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1:10 am first portion of video -Short tumbler
11:57 pm but later in the video – Martini glass
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Are you people even paying attention? Homos – yeah, you homos. You need to wake up. F – Lindsay, Samantha and Sarah for a minute (we’ll, if it were Lindsay or Sarah I’d go for at least 30 minutes . . . ) . . .
What does it take to get gays and lesbians upset? Are we just a bunch of Mary Cheneys running around hoping that daddy will be nice to us even though we . . . whisper . . . head down . . . are . . . h o m o s e x u a l s? Please, oh please kind fellow citizens . . . we’ll be quiet if you’ll just be neighbors with us. It’s okay that the Morman Church leaders, the majority of California voters and a shit load of others think they can just vote us away, putting our spouses and children at risk. It’s okay that Nebraska allows heterosexual parents to dump their children like garbage while automatically banning us from serving as foster parents.
That brings us to Arkansas. It’s okay. We don’t mind that over 55% of those fine voting folks in Arkansas thought there ourt to be a law aggin us. If you (you = homo) are “cohabitating outside a valid marriage,” you can’t serve as a foster parent or adopt a child in Arkansas thanks to a vote of the people. And, why did they do this to children? To hurt the homos. But that’s okay. Just be nice to us.
Both Nebraska and Arkansas are shinning examples of how one group of heterosexual people dump off and abandon children while another group of heterosexual people won’t step up to the plate and serve as foster and/or adoptive parents. And how do you fix that? Well just don’t let the homos anywhere near the kids.
Right now, there are 3,700 kids in the custody of the state of Arkansas. 1,000 of these kids are available for adoption. So obviously what should a state do when heterosexuals abandon children and the state can’t find enough people to foster or adopt the kids? Hells fire boys, let’s get the homos.
So if Lovely Spouse and I aren’t fit to be married in California, if we aren’t fit to adopt or foster children in Arkansas, if we aren’t fit to be adoptive parents in Florida (left that one out), and if we aren’t fit to be foster parents in Nebraska . . . when do these ASSHOLES start claiming that we aren’t fit to parent our own Little Man?
HOMOS – wake up! Maybe “they” are right. We are all sick. Let’s pick a whole week and all of us GLBTXYZ’s – let’s call in “homo” and not show up for work. And, we can call our children in “homo” too. We’ll all just stay home and homo for one week.
Nevermind – most of you losers don’t read. You should all move to Arkansas and Nebraska. In fact, have two homes. Arkansas so you can sweat and stink in the summer and Nebraska so you can . . . what the hell do they do in Nebraska . . . wipe your rears with corn cobs in the winter and wear clothes that say “Husker” on them.
Of course we love Keith Olbermann – we’re Two Lesbos Goin At It. He says mean things about bigots who don’t seem to give a rat’s rear that they are hurting our families and Olbermann got dyke-o-fantabulous Rachel Maddow that TV shows that where she flexes her brain muscles while surpressing her inner stach.
We have the video of his cross-examination by the babes of The View. Seems Olbermann has previously revealed that he has NEVER voted. Not once. Now the girls on The View get to take him apart for it. Good for them! How does he justify that he’s never voted? How does he justify looking so weird and uncomfortable during this clip.
Pam Anderson’s breasts are symbolic. Keith Olbermann not voting . . . proof that he’s a lazy, no-good American.
Keith, go register and vote so that these Two Lesbos Goin At It can have some respect for you.
Read more to watch the video. Yeah, read more = watch video. It’s America.
Watch our girl Sarah in her hot pink media jacket as she’s interviewed by Matt on the Today Show. She’ll move, she’ll weave . . . she’ll wobble like a weeble but she won’t fall down and if she get’s the message from God . . . she’s gonna try to whip Obama’s butt in 4 years.
Tension with McCain? Never. She brought down the ticket? No way. Quit reading and watch the video of the Sarah Palin interview from the Today Show by clicking . . . “Read More.”
Please pass this on. It’s time that we all join together to REALLY protect those heterosexual marriages. The Good Lord knows that married heterosexual couples can use all the help they can get.
Watch the video by clicking “Read More” and then pass it on. Together – we can truly protect traditional marriage. Link to sign the petition after the jump.
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Watch this slideshow of Samantha Ronson that we put together for you with some over the top adorable photos of Samantha as a teen and . . . of course . . . lots of Lindsay.
In addition to that particular low blow, Michael alleged that Sam is the mastermind behind Lindsay’s frequent blog entries, and that his little girl would be better off in the company of a “good person” — say, Joe “Girls Gone Wild” Francis, for instance.
As far as LiLo’s concerned, Michael crossed the line with his public tirade and simply provided further proof that he’s the one that needs help.
“My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods,” through an email from her rep Lindsay told the New York Post’s Page Six. “He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.”
Oh, and about her relationship with the much-maligned Sam, she added, “She loves me, as I do her.”
