Levi Johnston may have knocked up Bristol Palin (Sarah’s daughter) but now . . . it’s Levi’s mommy who is the one with female trouble. Yes, Levi’s mom got popped by Alaska State Troopers during an undercover drug investigation.
This Palin family just can’t seem to stay away from undercover action.
And while Bristol is set to pop this weekend, Levi’s mom is due back in court sometime soon to face her six felony drug charges! Ouch!
Are you people even paying attention? Homos – yeah, you homos. You need to wake up. F – Lindsay, Samantha and Sarah for a minute (we’ll, if it were Lindsay or Sarah I’d go for at least 30 minutes . . . ) . . .
What does it take to get gays and lesbians upset? Are we just a bunch of Mary Cheneys running around hoping that daddy will be nice to us even though we . . . whisper . . . head down . . . are . . . h o m o s e x u a l s? Please, oh please kind fellow citizens . . . we’ll be quiet if you’ll just be neighbors with us. It’s okay that the Morman Church leaders, the majority of California voters and a shit load of others think they can just vote us away, putting our spouses and children at risk. It’s okay that Nebraska allows heterosexual parents to dump their children like garbage while automatically banning us from serving as foster parents.
That brings us to Arkansas. It’s okay. We don’t mind that over 55% of those fine voting folks in Arkansas thought there ourt to be a law aggin us. If you (you = homo) are “cohabitating outside a valid marriage,” you can’t serve as a foster parent or adopt a child in Arkansas thanks to a vote of the people. And, why did they do this to children? To hurt the homos. But that’s okay. Just be nice to us.
Both Nebraska and Arkansas are shinning examples of how one group of heterosexual people dump off and abandon children while another group of heterosexual people won’t step up to the plate and serve as foster and/or adoptive parents. And how do you fix that? Well just don’t let the homos anywhere near the kids.
Right now, there are 3,700 kids in the custody of the state of Arkansas. 1,000 of these kids are available for adoption. So obviously what should a state do when heterosexuals abandon children and the state can’t find enough people to foster or adopt the kids? Hells fire boys, let’s get the homos.
So if Lovely Spouse and I aren’t fit to be married in California, if we aren’t fit to adopt or foster children in Arkansas, if we aren’t fit to be adoptive parents in Florida (left that one out), and if we aren’t fit to be foster parents in Nebraska . . . when do these ASSHOLES start claiming that we aren’t fit to parent our own Little Man?
HOMOS – wake up! Maybe “they” are right. We are all sick. Let’s pick a whole week and all of us GLBTXYZ’s – let’s call in “homo” and not show up for work. And, we can call our children in “homo” too. We’ll all just stay home and homo for one week.
Nevermind – most of you losers don’t read. You should all move to Arkansas and Nebraska. In fact, have two homes. Arkansas so you can sweat and stink in the summer and Nebraska so you can . . . what the hell do they do in Nebraska . . . wipe your rears with corn cobs in the winter and wear clothes that say “Husker” on them.
Of course we love Keith Olbermann – we’re Two Lesbos Goin At It. He says mean things about bigots who don’t seem to give a rat’s rear that they are hurting our families and Olbermann got dyke-o-fantabulous Rachel Maddow that TV shows that where she flexes her brain muscles while surpressing her inner stach.
We have the video of his cross-examination by the babes of The View. Seems Olbermann has previously revealed that he has NEVER voted. Not once. Now the girls on The View get to take him apart for it. Good for them! How does he justify that he’s never voted? How does he justify looking so weird and uncomfortable during this clip.
Pam Anderson’s breasts are symbolic. Keith Olbermann not voting . . . proof that he’s a lazy, no-good American.
Keith, go register and vote so that these Two Lesbos Goin At It can have some respect for you.
Read more to watch the video. Yeah, read more = watch video. It’s America.
Watch our girl Sarah in her hot pink media jacket as she’s interviewed by Matt on the Today Show. She’ll move, she’ll weave . . . she’ll wobble like a weeble but she won’t fall down and if she get’s the message from God . . . she’s gonna try to whip Obama’s butt in 4 years.
