two radio guys from Canada were interviewed this morning (November 3) on CBS, The Early Show. Marc Antoine Audette and Sebastian Trudel Audette, known as the Masked Avengers spread the wealth of knowledge about Palin’s stupidity.

They have pranked numerous celebrities but only two failed to realize the telephone calls were a prank. You guessed it: Britney Spears and Sarah Palin.

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Video & Audio + Transcript Sarah Palin on Sean Hannity Radio Show Admitting that Obama is Winning

Sarah Palin takes time out from her debate prep to tell Sean Hannity and his radio show listeners that it’s safe to say that this ticket is in an underdog position.  Here is the video and the transcript.  You can thank Dean over at OpEdNews for his fantastic ability to accurately transcribe what he hears. 

SEAN HANNITY: Governor Sarah Palin, nice to have you with us. You’re a great American. 

GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN: Thanks, Sean. You’re a great American. 

HANNITY: Thank you, thank you. You know, Barack Obama is a jackass… How does that make you feel? 

PALIN: Not good, Sean. Not too good at all. We all know that jackasses are a type of animal, you know? A little bit jack, but a little bit ass, too. 

HANNITY: Well stated. Now Barack Obama is friends with terrorists. William Aires, Woody Guthrie, Saddam Hussein. It’s well documented. Do you want to live in a country run by terrorists? 

PALIN: I really don’t, Sean. Terrorists are just so terrible. Terrorists want to destroy. John McCain is a maverick. He wants to create. Creating is better, Sean. 

HANNITY: I couldn’t agree with you more. Did you just quote the Bible? Wow. Either way. Now Obama has proposed trillions of dollars of taxes on average Americans. He’s proposed taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes. Are we safe? 

(Watch for Palin to use the italicized words in the debate. Drink every time she uses one.)

PALIN: Sean, I’m just so thankful that John McCain has opposed taxes that will hurt small businesses, small families and baby rabbits. You know, it’s like Mom and Dad told us back on the good old home on the prairie. I think the American people are smarter than this. I think the American people are sick of Obama. I think the American people have two or three pairs of shoes and they are thinking about getting a third or fourth. I think the American people eat cheeseburgers on Wednesday and tacos on Thursday. 

HANNITY: Let me ask you this, Governor. Now Joe Biden is one of the biggest tools ever. He can’t get anything right; he’s always tripping up over his own words. The man is a fool. Your thoughts…

PALIN: Ditto. 

HANNITY: Well… all those elitists in the media are working around the clock to make you look stupid, but your commentary here is brilliant. It really shows how qualified you are to be president. [Uncomfortable silence.]

PALIN:Oh, dear. Was that a question? Yes. The answer is…I do, Sean. I do! Oh Sean, make love to me right here, right now. 

Do you think there is any way that the interview was scripted? 

Here is another video with lots of information about the polls, Palin

and tonight’s debate.

 

Finally, we’ve snagged a photo of Sarah Palin at John McCain’s Sedona, AZ ranch as she prepares for the debate.   We love the baseball cap – kind of sporty yet casual.  Nice!

Partial Transcript Yet Another Katie Couric Sarah Palin Interview – The Preview of Night 3

So tonight we will be treated to (subjected to) another evening of Katie Couric interviewing Sarah Palin.  

I was listening to the radio on the way home from work a couple of days ago.  A woman caller was telling the talk show host that our future leaders should be those folks who start out as PTA moms, work their way to city leadership . . . well, we know where this is going.   Of course she used Sarah Palin as a shinning example of this type of new leadership in American.   According to her, all we need is a little more Sarah Palin.

When the caller said that integrity was much more important than qualifications, the talk show host challanged her with the choice of having brain surgery performed by a neurosurgeon who was board certified vs her family doctor, the woman simply would not answer.    Shades of things to come Thursday night, I suppose.

The caller flitted, she hemmed, she hawed, she changed the subject but bottom line she refused to acknowledge the obvious – of course qualifications matter.  Surely the woman wouldn’t get on a jet flown by Sarah Palin; although she seems quite taken with the “Straight-Talk Express.” 

Well . . . singing to the choir I suppose.    Let’s hope that we can teach our children to have more common sense, then again to keep our economy on track someone does have to buy the Amish heaters of the world. 

CBS News Exclusive: Palin Talks About Biden, Age

COLUMBUS, Ohio (CBS) ― CBS News anchor Katie Couric continues her series of interviews with Republican Vice Presidential nominee, Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin. Tonight, Couric gets an exclusive behind-the-scenes visit with Palin on the campaign trail.

Sarah Palin: And I do look forward to Thursday night, debating Senator Joe Biden. We are going to talk about those new ideas, new energy for America. I am looking forward to meeting him too. I’ve never met him before, but I have been hearing about his senate speeches since I was in like second grade.

Couric: You made a funny comment. You said you’ve been listening to Joe Biden’s speeches since you were in second grade. Something like that?

Sarah Palin: Yea, its been since like ’72. Yea.
Couric: When you have a 72 year-old running mate is that kind of a risky thing to say? Insinuating that Joe Biden’s been around a while.

Sarah Palin: Oh no. It’s nothing negative at all. He has got a lot of experience. Just stating a fact there that we’ve been hearing his speeches for all these years. He’s got a tremendous amount of experience. And I am the new energy, the new face, the new ideas. And he’s got the experience based on the many many years in the senate. And the voters are going to have a choice there in what it is they want in these next four years.

 

CBS Sarah Palin interview ”UPDATE” SEP 30, 2008

Listen – They Come Out – Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson Casually Confirm Lesbian Relationship In Radio Interview

New Story – Lesbian Rubyfruits Stop Picking on Samantha Ronson

No million dollar coming out story for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson.  

Haven’t seen Little Man since Friday so no time for blog.  Have to iron formal school uniform for him and have breakfast with him.

Reader X – you are my hero of the day.  Thanks so much for this post!  You can hear LIndsay Lohan talk of her relationship with Sam in this video.

After months of refusing to comment on the public speculation about their relationship, actress Lindsay Lohan and DJ Samantha Ronson finally publicly confirmed their relationship in a L.A. radio call-in show last night, in a short, casual exchange confirming that they’ve been together “a very long time.”

Lohan and Ronson called into the radio show Loveline last night to chat with DJ Ted Stryker about DJ AM’s recent survival of a plane crash that killed four other passengers.

In wrapping up the conversation, Stryker casually asked Lindsay on air, “Now, you guys, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Like two years? One year? Five months? Two months?” Lohan responded, “A long…a very long time.”

“I hope you guys stay together, you’re a very lovely looking couple,” Stryker added, to which Lindsay replied, “Thank you very much.”

See a great write up about the Lindsay/Samantha relationship at http://www.afterellen.com/people/2008/9/lohan-confirms-relationship-with-ronson

MTV Interview of Fav Lesbian Samantha Ronson and Radio Interview Discussing Perez Hilton

Not sure that we would rely on Samantha for fashion tips but . . . here goes with Lindsay Lohan’s girl and our favorite lesbian Samantha Ronson

And, here she discusses allegation that she uses Lindsay Lohan and she talks about Perez Hilton.