To all those flakes who claim that lesbians and/or gays are up in arms because Lindsay isn’t “really” gay and/or because Samantha won’t do lesbian/gay bars – you’re stupid.
From our extensive research and vast personal knowledge we can say without a doubt that we lesbos, gays, and homos love Linday and Samantha as a couple and wish them a life-long happy, healthy and out relationship like we’ve been watching for the last several months.
As to the latest – Sam doesn’t do gay bars flap – just because we’re lesbians and we’ve read Rubyfruit Jungle doesn’t mean that we think Samantha Ronson should do a freebie benefit in a misplaced attempt to save a has-been bar in an overpriced neighborhood just because the owners and patrons were lesbians.
The bar sucked and was down the tubes.
A Review of the Bar – Rubyfruit
A retirement home for diesel dykes and high school gym teachers –
Named after Rita Mae Brown’s Sapphic classic Rubyfruit Jungle, this West Village stalwart remains hopelessly lost in lesbian chic circa 1985. With Victorian fringed lamps, red-brick walls and antique mirrors, it feels like a retirement home for diesel dykes and high school gym teachers—the only thing missing is a portrait of Gertrude Stein over the fireplace. If you’re hungry, the romantic downstairs dining room serves pricey, passable American cuisine. At the very least, Rubyfruit makes sure the Jersey girls don’t have to go too far across the river for lady-on-lady action.
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When things get happenin’, the bartender habitually cranks up the Bee Gees’ “Woman to Woman.”
In fact, the owners knew that long-term the bar could not survive. No doubt creditors and owners were hoping for a last minute payday before the bar closed . . . oh, let’s do a benefit . . . However, the bar was going to close no matter who did a benefit for the place.
We aren’t even sure that the Samantha Ronson story is true in any shape or form.
The NY Post claims that the now-closed lesbian bar asked Ronson to DJ the benefit to save the bar. The allegation is that Samantha refused and her management informed the establishment that “she doesn’t do those kind of venues.”
The club’s resident deejay told the paper that, “It’s really like betraying her sisters. It just doesn’t make sense.”
Meanwhile, Ronson’s spokesperson maintains that she was never even contacted by Rubyfruit leaving some speculating that this is the owners’ way of drumming up free PR for a new bar they plan to open later this year.
Just so Ronson knows that lesbians don’t give a shit about this . . . your “sisters” are fine Sam . . . if Ronson never wants to DJ in a gay or lesbian bar – fine with us at 2 Lesbos Goin At It. I’m an attorney but I don’t do lesbian and/or gay law . . . does that mean I’m “snubbing” lesbians?
And frankly, for 20 years I tip toed through pee up to the top on my shoes some nights in gay and lesbian bars. The places were mainly nasty dives that no one should support. Lovely Spouse and I haven’t been in a gay or lesbian bar for years. We go out to . . . “regular” . . . social spots with the other soccer moms and dads at our son’s school. When we do hang out with our lesbian and/or gay friends we don’t have any need to go to a gay or lesbian establishment.
The entire idea that Samantha Ronson is a bad egg because of this is just stupid. Why didn’t Rubyfruit ask Jodie, Ellen, Rosie or Martina to do a free benefit for the bar? Why jump on Samantha Ronson’s case? In fact, it’s ironic that Samantha Ronson is chosen as the culprit here in light of recent events. Samantha and Lindsay aren’t seen lurking around gay and lesbian bars . . . like many other gay and lesbian Americans they live and socialize on mainstreet and in the mainstream. We don’t all feel a need to go to gay or lesbian bars. We don’t all feel the need to get a payday for a media annoucement in People Magazine that YES WE’RE LESBIANS. We just live out and happy lives . . . like Lindsay and Samantha.
Ironically, the owners of Rubyfruit admitted that the bar was failing for 2 main reasons: 1) the rent had gone over the top ($11,000 per month), and 2) not all lesbians feel the need to socialize at lesbian bars. And, no benefit was gonna cure those ills. And, if the owners of Rubyfruit and their lack-luster DJ would read the papers maybe they’d realize that Samantha Ronson, her clients and friends fall into that last category:
We don’t need no stinkin’ lesbian bars.
Here it is – word for word – the latest post from Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson on Linday’s MySpace Blog. Not only do they slam Sarah Palin in detail, they also talk about the “Love Won Out Conference” being sponsored by Palin’s church. Yes, they are going to pray away the gay in Alaska.
Bent Alaska had a little blurb about the “conference”:
“Programs like Love Won Out are dangerous for kids and divisive for families,” said PFLAG National executive director Jody M. Huckaby. “Every bit of evidence available suggests that children who grow up in homes that accept them – and not try to change them – are far happier and healthier than those subjected to these anti-family tactics. It is nothing short of extremist to imply that families should do anything other than love their children as they are, and nothing short of outrageous to infer that LGBT kids aren’t fine just the way they are.”
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Girls (Lindsay and Samantha) – THANK YOU for bringing attention to our issues and to the extreme views of Sara Palin.
