Posts Tagged ‘Tooth Fairy’

Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  you up?
OneLesbo: 

yes – barelyBut I need to do the dishes (dishwasher is broken) and take out the trash – I’m trying to

 

 

suck up to lovely spouse . . . and express gratitude (that’s for you Katie)
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  ok ..i’ll check with you later
OneLesbo:  anything up
OneLesbo:  I didn’t mean to run you away
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  hmm a bit
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  we can talk later
OneLesbo:  well, I’d love to avoid the dishes and the trash if you’re in the mood
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  sure
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  Lori feels like she needs to move back home..her parents are failing…
OneLesbo:  where do they live?
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  Indiana..she doesn’t want to move there..but somewhere in the east where it would be a short jaunt..chicago for instance
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  she is back visiting..called me crying today
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  sad
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  I understand though
OneLesbo:  I can totally understand.  I had many of those days.  Does she have siblings? 
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  yes
OneLesbo:  where are they
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  Indiana
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  but they are really lame
OneLesbo:  Well, as you know – parents getting older – not fun
OneLesbo:  getting older .  .  . not fun
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  I know..just tough
OneLesbo:  I finally had to decide to live my life – I begged my mother to come live with us numerous times
OneLesbo:  when she wouldn’t – I had to do what was best for me, Lovely Spouse and Our son
OneLesbo:  when she broke her hip I stayed there in rehab with her – almost night and day for almost a month
OneLesbo:  but it can go on so long – and you can’t just put your life on hold while it happens
OneLesbo:  do you think there are other motivating factors for her thoughts about moving?
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  I know you did..Lori ‘s folks don’t even call her but she is the only functional family member…oh she hates her job here
OneLesbo:  If she wanted to move to the same town as them – or within driving distance – I
But the fact that she’d still have to fly there to see them . . . what do you think . . .
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  we get along well..no fighting at all..but she loves to watch football,basketball,tennis golf and I like to be outside
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  well from HERE it is so hard to get anywhere…takes a whole day to get to the midwest or back east
OneLesbo:  that’s true
OneLesbo:  So has she said what the plan would be for the two of you? 
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  we get a long but she never really learned how to show love for someone..I am too needy for her..
OneLesbo:  Yes, there is a certain level of constant adoration required, isn’t there 🙂
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  I think the plan was for her to pass the bar exam which has happened
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  i like mutual admiration..respect
OneLesbo:  oops – I just spelled it wrong 🙂  I certainly meant admiration – 
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  anyway..she really is a good person and she is struggling
OneLesbo:  so, how did you two leave it
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  oh an you will be happy to know I saw Carie at gay pride..she looked old,haggard and had tattoes on he forearms
OneLesbo:  tattoos? 
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  I just listened to her..I knew she was already struggling
OneLesbo:  okay – sorry but I have to know – what were the images on the arms?
OneLesbo:  palm trees with naked women – like a sailor would have?
OneLesbo:  I hope my jokes are cheering you up
OneLesbo:  I don’t want to make light of Lori’s situation
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  big old colored tattoes ..kind of like mike wrought iron fence around the dog run..flear d lee..how ever you spell that
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  my not mike
OneLesbo:  nice description – I totally get it . . . well, I don’t get it but I do understand how it would look
OneLesbo:  well, that’s certainly . . . odd
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  in sort of a circular fashion…and she was arm in arm with another exe of mine Asia…
OneLesbo:  oh my
OneLesbo:  I don’t remember Asia – who is she
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  well I never went all the way so to speak with Asia
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  remember the chick whom I told …you look so beautiful tonight?
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  and she said…i am so fucking tired of people telling me that, I wish you’d stop?
OneLesbo:  No I don’t remember but I love the story
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  It was my birthday..we were in laguna beach
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  I said Asia…you are not that beautiful.
OneLesbo:  I’m laughing
OneLesbo:  guess she got her wish
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  kinda ended the romance.
OneLesbo:  so, nice detour – what are you going to do about Lori?
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  so my friend Sidney has been out her visiting and she said they both looked like hell..Asia was not attractive at all( I truly did not even recognize her)
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  I told Lori I understand and she just needs to decide
OneLesbo:  Remind me who Sidney is
OneLesbo:  so would the two of you (Lori and you – of course) still be a couple?  exclusive monogomy ?
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  I went out with Sidney 2-3 times..big fat girl
OneLesbo:  I remembered fat but can’t remember much else
OneLesbo:  where does she live
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  Now in Richmond VA
OneLesbo:  “big fat girl”  your adjectives sound like my Aunt Lizzie talking
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  I know ..good eatin
OneLesbo:  okay – who was the one with the foot thing – the smaller one – I’m putting them together in one round mound of mess
OneLesbo:  the other one from VA
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:   Allison..she is coming out next week
OneLesbo:  of course she is  🙂
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  gonna get married in Big Sur
OneLesbo:  really?
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  yes
OneLesbo:  what’s that story
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  they fly in to San Jose then get married and drive up here.
OneLesbo:  so are you the flower girl, or what?
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  it’s a long story
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  now I am honeymoon
OneLesbo:  Yeah, that’s what I was thinking
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  plus they are bringing a friend
OneLesbo:  honey, let’s get married and spend our honeymoon with an old girlfriend
OneLesbo:  she has great feet and toes
OneLesbo:  you’re gonna love her
