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Meet Sarah – the lesbian you do not want to mess with. Just ask Tony.
Sarah and Cherrie were live-in partners. Tony was visiting Sarah from out of town. Well, one night the two lesbian love birds and Tony decide to go to a party together but for whatever reason Cherrie got a little upset during the evening.
Chivalrous Tony gave Cherrie a ride back to the house that she shared with Sarah.
By the time Sarah came home Tony and Cherrie were all nakie butt ready to do some more ridin (that means have sex). Tony reports that upon seeing the state of affairs, Sarah’s face became “white with anger.” I’m not sure why Sarah takes her angry face – white? I take mine red, like my wine. Who knows, maybe it was the fish that Tony was about to have for dessert?
Sarah then slashes Tony’s face with a razor. Is that not weird? I mean I could give someone a superlative close and comfortable shave but what kind of razor has Sarah been using?
Upon her arrest, Sarah expressed a deeply felt regret,
“I only wish I’d slashed his throat as well. Cheryl is the only person I ever loved.”
. . .
“My only regret is that I didn’t slash the bitch as well.”
Now that, that is a crazy-assed girlfriend.
UPDATE*** We have some confirmation on a photo of Romeo Tony (not Tony Romo – he’s with the other crazy girlfriend). After the jump . . . Tony the Slashed.
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