Posts Tagged ‘red neck church’

Guilty: Ian Oakley in the UK
Not Related to Annie Oakley
It is not PC to say that he has a gay face.

2.   Lindsay’s dad can’t bless her marriage to Samantha because it would “go against his religion.”   Lohan just recently learned that Jesus once fed 5000 people.  Upon learning of this miracle, Lohan wanted to know whether the two fishes was bass or catfish and what bait were used to catch ’em.   Lohan will not be going to church next Sunday because opening day of deer season is recognized as an official church holiday.   Thanks to our friends at Queerty for the photo and red neck vision (comment by Jack E. Jett) and for the fantastical photo:


Daddy Lohan Showing Off His Official Baptism Brand and Tattoo Received After Being Dunked in the Creek at the Annual Church Beer Bust & Pig Roast Last Sunday

3.  And, if you want to read about a 22 year old young man raised by lesbian moms in Ireland, click here:–just-for-having-an-english-accentrsquo-1445345.html