Republican Convention – Craigslist Photos Prove It’s the Place to Be for Closeted Gay Sex – But the Lesbians, Not So Much

The plan was to search the word “convention” on the Minneapolis (Twin Cities) M 4 M  Criagslist thread.   For those of you with your heads up your butts or other locations not accessible to news, the Republican National Convention is being held there this week.

WOW.  What turned up is so nasty and vile (especially the photos) that we honestly won’t repeat it but . . . we will lead you right to it.   

I feel like a barker at the circus, “Come one, come all see the amazing closeted gay Republicans as they post ads on Craigslist exposing their genitals, asking for discreet sex, and generally doing vile and disgusting things during their convention to promote family values.  Yes, you’ll see them flaunt their sex pistols, look for orgies, and admit that they are married.  It’s a show like no other on Earth!”

Click here but be prepared:

http://minneapolis.craigslist.org/search/m4m?query=convention&minAsk=min&maxAsk=max

PS – if your husband or boyfriend is at the Republican National Convention, you might want to consider using condoms from here on out.  

Oh – think I’ll run back and check out the girls at W 4 W.    Are female Republicans into secret sex stuff?  We’ll see.

*Update:  the only thing I found was a boring ad looking for a blind date for a lonely friend.   Republican lesbians are so sweet.  

Maybe I should have checked the abuse shelters?

Twin Cities Lesbian Couples Encouraged to Swap Partners for Republican National Convention

Minneapolis and St Paul – the Republicans are coming.   Let’s do a little wife swapping and hiding our homosexuality just to make them feel right at home.   Wonder if there will be a tour of the Larry Craig Tap Dance Stall during the Republican National Convention? 

In other bat-shit crazy Republican news, the very queer Living-in-a -Fog Cabin Republicans have issued a statement.  Do these gay guys and the one lesbian in the group just stay together to annoy the real Republicans? 

Statement of Log Cabin President Patrick Sammon about Gov. Sarah Palin

“Alaska Governor and all around sweet gal Sarah Palin can help Sen. McCain win this election by using her good looks and thin resume to appeal to voters who spend their entire day glued to Fox News and/or sleeping.  She’s a mainstream Republican girl who will shoot anyone who crosses her, unite the Party and service John McCain well when Cindy McCain is not looking.   She has yet to decide what a Vice President does but as soon as she memorizes the duties we will issue a new statement.  Gov. Palin is an inclusive Republican who will not accept contributions from gay or lesbian voters and we love her shoes.”