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Lesbo Killer Boobs

It’s simple – lesbians should not get breast enhancement(s); well, unless it’s reconstructive . . . that’s different.

You can Google to find the rest of the story.  Tabatha Coffee is a hairstylist and reality tv celesbian (that’s code for lesbian who is in the media) on the Bravo channel.  Apparently, all of those salon chemicals caused a synergistic effect on Ms. Tabatha’s brain . . . she sprouted an idea.   However, the idea was to get breast implants and it went oh so wrong; thus, “killer boobs.”  Again, lesbians do not need and should not get breast implants.

Why do I say that?  Personally, I like to have sex with straight women.   Straight women are intimidated by breasts on their lover.  Yes, some are fascinated at first but that quickly turns to envy, resentment, bitterness . . . having a very negative synergistic effect on the sex.  Instead, lesbians should strive for semi-muscular upper body with small, perky, cute, and non-threating breasts.

Tabitha, if you get any further tingly sensations near your head – shampoo and rinse twice before you conclude that an idea is forming.

Big news! Sarah Palin is using a personal stylist.

Does that really surprise us? Is that bad? 

For weeks we’ve been begging Samantha Ronson (Lindsay Lohan’s lesbian love) to use a personal stylist. 

Anyone who is followed by the media 24 / 7 should have a stylist if he / she can afford one.   Anymore I barely go to the office, soccer games, store and drop off circle at school but what I’d give for a stylist to make me (and Lovely Spouse) the hottest mommas at Little Man’s school . . . well actually we are pretty hot already but we have more vanity at this house than the McCains have prescription pills.   Wouldn’t you love to peek inside their medicine cabinet? 

The real issue. What the hell is Sarah Palin wearing in this picture? I’ve looked at the photo for days and I can’t figure it out. Check out the leg garb . . . Lindsay, those aren’t your leggings are they? Didn’t think so. Simply, I’m mystified.

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We recommended a new stylist, suggesting some potential looks,  and . . . wow . . . Samantha looks fantabulous.  I don’t know of any lesbian couple who looks more in love than these two.  

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Samantha - Very Nice - We Love the New Look!
Samantha – Very Nice – We Love the New Look!

See some “before” photos after the jump

Rose Rollins as Tasha Williams                

 

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