Tension with McCain? Never. She brought down the ticket? No way. Quit reading and watch the video of the Sarah Palin interview from the Today Show by clicking . . . “Read More.”
Please pass this on. It’s time that we all join together to REALLY protect those heterosexual marriages. The Good Lord knows that married heterosexual couples can use all the help they can get.
Watch the video by clicking “Read More” and then pass it on. Together – we can truly protect traditional marriage. Link to sign the petition after the jump.
John McCain’s campaign launched a new television ad tonight calling Barack Obama a lesbian and revealing for the first time that Obama was behind the murder of child beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey who was made famous by her Christmas time murder and the subsequent media coverage.
Apparently Sarah Palin found the Obama connection to the murder during her many months of monitoring activity in Russia through her kitchen window.
This is a long post. I hope that you will read it. I’ve finally come to terms with who John McCain is and who John McCain has always been. And tell me, who are today’s men of integrity in the leadership of the Republican party? Other than Senator Chuck Hagel from Nebraska, I honestly can’t think of one.
So actually, it’s not just the Christian right catching on, I’m beginning to catch on too. I have been shaking my head thinking that this isn’t the John McCain I had admired for years. Well, maybe John McCain was never the man made by the media. Reality has slapped me in the face seeing how easily we (including me) can be manipulated into accepting the media’s version of a politician’s history.
John McCain first came to Congress in 1982, not long after my father died. My father was a hardcore Republican, retired from the Army after 32 years and one of the best fathers ever. He was honest, hard-working, believed in the American system, made us watch all presidential annoucements (sit still, be quiet, and listen “the president is on”), helped out the neighbors, took time for his kids and he loved my mother dearly. So I always thought that John McCain was like my dad. Although I’m a hardcore Democrat – I always thought that if only a guy like McCain would head the Republican ticket . . . maybe . . . ?
My dad loved Barry Goldwater. Another man that I imagined to be like my father. You see my father – although a good man was also a bigot. He had no time for silly topics like homosexuals or civil rights. People basically needed to fall in line according to his way of thinking. However, good Republican men like Barry Goldwater provided objective evidence that a good man like my father would also change his bigoted opinions as he gained more facts. Unfortunately my father died in 1981. He never said that it was “OK” that I’m a lesbian but before his death I could feel and see the flicker of understanding that was starting to grow.
The photo is is of Sen. Barry Goldwater, on the right, as he poses with his running mate William Miller at the 1964 Republican National Convention in San Francisco. I was 5 years old. Miller was one of the prosecuters at the Nuremberg trials. Miller is the only practicing Catholic to have been nominated for national office by the Republican Party. Mabye McCain picked Sarah Palin because she was baptized a Catholic? And we thought it was her gender.
By the mid-1980’s Republican men like Barry Goldwater were getting fed up with the increasing influence of the crazed far-right Christians on the Republican party. You see my father didn’t have much use for them either.
I’ve been a little shaken by the extreme nature of John McCain’s campaign. Obviously the man is desperate to be president and that’s why he endangered the country by picking Sarah Palin as his running mate; but in my experience men like Barry Goldwater and my father would have never lowered themselves to this level.
However, when reading a post that I wrote back on September 16 and reading the Times gambling investigation I realized that John McCain was NEVER like Barry Goldwater or my father.
John McCain has always been a cocky, shoot from the hip, gambling, womanizing, self-centered, power-hungry Republican.
Today the papers are full of the stories about John McCain’s history of gambling (up to 14 hours a day at times) and his history of working with the casino lobbyists. Here are a couple of quotes from one of the articles:
“We’ve known for a while of John McCain’s childhood connection to the region, where he lived for a short period when his father was serving a stint here as a Navy submarine commander. But it wasn’t until the results of a New York Times investigation were published earlier this week that we learned the extent of McCain’s involvement with another mainstay of eastern Connecticut culture, our casinos.”
“Of course more troubling than the disclosures in The Times story this week of McCain’s gambling in a Connecticut casino was the suggestion that he used his position as chairman of the Indian Affairs Committee to help lobbyists working to stop a third tribal casino in Connecticut.”
