Lindsay is like a big bank, insurer, or car-maker . . . just needs a little stimulus package to get her career back on top. While Sam no doubt packs a fantabulous stimulus package – Labor Pains may be the vehicle to stimulate more than just Lindsay’s . . .
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Inside Edition doctoring a video. Watch the video. Note the odd date / time change and the shape of the glass in Lindsay’s hand.
1:10 am first portion of video -Short tumbler
11:57 pm but later in the video – Martini glass
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Are you people even paying attention? Homos – yeah, you homos. You need to wake up. F – Lindsay, Samantha and Sarah for a minute (we’ll, if it were Lindsay or Sarah I’d go for at least 30 minutes . . . ) . . .
What does it take to get gays and lesbians upset? Are we just a bunch of Mary Cheneys running around hoping that daddy will be nice to us even though we . . . whisper . . . head down . . . are . . . h o m o s e x u a l s? Please, oh please kind fellow citizens . . . we’ll be quiet if you’ll just be neighbors with us. It’s okay that the Morman Church leaders, the majority of California voters and a shit load of others think they can just vote us away, putting our spouses and children at risk. It’s okay that Nebraska allows heterosexual parents to dump their children like garbage while automatically banning us from serving as foster parents.
That brings us to Arkansas. It’s okay. We don’t mind that over 55% of those fine voting folks in Arkansas thought there ourt to be a law aggin us. If you (you = homo) are “cohabitating outside a valid marriage,” you can’t serve as a foster parent or adopt a child in Arkansas thanks to a vote of the people. And, why did they do this to children? To hurt the homos. But that’s okay. Just be nice to us.
Both Nebraska and Arkansas are shinning examples of how one group of heterosexual people dump off and abandon children while another group of heterosexual people won’t step up to the plate and serve as foster and/or adoptive parents. And how do you fix that? Well just don’t let the homos anywhere near the kids.
Right now, there are 3,700 kids in the custody of the state of Arkansas. 1,000 of these kids are available for adoption. So obviously what should a state do when heterosexuals abandon children and the state can’t find enough people to foster or adopt the kids? Hells fire boys, let’s get the homos.
So if Lovely Spouse and I aren’t fit to be married in California, if we aren’t fit to adopt or foster children in Arkansas, if we aren’t fit to be adoptive parents in Florida (left that one out), and if we aren’t fit to be foster parents in Nebraska . . . when do these ASSHOLES start claiming that we aren’t fit to parent our own Little Man?
HOMOS – wake up! Maybe “they” are right. We are all sick. Let’s pick a whole week and all of us GLBTXYZ’s – let’s call in “homo” and not show up for work. And, we can call our children in “homo” too. We’ll all just stay home and homo for one week.
Nevermind – most of you losers don’t read. You should all move to Arkansas and Nebraska. In fact, have two homes. Arkansas so you can sweat and stink in the summer and Nebraska so you can . . . what the hell do they do in Nebraska . . . wipe your rears with corn cobs in the winter and wear clothes that say “Husker” on them.
Of course we love Keith Olbermann – we’re Two Lesbos Goin At It. He says mean things about bigots who don’t seem to give a rat’s rear that they are hurting our families and Olbermann got dyke-o-fantabulous Rachel Maddow that TV shows that where she flexes her brain muscles while surpressing her inner stach.
We have the video of his cross-examination by the babes of The View. Seems Olbermann has previously revealed that he has NEVER voted. Not once. Now the girls on The View get to take him apart for it. Good for them! How does he justify that he’s never voted? How does he justify looking so weird and uncomfortable during this clip.
Pam Anderson’s breasts are symbolic. Keith Olbermann not voting . . . proof that he’s a lazy, no-good American.
Keith, go register and vote so that these Two Lesbos Goin At It can have some respect for you.
Read more to watch the video. Yeah, read more = watch video. It’s America.
Watch our girl Sarah in her hot pink media jacket as she’s interviewed by Matt on the Today Show. She’ll move, she’ll weave . . . she’ll wobble like a weeble but she won’t fall down and if she get’s the message from God . . . she’s gonna try to whip Obama’s butt in 4 years.
Tension with McCain? Never. She brought down the ticket? No way. Quit reading and watch the video of the Sarah Palin interview from the Today Show by clicking . . . “Read More.”
Please pass this on. It’s time that we all join together to REALLY protect those heterosexual marriages. The Good Lord knows that married heterosexual couples can use all the help they can get.
Watch the video by clicking “Read More” and then pass it on. Together – we can truly protect traditional marriage. Link to sign the petition after the jump.
