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Inside Edition doctoring a video.  Watch the video.  Note the odd date / time change and the shape of the glass in Lindsay’s hand.   

First portion of video

1:10 am first portion of video -Short tumbler


57 pm but later in the video - Martini glass

11:57 pm but later in the video – Martini glass






In addition to that particular low blow, Michael alleged that Sam is the mastermind behind Lindsay’s frequent blog entries, and that his little girl would be better off in the company of a “good person” — say, Joe “Girls Gone Wild” Francis, for instance.

As far as LiLo’s concerned, Michael crossed the line with his public tirade and simply provided further proof that he’s the one that needs help.

“My father obviously needs to be on medication to control his moods,” through an email from her rep Lindsay told the New York Post’s Page Six. “He is out of line and his words show how much anger he has, and it’s dangerous and scary as it reminds me of how he treated my mother and I my whole childhood. He needs to be stopped. This is yet another reason why we aren’t speaking.”

Oh, and about her relationship with the much-maligned Sam, she added, “She loves me, as I do her.”

To all those flakes who claim that lesbians and/or gays are up in arms because Lindsay isn’t “really” gay and/or because Samantha won’t do lesbian/gay bars – you’re stupid.   

From our extensive research and vast personal knowledge we can say without a doubt that we lesbos, gays, and homos love Linday and Samantha as a couple and wish them a life-long happy, healthy and out relationship like we’ve been watching for the last several months.

As to the latest – Sam doesn’t do gay bars flap – just because we’re lesbians and we’ve read Rubyfruit Jungle doesn’t mean that we think Samantha Ronson should do a freebie benefit in a misplaced attempt to save a has-been bar in an overpriced neighborhood just because the owners and patrons were lesbians. 

The bar sucked and was down the tubes.

A Review of the Bar – Rubyfruit

A retirement home for diesel dykes and high school gym teachers –

Rubyfruit Bar and Grill by

Named after Rita Mae Brown’s Sapphic classic Rubyfruit Jungle, this West Village stalwart remains hopelessly lost in lesbian chic circa 1985. With Victorian fringed lamps, red-brick walls and antique mirrors, it feels like a retirement home for diesel dykes and high school gym teachers—the only thing missing is a portrait of Gertrude Stein over the fireplace. If you’re hungry, the romantic downstairs dining room serves pricey, passable American cuisine. At the very least, Rubyfruit makes sure the Jersey girls don’t have to go too far across the river for lady-on-lady action.


When things get happenin’, the bartender habitually cranks up the Bee Gees’ “Woman to Woman.”

In fact, the owners knew that long-term the bar could not survive.  No doubt creditors and owners were hoping for a last minute payday before the bar closed . . . oh, let’s do a benefit . . .  However, the bar was going to close no matter who did a benefit for the place.

We aren’t even sure that the Samantha Ronson story is true in any shape or form.

The NY Post claims that the now-closed lesbian bar asked Ronson to DJ the benefit to save the bar.  The allegation is that Samantha refused and her management informed the establishment that “she doesn’t do those kind of venues.”

The club’s resident deejay told the paper that, “It’s really like betraying her sisters. It just doesn’t make sense.

Meanwhile, Ronson’s spokesperson maintains that she was never even contacted by Rubyfruit leaving some speculating that this is the owners’ way of drumming up free PR for a new bar they plan to open later this year.

Just so Ronson knows that lesbians don’t give a shit about this . . . your “sisters” are fine Sam . . . if Ronson never wants to DJ in a gay or lesbian bar – fine with us at 2 Lesbos Goin At It.  I’m an attorney but I don’t do lesbian and/or gay law . . . does that mean I’m “snubbing” lesbians? 

And frankly, for 20 years I tip toed through pee up to the top on my shoes some nights in gay and lesbian bars.  The places were mainly nasty dives that no one should support.   Lovely Spouse and I haven’t been in a gay or lesbian bar for years.  We go out to . . . “regular” . . . social spots with the other soccer moms and dads at our son’s school.   When we do hang out with our lesbian and/or gay friends we don’t have any need to go to a gay or lesbian establishment. 

The entire idea that Samantha Ronson is a bad egg because of this is just stupid.  Why didn’t Rubyfruit ask Jodie, Ellen, Rosie or Martina to do a free benefit for the bar?  Why jump on Samantha Ronson’s case?   In fact, it’s ironic that Samantha Ronson is chosen as the culprit here in light of recent events.   Samantha and Lindsay aren’t seen lurking around gay and lesbian bars . . . like many other gay and lesbian Americans they live and socialize on mainstreet and in the mainstream.  We don’t all feel a need to go to gay or lesbian bars.  We don’t all feel the need to get a payday for a media annoucement in People Magazine that YES WE’RE LESBIANS.  We just live out and happy lives . . . like Lindsay and Samantha.

Ironically, the owners of Rubyfruit admitted that the bar was failing for 2 main reasons:  1) the rent had gone over the top ($11,000 per month), and 2) not all lesbians feel the need to socialize at lesbian bars.    And, no benefit was gonna cure those ills.   And, if the owners of Rubyfruit and their lack-luster DJ would read the papers maybe they’d realize that Samantha Ronson, her clients and friends fall into that last category:

We don’t need no stinkin’ lesbian bars.

