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This message is only for lesbians.  PLEASE DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE A LESBIAN.

Based on an extensive but localized survey as personally verified by your blogging friends here are 2 Lesbos Goin At It, you are going to have sex with a straight woman if she: 

1) knows that you are a lesbian, AND

2) says any of the following to you:

1.  Will you go to the bathroom with me?

2.  I had a dream about you.

3.  My mother died. 

CAVEATS:

1.  The survey included only females between the ages of 20 and 45.   We make no representations regarding females outside of this age group.   Example:  If you are working as a CNA at a nursing home and a resident asks you to accompany her to the bathroom, do not necessarily plan to have sex with her. 

2. If you are in a room full of people at a funeral and a woman says, “I can’t believe that my mother died,” this is irrelevant to your sexual history and future.

3.  If a woman says to you “my mother died” and the death was in 1974, this is not an indication of the woman’s desire to have sex.    In other words, the death must have been recent.   CAUTION:   The sexual response is not immediate.   It may be up to 2 weeks before you experience a sexual interaction with this woman and you will forever be an asshole for taking advantage of this situation.