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  who the friend?
OneLesbo:  no – you
aren’t you the honeymoon destination?
OneLesbo:  So is Lori going to miss out on this fun?
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  well it is just a formality kind of thing
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  Lori will be here while they are here
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  I think
OneLesbo:  marriage is a sacrament
OneLesbo:  are you wondering if I’m serious?
OneLesbo:  I’m not
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  she may just decide to stay with her best friend multi millionaire ex in LA
OneLesbo:  oh yes – marriage – did you and Lori talk about that
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  we;; they are going to do civil ceremony then have a regualr marriage with a minister in georgia
OneLesbo:  geez, such a spot for all of those lesbians living together who . . . . really just aren’t that sure . . .
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  Lori said she did not believe in gay marriage…Lori is as close to a fundamentalist christian as a lesbain can be
OneLesbo:  are you making that up?
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  no
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  she went to one of those places for a year where they convert you…
OneLesbo:  I erased what I was going to type
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  actually lived in a home
OneLesbo:  wish lesbians could open those places for straight women – I could make a million in those programs, recruiting women to become ex-straights
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  the minute she got there she found a woman
OneLesbo:  I’m sure – that’s what they do – put you in a home together – – oh that will cure a bunch of lesbos . . . what a deal – you don’t even have to go out on one date before you live together – yee haw
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  llaughing but not funny
OneLesbo:  You had never revealed this little tid bit to me about Lori
OneLesbo:  because i would have yelled
OneLesbo:  run Forest run
OneLesbo:  so Lori still doesn’t “believe in” marriage between two people of the same gender? 
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  well we never really talk so how could I
OneLesbo:  Kinda like Our son, he’s not sure he believes in the Tooth Fairy
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  she might believe in a legal union
OneLesbo:  Michael at school told him that his dad is the Tooth Fairy, I said, “Mr. Johnson – geez I never pictured the Tooth Fairy looking like that!”
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  you know I have a bit of the same thing as her
OneLesbo:  well, that’s because you’ve never been in a long-term healthy relationship . . . in my opinion – well, except for a short time that I recall quite well 🙂
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  not sure I get the tooth fairy analogy
OneLesbo:  she doesn’t “believe in ” gay marriage
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  well we have been together for 4 years
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  it has been healthier than anything I have  ever experienced
OneLesbo:  ouch
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  hey lived together day to day…she has been here with my folks..my Dad dying..it hasn’t been a date
OneLesbo:  true
OneLesbo:  how is your mother by the way
OneLesbo:  anytime I swim in cold water I think if her
OneLesbo:  her graceful dives
OneLesbo:  beautiful stroke in the water
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  we both have some preconceived faith things that are in common
OneLesbo:  well, Lovely Spouse is an ex-Catholic atheist who is not shy about telling people
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  thank you..she doesn’t dive..but she swims everyday..but she no longer has her swimming partner
OneLesbo:  your mother is so sweet
OneLesbo:  and beautiful
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  well I thought about being a minister as you may recall..
OneLesbo:  we should all be so lucky to look like her
OneLesbo:  yes, I recall
OneLesbo:  do you still go to the same churchdo you still go to the same church
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  You probably need to accept I have grown up just as you have..
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  my IM’s don’t seem to be going to you
OneLesbo:  and at least one of mine went 2 times
OneLesbo:  strange
OneLesbo:  the conversation does seem to be more disjointed that even the usual IM conversation – usually we only have two subjects going at once – I now believe we have 4
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  she is an atheist?
OneLesbo:  yes she is an atheist
OneLesbo:  and quick to say it
OneLesbo:  not agnostic
OneLesbo:  atheist
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  so are you an athiest?
OneLesbo:  no, I wouldn’t say that
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  or however you spell it
OneLesbo:  I’m a fence sitting agnostic skeptical believer of Jesus
OneLesbo:  amen
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  I’ll pray for you
OneLesbo:  that made me giggle – was it supposed to?
OneLesbo:  Our son once asked me, “Mommy, in our family do we believe in God?”
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  Lori and I both have a deep personal faith..we visit different churches..it ws supposed to make you gigle..I hope you told him yes
OneLesbo:  no – that’s not what I told him
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  what did you tell him
OneLesbo:  I said that to be in our family you’re not required to believe in God
OneLesbo:  Mom does not believe in God
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  that’s ok
OneLesbo:  he seemed okay with it
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  everyone needs to come to their own faith but they should be exposed to higher teachings
OneLesbo:  exactly
OneLesbo:  that’s what he and I discussed
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  not sure how many buddhist temples are in the Heartland of America
OneLesbo:  that we would help him find out about different beliefs and then we’d trust him when he’s a grown up to have his own beliefs
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  have one here right next to the house
OneLesbo:  you people in California
OneLesbo:  So, I need to go – we’re going on a cruise and fly out for Miami on Friday
OneLesbo:  Lovely Spouse and I haven’t argued for 2 days
OneLesbo:  don’t want to blow it just before the trip
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  well in my opinion not that it means one thing…I would take him to some houses of religion
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  good for you..I will pray for you again
OneLesbo:  good – I can use lots of prayers – pray that Lovely Spouse and I don’t kill each other
OneLesbo:  if you see on the news that a woman was lost at sea . . .
OneLesbo:  be sure and listen for names
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  I willpray for you nightly
OneLesbo:  okay – hope it all works out for Lori
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  you’ll be fine
OneLesbo:  blessings to you – goodnight
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  she will move back home..it wll be fine…
OneLesbo:  bye
Ex-GF/SurgeonHottiee:  bye
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