Well, Daddy Huge Tat for the Lord Lohan may not like Samantha Ronson but Mommy Dearest Lohan is singing a much happier wedding bell tune.

Dina Lohan says, “I love Lindsay and I love Samantha, if they are happy, I am happy. This is my child, I mean, what better place for a child to be than happy in her soul and her spirit.”

Watch the video by clicking on the image below:

Don’t you just love these two.  Apparently, the photographers were more interested in snapping photos of Lindsay Lohan and lesbian hottie Samantha Ronson than they were in watching the show.  Sorry about that Charlotte.

The love birds sat next to Sam’s mom in the front row for this morning’s (Saturday) show of twin sister Charlotte’s spring collection at New York Fashion Week.   According to some accounts the couple nearly caused a riot, immediately swarmed by photographers who rushed passed all of the other celebrities to catch shots of Two Lesbos Goin At It’s favorite love Dixie Cups.  

Lindsay looked hot hot hot (did I mention that she looked hot) in a denim dress and sexy blue pumps, and wore her blonde hair pulled back.  Sam was looking pretty damn good in a black T-shirt, gray skinny jeans and vest.  And, as we suggested . . . she has pretty much dropped the hat . . . instead, showing off her very cute face and adorable haircut.  Honestly, we love the new look Sam!  (My God, what I’d pay to be you.   Not really, Lovely Spouse, just trying to make them feel good as they come out . . . that’s all . . . )

Here are some photos of this morning’s show – the real show – Samantha and Lindsay:

If you want the entire story behind this, go back to our posts yesterday and just keep reading through today.  We included links to the MySpace pages and more.   First, Daddy said that Sam is writing a tell-all about Lindsay, causing Linday to drink, living off Lindsay’s fame, eating kittens for lunch and wearing puppies as shoes . . .  you get the idea. 

Next, from the set of Ugly Betty, Lindsay tells dad to shut up.

Third Step, Samantha MySpace blogs about Daddy Dearest Lohan, reminding him that Lindsay likes her best.

Fourth, Lindsay MySpace blogs about Daddy, reminding him that he needs to shut up.

Fifth, Daddy-I’m-Out-of-Control but still need to find fame and live off of Linday’s money (not realizing a need to shut up) goes to ABC news complaining that Lindsay now only makes $1 million a movie.     If you want to read the ABC news story just click the image below.

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Listening to Daddy Lohan complain about Samantha Ronson being a victim of an “identity crisis” and describing Sam as a slob caused my thoughts to drift to a rising celebrity lesbian icon.

Watch the video and if you’d like to know exactly what got Shane into this mess, skip on over to our Lesbo Video page and watch some more “drive, drive, drive” by Shane.

Here is Shane (Kate Moennig) of The L Word, doing what Shane does.   

PS – Daddy Lohan needs to get in touch with his inner lesbian and realize – dirty lesbians are “in.”   And, is it just me or does the mother in this clip look way too much like Lindsay Lohan’s mother?  

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Baby Dykeolicious Samantha Ronson
Baby Dykeolicious Samantha Ronson

 After the jump, more photos.



Lindsay and Samantha seem to be going strong and doing the things that most people do when they are in love.    Add one to the list – the lesbo duo took their moms to dinner.   Don’t they all look fantabulous?  In fact . . .  

And here’s to you, Mrs. Ronson, Jesus loves you more than you will know.  God bless you, please Mrs. Ronson.  

For those of you who have no idea what this means, look it up.

Mrs. Ronson – I know that you know what it means. wink wink – call me

. . . 

(Sam – sorry but I couldn’t resist.  Your mom is hot hot hot.  Isn’t it funny how we always pick girls that are a lot like our mothers?)

Mrs. Lohan, Lindsay, Mrs. Ronson and Samantha

Mrs. Lohan, Lindsay, Mrs. Ronson (Ann Dexter-Jones) and Samantha 

Okay – here’s one that we seriously doubt.  Under this unusual theory anytime you buy baby clothes – you’re probably going to have a baby!  Yeah, right.    The story is that Sam and Lindsay bought some baby clothes in LA, denied that either is pregnant.  End of story. 

This same article reprints the nonsense about “lesbian experts” saying that the couple isn’t in a serious lesbian relationship.  

“Meanwhile, Lohan has been labeled a “fake” gay organization. Karen Whittaker of The Centre for Sapphic Studies insists that the actress and Ronson aren’t the real deal; they are merely “Gay for Play.” 

We dealt with that crap several days ago and could find NO proof of any such organization or person.   Anyone else have better information?    We say that the only thing fake here are Whittaker and the CSS. 

Finally, if this organization is real, think about this; if Lindsay’s and Samantha’s mommies approve, shut the f _ _ _ up.    Getting approval from your mother – just like getting direct approval from God – priceless!

After the jump:  Lindsay “Ronson’s” FaceBook page that was undercover and then uncovered in April of this year.