The Frisky reports on our favorite lesbian couple.
Lindsay Lohan tells the new issue of Marie Claire, “I’m really happy. [Samantha Ronson] is a great person. And she’s a great influence on people around her. But I think that anything that’s changed [in] my life is because of me. I’ve gone through it, and I’ve learned to deal with it and I’ve made the decision to move forward.” Aww.
And another source claims that Samantha Ronson announced her plans to marry “rumored” girlfriend Lindsay Lohan. Sources claim that the DJ made the announcement in a Los Angeles club.
“By the end of this year, my love with be Mrs. Ronson,” she reportedly told club-goers. “Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that it to underestimate the world.”
Another version from The Improper:
British DJ Samantha Ronson has announced she will marry rumored girlfriend Lindsay Lohan before the end of the year, reports The Sun.
At a recent gig at the famed Chateau Marmont hotel in Los Angeles, Ronson, 31, said, “By the end of this year, my love will be Mrs Ronson. Tonight shows the power of a woman – to underestimate that is to underestimate the world.”
Samantha, the sister of record producer Mark Ronson, has been glued to the 22-year-old Lohan’s side for the past year. While the two have not confirmed a romance, insiders say the two are crazy about each other.
“Samantha and Lindsay are the most in love Hollywood couple I’ve ever seen,” said one onlooker. “Every Friday night they come in here and do cheesy dancing. MC Hammer is their favorite.”
Meanwhile Pop Eater has this Lindsay and Samantha story complete with 150 photos:
Don’t you just love these two. Apparently, the photographers were more interested in snapping photos of Lindsay Lohan and lesbian hottie Samantha Ronson than they were in watching the show. Sorry about that Charlotte.
The love birds sat next to Sam’s mom in the front row for this morning’s (Saturday) show of twin sister Charlotte’s spring collection at New York Fashion Week. According to some accounts the couple nearly caused a riot, immediately swarmed by photographers who rushed passed all of the other celebrities to catch shots of Two Lesbos Goin At It’s favorite love Dixie Cups.
Lindsay looked hot hot hot (did I mention that she looked hot) in a denim dress and sexy blue pumps, and wore her blonde hair pulled back. Sam was looking pretty damn good in a black T-shirt, gray skinny jeans and vest. And, as we suggested . . . she has pretty much dropped the hat . . . instead, showing off her very cute face and adorable haircut. Honestly, we love the new look Sam! (My God, what I’d pay to be you. Not really, Lovely Spouse, just trying to make them feel good as they come out . . . that’s all . . . )
Here are some photos of this morning’s show – the real show – Samantha and Lindsay:
If you want the entire story behind this, go back to our posts yesterday and just keep reading through today. We included links to the MySpace pages and more. First, Daddy said that Sam is writing a tell-all about Lindsay, causing Linday to drink, living off Lindsay’s fame, eating kittens for lunch and wearing puppies as shoes . . . you get the idea.
Next, from the set of Ugly Betty, Lindsay tells dad to shut up.
Third Step, Samantha MySpace blogs about Daddy Dearest Lohan, reminding him that Lindsay likes her best.
Fourth, Lindsay MySpace blogs about Daddy, reminding him that he needs to shut up.
Fifth, Daddy-I’m-Out-of-Control but still need to find fame and live off of Linday’s money (not realizing a need to shut up) goes to ABC news complaining that Lindsay now only makes $1 million a movie. If you want to read the ABC news story just click the image below.
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Listening to Daddy Lohan complain about Samantha Ronson being a victim of an “identity crisis” and describing Sam as a slob caused my thoughts to drift to a rising celebrity lesbian icon.
Watch the video and if you’d like to know exactly what got Shane into this mess, skip on over to our Lesbo Video page and watch some more “drive, drive, drive” by Shane.
Here is Shane (Kate Moennig) of The L Word, doing what Shane does.
PS – Daddy Lohan needs to get in touch with his inner lesbian and realize – dirty lesbians are “in.” And, is it just me or does the mother in this clip look way too much like Lindsay Lohan’s mother?
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“I’ve shut up about this long enough,” Michael said. “She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”
“Let’s just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realizes who the people using her are,” Michael said. He’s also pissed that Lindsay isn’t working and blames Sam for that too. And, he claims that Lindsay is drinking again.
“Oh, look I see one of those users in the mirror,” Michael said. Adding, “And, if Lindsay would work – I could finally get some botox, a motorcycle, a new car, some hair plugs, and a penis extension. I miss the good ol days when I could just live off of Linday’s hard work.”
