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Megan Fox is on the October cover of GQ. She’s a 21 year old or so actress that was born in Memphis, Tennessee. She’s been acting for six years and made her blockbuster film appearance in Transformers.

Megan Fox

Megan Fox

In the horror comedy Jennifer’s Body, Megan Fox supposedly (we haven’t seen it) has a lesbian sex scene with the wholesome blonde actress Amanda Seyfried

Well, apparently doing a little lesbian action isn’t new to Megan. 

Megan’s interview with GQ reveals that she once fell in love with a female Russian entertainer named Nikita.  Fox’s publicist, Dominique Appel, confirmed the contents of the GQ report Monday.

Nikita was an exotic dancer, peeler, striptease, striptease artist, stripteaser, stripper performer, performing artist, ecdysiast or исполнительница стриптиза, who would do “beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads” and with whom she was “in love.”

Fox Also Has Her Eye on Jenna Jamison

Fox also seems to continue with an attraction to girls.  She described Olivia Wilde  as “so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands.”

Megan Fox 360

Fox, who appears on the October cover of GQ in a black bikini, said she was in the relationship when she was 18 and first living in Los Angeles alone.

“Well, that year my boyfriend broke up with me, and I decided — oh man, sorry, mommy! — that I was in love with this girl that worked at the Body Shop,” said Fox. “I decided that I was going to get her to love me back, and I went out of my way to create a relationship with this girl, a stripper named Nikita.”

Despite the brief relationship with a woman, Fox said she does not identify herself as gay.

“Look, I’m not a lesbian,” said Fox. “I just think that all humans are born with the ability to be attracted to both sexes. I mean, I could see myself in a relationship with a girl — Olivia Wilde is so sexy she makes me want to strangle a mountain ox with my bare hands. She’s mesmerizing. And lately I’ve been obsessed with Jenna Jameson, but … oh boy.”

Olivia Wilde

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Olympic Swimmer Michael Phelps close up and personal in his Man-T-Suit, more photos, a video and fun after the jump.

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Here is the official list of Olympic sports:

Archery  Athletics Badminton Baseball Basketball Beach Volleyball Boxing
Canoe/Kayak Flatwater Canoe/Kayak Slalom Cycling BMX Cycling Mountain Bike Cycling Road Cycling Track Diving Equestrian Fencing Football Gymnastics Artistic Gymnastics Rhythmic Trampoline
Handball Hockey Judo Modern Pentathlon Rowing Sailing Shooting Softball Swimming 
Synchronized Swimming Table Tennis Taekwondo Tennis Triathlon Volleyball Water Polo Weightlifting
Wrestling

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Those folks who picked the Olympic events for Beijing really missed the boat on this one.   However, the good ol USA is gonna show em what’s what come 2012 when we land the Olympics in Houston.  

Those girls who show up to shoot a gun, shoot an arrow, ride a horse, and twirl ribbons . . .  well, let’s just say that we know a little somethin about shootin and ridin here in Texas and anybody can do that. 

We’ll show you some real athletes –

Shadow at The Coliseum by radiospike photography.Fawnia

Doubles

Synchronized

Oh, what could have been . . .  

 

OLYMPIC POLE DANCING by anemi.

 


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We met at Sadie’s Tavern a former lesbian neighborhood-type hangout on Orlando Avenue in Winter Park.  I hear it’s no longer there.  I was only in Sadie’s one time – the night we met.  I was traveling and didn’t live in Orlando.

Later that night, we ended up at Lesbo-A-Go-Go at Southern Nights, a gay disco on Bumby Avenue. 

Southern Nights

As soon as I met her I thought, “Why can’t I meet a girl like that.”  We ordered our beer based on the pretty label and the next thing I knew we were riding in an old limo with a couple of wackos that we met during the first hour that we talked.   That was the start of our competition – our “one up” game.  It’s also the reason that we’ve always vowed to never go to a strip joint together.  I hand the dancer a dollar, she puts it in her bra, then I go for the back of the g-string, then she’s in the front . . . next thing you know we’d both have two strippers sitting in our soccer-mom living room.

The morning after we met I felt really sick.  My heart was pounding and I was out of breath.  I took some Valium to try to calm down.  I couldn’t decide if I was having some sort of panic attack related to my work or if maybe I was having a heart attack. 

Then – it hit me.  I was having a heart attack, of sorts. 

I DID meet a girl like that!