Now the big question is will McCain’s gambling ties hurt him with the Christian right-wingers. In fact, check out this article from a CBN (Christian Broadcasting Network) blog which describes the new Democratic National Committee’s ad featuring McCain’s gambling. It’s written by David Brody of The Brody File. Here is how the article ends:
“The DNC knows that McCain’s so called penchant for gambling can hurt him among some social conservatives. It may not play well with other strongly religious voters as well. Indeed, the last thing McCain needs is another problem with the Evangelical base. In this case, the gambling issue could most likely trump the lobbyist issue. I mean it’s not like he’s playing the lottery or bingo or a quick 25 cents slot machine. This is high stakes gambling we’re talking about. Then you throw in the lobbyist angle and you have a dangerous credibility issue. Will voters buy it and will it stick? Does this bother you?”
Here is the DNC video. A link was provided in the Christian Broadcast Network blog entry:
What follows is my post from September 16, 2008. Let’s just hope that the Christian Right is also waking up to the man we’ve all called an American hero.
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“Suppose Barack Obama had dumped a crippled wife and married a beer heiress one month after the divorce. Don’t you think he wouldn’t have been tripped up by such a scandalous past? The Republicans would have had a field day mocking his character. But John McCain’s tawdry personal history is rarely mentioned.”
Actually, from the dates that I’ve seen, McCain obtained a marriage license to marry Cindy before the divorce was final . . . heaven forbid we talk about that with the family values crowd.
Friends of the McCains such as Nancy and Ronald Reagan were not happy with what John McCain did to his first wife. Cleary the Reagans had good reason to feel this way.
She was lovely, intelligent and charming, 17 years my junior but poised and confident. I monopolized her attention the entire time, taking care to prevent anyone else from intruding on our conversation. When it came time to leave the party, I persuaded her to join me for drinks at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel. By the evening’s end, I was in love.”
But he WAS MARRIED with small children at home at the time of this romantic encounter. Shorter version of story: I was a dirty old man (as I still am) husband and father. One night I got really horny when I saw this girl almost young enough to be my daughter. So I immediately asked her to go to a hotel with me. I thought it was the usual one night stand but when I found out she was rich I decided to dump my wife and kids.
I also don’t get why no one speaks of Cindy McCain’s history as a drug addict stealing from a medical charity. The woman is RICH and well-connected. She didn’t have to steal. The fact that she’s a recovering addict really is no big deal – I mean Sarah Palin’s teenage son is apparently a recovering addict – in the scheme of things.
BUT CINDY MCCAIN IS A RICH THIEF STEALING FROM A CHARITY.
My in-laws go on and on with their FOX News induced claim that Michelle Obama doesn’t love America.
Yet, we know very little about the made-up tranny mess Cindy McCain and her history of drug addiction and stealing from A MEDICAL CHARITY! In fact, I’m not sure that the in-laws even know about Cindy McCain’s past.
Guess it all comes down to this . . . if you’re the party of family values you can head your ticket with a guy who left his crippled wife for a trophy millionare tranny mess (also a thieving drug addict) and then top off your ticket with the mother of not only a pregnant teenage daughter but of a recovering addict teenage son . . . and your family values crowd won’t even notice . . .
Hey, but if you’re a politician who supports a family like mine (2 moms and a boy) . . . the “family values” folks won’t be able to vote for you.
All I can say is that McCain and Palin are the best advertisement yet for some form of government other than representational democracy.
Are Civics/Government classes mandatory in any state’s public educational system?
Mrs. John McCain. Hard working mother dumped for rich girl 17 years younger than John McCain.
UPDATE SEPTEMBER 24, 2008 FROM THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER (YEP, IT’S HANSON), AFTER THE JUMP: In a world exclusive The NATIONAL ENQUIRER names GOP VP Candidate Sarah Palin’s secret lover
First, please note from the screen shot in our last post that former business partner Scott Richter is the individual filing a motion to have his divorce records sealed. Ah, but there’s more . . .
Second, we just had a comment from an individual in Palmer, Alaska who brings up some legit points and so I’ll share it in the main post by way of this update:
Business ended because after 3 years of no snow brad and todd decided to get out of the snowmachine bidness. there was no affair and the palins and hansons continue to be friends and business partners to this day.
