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Letterman’s top 10 last night – “Things Overhead at the Sarah Palin Debate Camp.” 

Number 1 –  “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”

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It’s been reported that John McCain is taking an herbal supplement to improve his memory. Apparently McCain is having trouble remembering why he picked Sarah Palin.”

_O’Brien, NBC’s “Late Night.”

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“Great day for Sarah Palin. She has been practicing for the big debate tomorrow night. Palin’s staff has tried to find a stand-in to pretend to be Joe Biden. But so far all they’ve come up with is a tree stump. Which actually sounds about right.”

_Craig Ferguson, CBS’ “Late Late Show.”

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“This is for all the marbles, this debate tomorrow night. And Sarah Palin is nothing if not diligent. She’s working hard on preparing for the debate with Joe Biden. Earlier today in Arizona, we just heard, she shot a donkey.”

_Letterman, CBS’ “Late Show.”

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“Now we all know Gov. Palin has a lot of foreign policy experience because from Alaska, she can see Russia. More to the point, Russia is on the other side of the international dateline from Alaska. It’s tomorrow there. So when Palin looks at it, she’s actually seeing the future.”

_Stephen Colbert, Comedy Central’s “The Colbert Report.”

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“The vice presidential debate is tomorrow night. Joe Biden, already gearing up. I understand he went to the hair salon, told the guy to put a little more on top … And Sarah Palin she’s getting ready for tomorrow’s debate, too. I understand she now knows all three branches of government.”

_Jay Leno, NBC’s “Tonight” show

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“Teams of technicians have been working around the clock trying to figure out how to run an Internet cable directly into the back of (Palin’s) skull.”

_Jimmy Kimmel, ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

Sarah Palin takes time out from her debate prep to tell Sean Hannity and his radio show listeners that it’s safe to say that this ticket is in an underdog position.  Here is the video and the transcript.  You can thank Dean over at OpEdNews for his fantastic ability to accurately transcribe what he hears. 

SEAN HANNITY: Governor Sarah Palin, nice to have you with us. You’re a great American. 

GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN: Thanks, Sean. You’re a great American. 

HANNITY: Thank you, thank you. You know, Barack Obama is a jackass… How does that make you feel? 

PALIN: Not good, Sean. Not too good at all. We all know that jackasses are a type of animal, you know? A little bit jack, but a little bit ass, too. 

HANNITY: Well stated. Now Barack Obama is friends with terrorists. William Aires, Woody Guthrie, Saddam Hussein. It’s well documented. Do you want to live in a country run by terrorists? 

PALIN: I really don’t, Sean. Terrorists are just so terrible. Terrorists want to destroy. John McCain is a maverick. He wants to create. Creating is better, Sean. 

HANNITY: I couldn’t agree with you more. Did you just quote the Bible? Wow. Either way. Now Obama has proposed trillions of dollars of taxes on average Americans. He’s proposed taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes. Are we safe? 

(Watch for Palin to use the italicized words in the debate. Drink every time she uses one.)

PALIN: Sean, I’m just so thankful that John McCain has opposed taxes that will hurt small businesses, small families and baby rabbits. You know, it’s like Mom and Dad told us back on the good old home on the prairie. I think the American people are smarter than this. I think the American people are sick of Obama. I think the American people have two or three pairs of shoes and they are thinking about getting a third or fourth. I think the American people eat cheeseburgers on Wednesday and tacos on Thursday. 

HANNITY: Let me ask you this, Governor. Now Joe Biden is one of the biggest tools ever. He can’t get anything right; he’s always tripping up over his own words. The man is a fool. Your thoughts…

PALIN: Ditto. 

HANNITY: Well… all those elitists in the media are working around the clock to make you look stupid, but your commentary here is brilliant. It really shows how qualified you are to be president. [Uncomfortable silence.]

PALIN:Oh, dear. Was that a question? Yes. The answer is…I do, Sean. I do! Oh Sean, make love to me right here, right now. 

Do you think there is any way that the interview was scripted? 

Here is another video with lots of information about the polls, Palin

and tonight’s debate.

 

Finally, we’ve snagged a photo of Sarah Palin at John McCain’s Sedona, AZ ranch as she prepares for the debate.   We love the baseball cap – kind of sporty yet casual.  Nice!