After The Jump - Do You Believe Daddy Or This Innocent Kid?
UPDATE – Another media outlet quotes Daddy Lohan as saying, “A person can be a drug and Samantha’s drug.”
“She (Dina – Lindsay’s mom) tells me it’s important to get Sam out of Lindsay’s life and then she turns around and has dinner with them!
Everyone around Lindsay who really cares about her is saying ‘Get Sam out of Lindsay’s life,” and so does Dina, until there’s a photo op.
We were supposed to have a family meeting the night she went out to dinner with Sam and her mom and Lindsay and Dina just skipped out — just after telling me all about how Sam has a negative affect on Lindsay’s life.
So I’m calling my lawyers, going back to court, and I’m going to hit her where it hurst – the wallet. I gave Dina everything in the divorce, just so I would get to see my kids and now she does this to her own child.”
And he says that his complaints are not because Lindsay and Samantha may be a lesbian couple:
“That’s not the reason at all. Lindsay is fragile and Sam takes advantage of her and the relationship is too intense and too dramatic. Sam and Dina are probably the two worst people Lindsay could be around right now … along with her friend Patrick.
I mean, look at Sam … does she have an identity crisis or what? I mean, the way she carries herself, the way she dresses; she’s a slob.”
And there’s more:
“Lindsay’s not in the state that Britney was or is, but there are minor similarities. Just because a person’s not abusing drugs or alcohol doesn’t mean they’re healthy. And Lindsay being with Sam is making matters worse.
I would sacrifice my own life to get Sam out of Lindsay’s.”
AFTER THE JUMP. WHAT DOES LINDSAY’S RECENT CO-STAR SAY ABOUT HER?
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Lindsay and Samantha seem to be going strong and doing the things that most people do when they are in love. Add one to the list – the lesbo duo took their moms to dinner. Don’t they all look fantabulous? In fact . . .
And here’s to you, Mrs. Ronson, Jesus loves you more than you will know. God bless you, please Mrs. Ronson.
For those of you who have no idea what this means, look it up.
Mrs. Ronson – I know that you know what it means. wink wink – call me
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(Sam – sorry but I couldn’t resist. Your mom is hot hot hot. Isn’t it funny how we always pick girls that are a lot like our mothers?)
Mrs. Lohan, Lindsay, Mrs. Ronson (Ann Dexter-Jones) and Samantha
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Okay – here’s one that we seriously doubt. Under this unusual theory anytime you buy baby clothes – you’re probably going to have a baby! Yeah, right. The story is that Sam and Lindsay bought some baby clothes in LA, denied that either is pregnant. End of story.
This same article reprints the nonsense about “lesbian experts” saying that the couple isn’t in a serious lesbian relationship.
“Meanwhile, Lohan has been labeled a “fake” gay organization. Karen Whittaker of The Centre for Sapphic Studies insists that the actress and Ronson aren’t the real deal; they are merely “Gay for Play.”
We dealt with that crap several days ago and could find NO proof of any such organization or person. Anyone else have better information? We say that the only thing fake here are Whittaker and the CSS.
Finally, if this organization is real, think about this; if Lindsay’s and Samantha’s mommies approve, shut the f _ _ _ up. Getting approval from your mother – just like getting direct approval from God – priceless!
After the jump: Lindsay “Ronson’s” FaceBook page that was undercover and then uncovered in April of this year.
I’m in my office thinking that work really sucks. Life would be so much fun if it weren’t for that part about needing money to survive. That’s especially true for a lesbian like me who is civilly unionized to a stay-at-home, botox loving, clothes buying, no expense is too much, Lovely Spouse. (No, she doesn’t clean house nor does she cook. Sex must be great? Actually, the sex has always been great and now . . . more often . . . so I’m beginning to get a return on my financial investment.)
As I’m trying to work, I’m totally distracted by Sam and Lindsay. I have hat-envy in a major way. Could any lesbian have a better job?
Qualifications:
Lesbian
Nice
Responsible
Cool
Cool friends
Cool family
Loves music
Good in bars
Not butt ugly
Job Duties:
Fly to Miami
Fly to LA
Fly to Chicago
Fly to New York
Get photo taken
Shop with Lindsay Lohan
Eat with Lindsay Lohan
Go to parties with Lindsay Lohan
Play music at bars
Have sex with Lindsay Lohan
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Wonder how much it pays?
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Not so perfect job? https://2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com/2008/08/12/who-has-the-not-so-perfect-lesbian-job/
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