I’m learning, as our little guv glows in the spotlight,that everything that comes to the national media is probably b.s. the old saying don’t believe anything you hear is absolutely true.
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The Sarah Palin, VP Barbie, soap opera is getting better than the Jerry Springer show. Let’s hope that it doen’t end like the episode of the show entitled “Secret Mistresses Confronted”. Hours after the show was broadcast on July 24, 2000, Ms. Campbell-Panitz was found dead in a home that the three Springer guests were fighting over.
We’re trying to verify information and so will update shortly but here is our newest cast member: Brad Hanson from the City of Palmer, Alaska
So far I have been able to resist any and all potential lesbian remarks related to his facial hair; however, keep in mind that Sarah was a point guard, loves to shoot guns, and has been photographed many times wearing both a baseball cap and do-rag.
Note to reporters: The City of Palmer currently has 2 job openings:
(1) Maintenance
Deadline:Thursday, September 18, 2008 at 5:00 PM
(2) Public Works Director
Deadline:Friday, September 26, 2008 at 5:00 PM
For weeks we’ve been begging Samantha Ronson (Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian love) to use a personal stylist.
Anyone who is followed by the media 24 / 7 should have a stylist if he / she can afford one. Anymore I barely go to the office, soccer games, store and drop off circle at school but what I’d give for a stylist to make me (and Lovely Spouse) the hottest mommas at Little Man’s school . . . well actually we are pretty hot already but we have more vanity at this house than the McCains have prescription pills. Wouldn’t you love to peek inside their medicine cabinet?
The real issue. What the hell is Sarah Palin wearing in this picture? I’ve looked at the photo for days and I can’t figure it out. Check out the leg garb . . . Lindsay, those aren’t your leggings are they? Didn’t think so. Simply, I’m mystified.
Scott Richter divorce file shows NOTHING to suggest an affair but the National Enquirer has now named Brad Hanson as the secret love of Sarah Palin. The Enquirer story is after the jump. You can read more about Hanson here: Brad Hanson New Character onon “As the Palins Turn”
The 98-page divorce file shows that the Palins are only mentioned in Richter’s motion to seal the records. (Also, see a copy of the motion after the jump.)
According to the motion, Richter wanted the documents deemed confidential to keep reporters/media/press from obtaining details about his address, workplace, and phone numbers because “reporters and news agencies” were using that information to contact him.
Richter, a 39-year-old contractor, noted that he is “friends and land owners in a remote cabin” with the Palins and, as a result, journalists were intruding on the “cabin life and private life” of him and his 11-year-old son. The petition to dissolve the marriage was filed jointly last July by Richter and his ex-wife, who were not represented by lawyers. A judge granted the dissolution less than two months after the couple filed to end their marriage.
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Debbie Richter says that it wasn’t her ex that had an affair with VP Barbie, Sarah Palin.The ex-wife of a man some have suggested may have had an affair with Republican Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin says it’s “absolutely, completely false” that her ex had an affair with Ms. Sarah.
What's the Difference? Close Enough
“I can tell you this with 1,000 percent certainty, Sarah Palin never had an affair,” said Debbie Richter when reached on Friday afternoon.
The rumor that her now ex-husband, Scott Richter, had an affair with Sarah Palin gained momentum after the National Enquirer reported she had been romantically involved with one of Todd Palin’s former business associates.
The John McCain-Sarah Palin campaign threatened to sue over the story.
The National Enquirer has at least hinted that Palin had an affair with a former business associate of Todd Palin.
It would be easy to dismiss as pure tabloid trash, but this next piece of information makes the latest Palin scandal at least a little intriguing.As we posted yesterday, Debbie’s ex filed an emergency motion on Wed. to have their divorce records sealed.
“As soon as he realized that there was going to be a barrage of media inquiries, he went to the court house in his little town and requested that our divorce information be sealed,” she told Us.
“The reason he did that is he just doesn’t want his financial information hanging around out there in the wind,” she said. “It caused some speculation that he had something to hide and he doesn’t really have anything to hide except that he’s just a private person.”
