Posts Tagged ‘sexy’

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Rachel Maddow is a clear winner out of the 2008 Presidential election. Actually, not only is she a winner but she brings a huge win to all lesbians with her fantabulous and increasingly popular MSNBC news show.

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  • Obama Wins Hart’s Location, NH 17 to 10
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  • 100% Voter Turn Out in Dixville, NH – Obama Wins 15-6
  • has action figures of Obama, Edwards, McCain and Palin.   No Joe Biden.

    Gee I can’t imagine why? Isn’t every kid asking for a Joe Biden doll for Christmas?

    And, why didn’t they catch Edwards “in action?”

    But my favorite election doll and I’m sure the favorite of many lesbians:

    Sarah Palin Catholic School Girl Doll
    Sarah Palin Catholic School Girl Doll

    Yes.  That’s what Carey Robers claims in his article, “The Sexual exploitation of Women in Abuse Shelters.”   Who is Carey Roberts?  Well, she’s not very pretty.  

    Actually, Carey is a man and he’s pretty . . .  pretty old and ugly but that’s not the point. 

    Carey Roberts

    Carey Roberts claims to be “an analyst and commentator on political correctness. His best-known work was an exposé on Marxism and radical feminism.”   And, yes – all of us lesbians are well versed in Marxism and radical feminism.   In fact, I was just reading some books today on Marxism and radical feminism.  I thought I might donate them to the abuse shelter when I’ve finished reading them.

    Here is some of his article:

    One woman who spent time at two shelters reveals baldly, “many workers in shelters are lesbians.” One pick-up tactic is for a shelter worker to gently rub a resident’s palm, as if to assuage her pain. “If you become her girlfriend, you will be treated very good. I was 100% sure,” the woman sheepishly explains. 

    Carey even provides a video .  Gee I hope it’s an instructional video so that all of us lesbos can learn how to get some hot ass at the local abuse shelter.   However, I have to admit that I could probably think of some things a little better than rubbing a palm so maybe the video won’t improve my techniques. 

    Bottom line, Mr. Carey’s ideas are as crazy as he looks.   He should just go pick up a Playboy and quit the fantasies about girls having sex in shelters.

    Gotta run.  I volunteer at a shelter down the street and it’s movie night.  Hope it’s something sexy.

    First, a reminder that my life is now in a totally different place, time and world.  Now I’m a soccer mom, settled down with a PTA mom, living the quiet white picket fence life and loving every second of it . . . for the most part. 

    This post concerns events that happened during my bar dancing, girl jumping, fast driving, money slinging days that are long past.

    I was dating three women at the same time:  Janie, Robin and Karen.   They were all straight and all now married . . . to men.   But that’s not really the story that I want to relate.  I want to talk about Robin.

    I had first seen Robin when I was 17 and using a fake ID to get into sleezy little gay bars.   Back then you walked down a dark alley, found the door with the light over it and stood while some guy on the inside looked through the little hole to see if you looked queer enough to come in.   When you got inside there was a world of normal gays and lesbians and then there were many many freaks, most not gay of all shapes, sizes, colors, and degrees of weirdness.    The music was good, your fake ID didn’t have to be perfect, and there were girls to dance with.  Of course, you did have to stand in a half inch of urine if you wanted to go to the restroom and the neighborhoods were not particularly safe. 

    Anyway, on some Saturday nights – the goregous people would arrive.  Usually it would be a crowd of about 6.  2 or 3 gay men with 3 or 4 striaght women.  They would be dressed as if they just left the country club and were now hitting the real fun.  They were fantastic dancers and one looked like the most sexy, fun woman on the face of the Earth.  She always wore fun, brightly colored dresses that did all sorts of tricks as she danced.  And, she was a fantabulous dancer and cute and from what I could tell, very witty and well-liked but . . . straight and not material for the young lesbians.  She was with the pretty boys.  So, year after year I’d see her.

    Skip a few years.  I went through college and law school and the first few years as an attorney.  Then – then I was back.  I was back in the same gay bars, looking at the same people.   But there had been a huge change.   I’d usually come in after going to the country club and sometimes would have a nice looking gay guy with me.  I don’t think I even realized it but . . . I had become . . . one of them. 

    So one night, after dinner and dancing at the country club, there I was when “she” came in.  She was looking just as sexy and fun as I had remembered.

    I found out a lot about her that night.  Her name was Robin.  She only liked to date black men because that’s who she was attracted to.   I was the attorney for her employer and she had never even kissed another women.  

    The next morning as I was leaving her house in the quiet little neighborhood, with hose and heels tucked under my arm, I was amazed.  After all of those years . . . I had just had sex with Robin.  And she really was all that and more. 

    As our “dating” progressed, Robin didn’t really like the fact that I was dating other women, once telling me that the only thing different about me and the black men she’d dated was that I owned my own car.   So we had some rough spots but the day that I knew we had come to our end was the day I opened her frig and saw the watermelon and 2 half-eaten KFC snack boxes.   Yes, I had been replaced.

    You can’t make this shit up.

    I Love Ann-Margret

    She posted on my birthday but Lovely Spouse said that she’s not the present for me.  What do you think?  Is she a real girl in Auburn, Alabama interested in getting together with another girl?

    college cutie – 21 (downtown)

    Reply to:
    Date: 2008-07-29, 5:13PM EDT

    first off i’d like to say that i am bi¢¾sexual but i am not looking to join with you and your boyfriend. That being said i’m 5/6, 120, blonde hair, considered attractive by most, really pretty eyes, girly 😉 and very good with my tongue. I am looking to meet tonight and pretty much sexually take it from there. It is really hard to say what i will or wont do it really depends on the attraction i have for the other girl. No offense but im really not into bbw’s i prefer a girl who is slender build. IF you are serious about getting together tonight ple

    ADDED – She wasn’t.  See the most recent posts.

    Okay – so here I’ve been saying crap about Sam’s lack of style.   Also here

    Next thing you know, I’m having sex dreams about Lindsay.  

    No wonder – check out this video.  She really is sexy & hot and here is the proof. But Lindsay, stop with the bright pink lipstick that you’ve been wearing lately.  It would really clash with the color of my pillow cases.

    There was a time when One Lesbo and Lovely Spouse looked this happy.  Enjoy!

    Why haven’t we been reading all about this talented and beautiful handball playing lesbian couple?

    [Also be sure to check out the USA’s hot sexy lesbian Olympain – Natasha Kai:]

    Who cares, why haven’t we been seeing them on every Wheaties Box, Playboy cover, GAP Commercial, posters in my room ?

    To me, this is the story of the Beijing Olympics.

    Katja Nyberg and Gro Hammerseng are members of Norway’s women’s handball team. Gro is the captain of the team. She has twice been voted the tournament’s most valuable player in the European Women’s Handball Championship.   

    Found this story about the couple at NBC Olympics:

    Hammerseng and Norway national Katja Nyberg also play together on Danish professional team Ikast-Bording. And, they’re a couple. Hammerseng first expressed her love to Nyberg during the 2006 Championships after Norway had won the gold, and Nyberg was sitting in the stands, drawing an imaginary heart in the air directed towards her lover. Nyberg reciprocated the gesture.

    You can see more of the sexy couple on our Lesbo Video Page.  The video of the two is among the 16 that we’ve collected for your viewing pleasure.  And, here is a bonus.  A video of Robbie Williams getting a surprise answer from Gro.  Enjoy!