Tabatha Coffey a Celesbian with Killer Boobs

Lesbo Killer Boobs

It’s simple – lesbians should not get breast enhancement(s); well, unless it’s reconstructive . . . that’s different.

You can Google to find the rest of the story.  Tabatha Coffee is a hairstylist and reality tv celesbian (that’s code for lesbian who is in the media) on the Bravo channel.  Apparently, all of those salon chemicals caused a synergistic effect on Ms. Tabatha’s brain . . . she sprouted an idea.   However, the idea was to get breast implants and it went oh so wrong; thus, “killer boobs.”  Again, lesbians do not need and should not get breast implants.

Why do I say that?  Personally, I like to have sex with straight women.   Straight women are intimidated by breasts on their lover.  Yes, some are fascinated at first but that quickly turns to envy, resentment, bitterness . . . having a very negative synergistic effect on the sex.  Instead, lesbians should strive for semi-muscular upper body with small, perky, cute, and non-threating breasts.

Tabitha, if you get any further tingly sensations near your head – shampoo and rinse twice before you conclude that an idea is forming.

Lesbians – 3 Things Straight Women Say That Actually Mean “I Want to Have Sex With You”

This message is only for lesbians.  PLEASE DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE A LESBIAN.

Based on an extensive but localized survey as personally verified by your blogging friends here are 2 Lesbos Goin At It, you are going to have sex with a straight woman if she: 

1) knows that you are a lesbian, AND

2) says any of the following to you:

1.  Will you go to the bathroom with me?

2.  I had a dream about you.

3.  My mother died. 

CAVEATS:

1.  The survey included only females between the ages of 20 and 45.   We make no representations regarding females outside of this age group.   Example:  If you are working as a CNA at a nursing home and a resident asks you to accompany her to the bathroom, do not necessarily plan to have sex with her. 

2. If you are in a room full of people at a funeral and a woman says, “I can’t believe that my mother died,” this is irrelevant to your sexual history and future.

3.  If a woman says to you “my mother died” and the death was in 1974, this is not an indication of the woman’s desire to have sex.    In other words, the death must have been recent.   CAUTION:   The sexual response is not immediate.   It may be up to 2 weeks before you experience a sexual interaction with this woman and you will forever be an asshole for taking advantage of this situation.