When asked how she would describe Palin, Debbie responded by saying she is “driven, committed to public service, determined and not easily swayed from her goal.”
“If she wants something her way and she has an opinion about it, that’s the way it’s going to be for her,” Debbie added.
The Palins and Richters own property on Safari Lake together, according to Matanuska-Susitna Borough property records that we linked to in earlier posts.
Meanwhile, other sources are saying that Palmer High School Hockey Coach and Hockey Mom Lover Brad Hanson is the man who the National Enquirer is going to break as Sarah’s “secret affair” partner. You can see his photo and infor in our posts from late yesterday evening.
I am a resident of Wasilla, Alaska. I have known Sarah since 1992.Everyone here knows Sarah, so it is nothing special to say we are on a first-name basis. Our children have attended the same schools. Her father was my child’s favorite substitute teacher. I also am on a first name basis with her parents and mother-in-law. I attended more City Council meetings during her administration than about 99% of the residents of the city.
MORE AFTER THE JUMP (PS – Yes, that’s Tina Faye but what’s the difference?)
Scott Richter divorce file shows NOTHING to suggest an affair. See our updated posts today.
SCOTT RICHTER’S MOTION TO MAKE DIVORCE FILE CONFIDENTIAL – DENIED
Oh, what could be in Todd Palin’s former business partner’s divorce file that is so important all of a sudden? Calling Sarah Palin Calling Sarah Palin The National Enquirer is on the line for you. John Edwards says, “Don’t take the call.”
Question: Is Scott Richter concerned about the information getting out to the public or did Scott Richter sell his exclusive story to The National Enquirer and part of the deal was that he’d have to get the records sealed?
On the other hand, Karl Rove is lurking in the background. Could it all be a wild goose chase that will turn up nothing? Imagine the spin . . . now Obama and the liberal media/blogs are harassing this poor guy just because he had a friendship with the Palins . . . The plot thickens . . .
Now the Republican spinners are headed for Oprah. Oprah issues a statement. We have it.
Also, Todd Palin’s former business partner, Scott Richter, learned yesterday (September 4) that his emergency motion (filed 9/3/08) to seal his divorce records has been denied.
The Palins also own a couple of apparently undeveloped properties up on Safari Lake [map]. These are owned in partnership with Scott A. Richter, a friend of the first family.
Also, Todd Palin was technically not Sarah’s first or maybe I should say her only Dude. The press or a blog mentioned a former boyfriend of hers by the name of Scott Richter. There could, I suppose, be another scandal brewing relative to him and his ex-wife, Debbie as well. It all depends how far back the liberals want to dig.
The Palins also have a number of real estate holdings in Big Lake, AK co-owned by Debbie and Scott Richter. The properties are organied as “Richter Investments LLC.” The Richters also own a portion of the Palins residence in Wasila… (Assuming the Palins live rent free right now in the Governors’ Mansion in Juneau).
Interestingly, Debbie Richter was Palin’s campaign treasurer. Richter was awarded a job as the Director of the Alaska Permanent Fund Dividend Division for her service. For those who don’t know, the State of Alaska gives its citizens “free money” checks every year out of this fund. This “free money” comes from oil royalties collected and investments. The Fund is currently worth $35 billion.
Would you choose the Governor’s campaign treasurer – and property co-owner – to honestly hand out oil royalties? Under her leadership in 2006, all Permanent Fund claims from residents (you have to make a claim for your check) were lost in a computer data entry failure…
Media outlets are reporting that the McCain campaign has vigorously denied a report in the National Enquirer magazine implying, that the Republican’s vice-presidential pick, Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin has had a steamy extramarital affair with her husband’s business partner.
The story, which appeared just hours before Governor Palin was due to address the Republican convention was branded ” scurrilous” by the chief strategist, Steve Schmidt. He said it was totally untrue.
Levi Johnston may have knocked up Bristol Palin (Sarah’s daughter) but now . . . it’s Levi’s mommy who is the one with female trouble. Yes, Levi’s mom got popped by Alaska State Troopers during an undercover drug investigation.
2 Lesbos Goin At It 
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