"Oprah" & "Gayle" from Untrue Hollywood Stories
TMZ will probably get a hit or two with today’s story titled, “Oprah & Gayle — Targeted in Lesbian Sex Tape.”
We had the script for the Nailin Palin porn movie. (I know, I questioned this too, “they have scripts?”) But I don’t know, with all that crying and love talk from Oprah during the recent Babwa interview, I’d feel guilty even watching a fake Oprah and Gayle goin at it.
A slide show of still photos from the movie set of Who’s Nailin Paylin. The Larry Flint – Hustler – adult film spoof of Sarah Palin.
We’ve had this in our Politico Videos (to the far right of the page) for a few days but it isn’t getting any play. Maybe if I rub it in your face with a post – you’ll watch. It’s pretty cute and it’s short . . . I’m sure that there is a Sarah Palin or Katie Couric joke in there somewhere.
Anyway, Matt Damon has said that Sarah Palin running for vice president is like a bad Disney movie. So, now the folks at College Humor have made the trailer for the movie.
Disney presents “Head of Skate” – – – when “An Alaskan hockey mom becomes Vice President in the wackiest family comedy of the year.”
In theaters on January 20th.
Watching Haley Speak about Sarah Palin is even better than watching 2 Lesbos Goin At It!
Here again, THE BEST web satire on Sarah Palin and her supporters.
Hope all of you will get Haley’s videos out and about. She’s fantastic but hasn’t been “found.”
You can read our first post about Haley here: https://2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com/2008/09/19/best-but-little-known-parodies-of-sarah-palin-supporters-haley-speaks/
The latest from Haley. Let’s listen as Haley Speaks:
Haley Speaks and her satire of Sarah Palin / John McCain supporters is fantastic; although some of the comments on YouTube suggest that some folks don’t quite “get” Haley. In fact, you can send pro-Palin folks over to watch and they won’t even get mad at you because . . . well – they are voting for Palin so . . .
Haley has 4 videos on YouTube. You can access all of them here: http://www.youtube.com/user/monigrammedia
She has less than 100 views for 3 of the videos and the 4th only has around 200 views. So she’s an “unknown but should be found” youtuber.
While you’re watching 2 Lesbos Goin At It, we highly recommend that you listen to Haley Speaks.
Enjoy and leave her some comments . . . yes Haley . . . there are people out there smart enough to get you. They are called Obama supporters.
Haley, you’re mocking, sarcastic, witty and . . . a very cute young woman. Although I currently would pick a male brain surgeon over you for surgery to my brain, and I’d pick a male pilot to fly my plane (we’re sexist that way) . . . someday you might just find yourself . . . LIVE FROM NEW YORK!
Perez ManGINA Hilton is gaining a little favor with us since he’s been more supportive of Britney and a little less bitchy toward Samantha and Linday. But damn if that mangina-boything-man-gay doesn’t make us laugh – even when we shouldn’t.
Every blog is covering the Obama putting lipstick on a pig comment but only Perez had the ManGINA balls to actually give us the image:
Perez Hilton is a Bad Boy
Now this is a Sarah Palin picture that I won’t forget. Lipstick on a pig . . . who originally thought of that? And, why is it different than a pit bull with lipstick? A least pigs aren’t banned in 25 US cities nor do they exhibit a lack of proper socialization as does Palin – I mean pitbulls with lipstick.
The Dallas Morning News points out the VP Dick Cheney likes the phrase. In fact, they provide 3 dozen examples. Click here for that story.
And next . . . McCain using the phrase “Lipstick on a pig”:
But there’s more. This time from Andrew Sullivan:
10 Sep 2008 01:13 pm
A reader proposes:
“Yesterday I talked to a group of voters about how the McCain campaign is trying to call their continuation of just about every single Bush-Cheney policy of the last eight years “change.” In doing so, I used a common, hundred-year-old phrase that we all understand: You can put lipstick on a pig, but it’s still a pig. Now the McCain campaign demands that I apologize for saying this. Everyone, it seems, wants to hear my answer. Here it is: NO.
Those kids over at College On The Record have designed the Barbie of all Barbies.
When my niece was 3 she had a Barbie that she carried everywhere she went. She usually carried it by the big hair. The doll had an acid wash mini skirt and some sort of lacy pink shirt, messy porno hair, hoop earrings, and . . . no panties. My friends and I referred to it as “slut Barbie.” Of course, we didn’t say that in front of my niece.
My older niece had a medical condition that required her hospitalization on a regular basis resulting in little niece & slut Barbie hanging out with me on a regular basis. One evening we stopped by the Catholic hospital to visit her sister. A young priest walked up, striking a conversation with my niece, he looked at the little doll clutched firmly in my niece’s puffy little 3 year old hand and asked, “oh, and who’s this?” My niece proudly held her Barbie doll up and smiled, “Slut Barbie.”
After writing this post, I had to find "Slut Barbie." I was a little off on my description but this is definitely her.
Without further introduction. The College On the Record Barbie:
Comes with everything you see here:
– Dead Caribou
– M-16
– Snowmobile
– Sexy Librarian Glasses
She even talks with such fun phrases like:
– “I’m a pitbull with lipstick!”
– “My family is off-limits!”
– “What is it the Vice President actually does?”
Coming soon: Bristol Palin with inflatable baby bump and John McCain with portable green screen background!
The Sarah Palin market is booming. Here are just a few of the available designs/items that we’ve found.
Enjoy!
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