Two lesbo moms and their little man have been watching and hoping for the best for both of you!
And, thank you to our reader Anna for alerting us to the new blog post. Little Man decided that he wanted to “camp out” with me on the sofa last night and we’re just waking up for some pancakes. So Anna – huge thanks!
Hugs and kisses,
One Lesbo, Lovely Spouse and Little Man
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UH OH!
Current mood: shocked
I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.
I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.
Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?
I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be… Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she’s FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land…. Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard. This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.
Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play…
Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?
I know that the most important thing about this election is that people need to exercise their right to vote, regardless of their choice… I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the “lipstick on a pig” comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president…
Palin’s Desire to “save and convert the gays”-really??
According to this Associated Press story, the church of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is hosting a kind of conference devoted to the “conversion of Gays” — no kidding.
Here’s the AP text:
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) ? Gov. Sarah Palin’s church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.
You’ll be encouraged by the power of God’s love and His desire to transform the lives of those impacted by homosexuality,” according to the insert in the bulletin of the Wasilla Bible Church, where Palin has prayed since she was a child.
Palin’s conservative Christian views have energized that part of the GOP electorate, which was lukewarm to John McCain’s candidacy before he named her as his vice presidential choice. She is staunchly anti-abortion, opposing exceptions for rape and incest, and opposes gay marriage and spousal rights for gay couples.
http://zennie2005.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palins-church-hosts-anti-gay.html
I feel it’s necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.
Women have come a long way in the fight to have the choice over what we do with our bodies… And its frightening to see that a woman in 2008 would negate all of that.
Oh, and…Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!
And in the words of Pamela Anderson, “She can suck it”..
Lindsay- “I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart-vote for obama!”
Samantha- “I love this country- however i wasn’t born here and don’t have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november…. and if you’re in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!”
xoxo
Lindsay and Samantha
Currently listening :
Obama for President 2008 Portrait Keychain
By Barack Hussein Obama
Okay, while Lindsay and Samantha rein as our A#1 favorite lesbian couple at the moment, Ellen DeGeneres and legal spouse Portia de Rossi are nipping right at their lesbo heels. (Of course, neither Ellen or Samantha are wearing the heels – they wear the pants.)
Here is the wedding video from the legally recognized marriage of Ellen DeGeneres to lovely Portia de Rossi.
Lindsay and Sam . . . we’re waiting for your big day and video. (Lindsay – really, make sure that a dresser from The L Word does a little personal styling for Sam that day. Safest bet – trust us.)
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“I’ve shut up about this long enough,” Michael said. “She’s using my daughter. People never even knew who Samantha Ronson was until she met Lindsay. She was just some L.A. DJ. And now she’s writing a book? I am at wit’s end with this stuff. This is not in Lindsay’s best interest.”
“Let’s just say I hope Lindsay starts opening her eyes and realizes who the people using her are,” Michael said. He’s also pissed that Lindsay isn’t working and blames Sam for that too. And, he claims that Lindsay is drinking again.
“Oh, look I see one of those users in the mirror,” Michael said. Adding, “And, if Lindsay would work – I could finally get some botox, a motorcycle, a new car, some hair plugs, and a penis extension. I miss the good ol days when I could just live off of Linday’s hard work.”
After The Jump - Do You Believe Daddy Or This Innocent Kid?
UPDATE – Another media outlet quotes Daddy Lohan as saying, “A person can be a drug and Samantha’s drug.”
“She (Dina – Lindsay’s mom) tells me it’s important to get Sam out of Lindsay’s life and then she turns around and has dinner with them!
Everyone around Lindsay who really cares about her is saying ‘Get Sam out of Lindsay’s life,” and so does Dina, until there’s a photo op.
We were supposed to have a family meeting the night she went out to dinner with Sam and her mom and Lindsay and Dina just skipped out — just after telling me all about how Sam has a negative affect on Lindsay’s life.
So I’m calling my lawyers, going back to court, and I’m going to hit her where it hurst – the wallet. I gave Dina everything in the divorce, just so I would get to see my kids and now she does this to her own child.”
And he says that his complaints are not because Lindsay and Samantha may be a lesbian couple:
“That’s not the reason at all. Lindsay is fragile and Sam takes advantage of her and the relationship is too intense and too dramatic. Sam and Dina are probably the two worst people Lindsay could be around right now … along with her friend Patrick.
I mean, look at Sam … does she have an identity crisis or what? I mean, the way she carries herself, the way she dresses; she’s a slob.”
And there’s more:
“Lindsay’s not in the state that Britney was or is, but there are minor similarities. Just because a person’s not abusing drugs or alcohol doesn’t mean they’re healthy. And Lindsay being with Sam is making matters worse.
I would sacrifice my own life to get Sam out of Lindsay’s.”
AFTER THE JUMP. WHAT DOES LINDSAY’S RECENT CO-STAR SAY ABOUT HER?
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