Script for Who’s Nailin Paylin- Sarah Palin’s Favorite? You Betcha

We have it at Two Lesbos Goin At It – the entire script for Larry Flynt’s Hustler adult porno – on no – movie about Serra Paylin. Just like Sarah Palin she’s a hockey mom ready for adventure.

Check it out.

Sarah Palin Nailing the Russians Who Come Knocking On Her Back Door

Go to Two Lesbos Goin At It to read the actual script from the film.  Yes – you read it right.  And you thought porn movies are made without scripts, didn’t you?

UPDATE – we now have actual footage from the film + the link to the very adult porno promo – all at http://www.twolesbosgoinatit.com/#section3130

And we have footage from the Las Vegas Sarah Palin stripper contest:  http://www.twolesbosgoinatit.com/wp-admin/index.php?page=stats&day=2008-10-29

Sarah Palin Nailing the Russians Who Come Knocking On Her Back Door
Nailin’ Paylin, Hustler’s Sarah Palin porn flick stars Lisa Ann in the title role. The film, which is currently in pre-production, is being fast tracked for a pre-election release.

Hustler says the film will feature five hard-core scenes, including a three way with other parodied political figures — namely Hillary Clinton and Condoleezza Rice. Bill O’Reilly will also be spoofed as the announcer who dishes the sex scandals that will take place during the film.

From Hustler through TMZ.com and Daily News:

Nailin’ Paylin will take the viewer on a naughty adventure to the wild side of that sexy Alaska governor. Sara Paylin will not only be showing us some girl-on-girl lovin’ but will also be nailing the Russians, who come knocking on her back-door (wink, wink) and in a flashback “young” Paylin’s creationist college professor will explain a “big bang” theory even she can’t deny!

Debate Update Sarah Palin Reportedly Looks Kind of Nervous in St Louis – Gwen Ifill to Be Carried To Her Seat By Football Players

A couple of WashU students are gushing right now after meeting U.S. Sen. Joe Biden during a sound check.

Biden even asked one of them for advice on which tie to wear — a light blue one or a dark blue one. The student, senior Julia Latash, told him to wear the dark blue one with small white dots.

Dark blue may also be the color Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin will wear tonight. Junior Danny Gaynor said she appeared to decide on a navy blue suit after holding up different suits on stage during a run-through. She was deciding between suits in red, tan, navy blue, and another color he could not remember.

Gaynor and Latash played Biden and Palin yesterday during a mock debate on the stage while crews tested out camera shots, sound and lighting. They were asked to return this morning for more sound checks.

While they were rehearsing, moderator Gwen Ifill hobbled into the hall, Gaynor said. (Ifill broke her ankle earlier this week.) Gwen started asking the students questions as part of the test. Gaynor said she asked him why he was wearing a blue tie.

Then Palin walked in, Gaynor said, his eyes alight.

“She’s really, really beautiful,” he said. But he added that she looked “kind of nervous.”

About 30 minutes later, Gaynor said Biden walked in. Gaynor, who is a huge Biden fan, said Biden was also very business-like, but seemed more laid back.

Biden asked Latash which tie he should wear, Gaynor said. Gaynor didn’t approve of the choice, but didn’t say anything. “I didn’t like the tie,” he said.

While Biden was on stage, someone pointed out Gaynor in the audience as the person who played him.

“He looked at me and said, “If I had hair like yours, I’d be president not vice president,” he said.

Later, Gaynor shook Biden’s hand. Biden asked him about what he was studying. He talked with Latash about taking the Amtrak, Gaynor said.

“This has been the absolute best experience I’ve had at WashU,” Gaynor gushed.

As a thank you, Latash and Gaynor both got tickets to watch the debate.

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Two WashU football players waiting backstage in suits will have a somewhat impromptu role in tonight’s debate: they will help carry or assist moderator Gwen Ifill to her seat.

Ifill broke her ankle earlier this week. So the university scrambled Wednesday to figure out how to make sure she can gracefully get to the moderator’s desk. John Schael, the university’s athletic director, recruited two members of the football team.

Starting quarterback Buck Smith, who stands 6′3 and weighs 200 lbs., and defensive lineman Tim Taylor, 6′2 and 210 lbs., were tapped for the job.

Rob Wild, the chairman of WashU’s debate steering committee, said one of the requirements was that the players already own suits. Smith and Taylor apparently do.

“It’s been an adventure,” Wild said.

Smith, the football team’s captain, is a senior from Alabama and threw for 1,891 yards and 13 touchdowns last year. Taylor, who was injured most of last season, is a junior who hails from Maryland.

Latest Sarah Palin Shows Up for Debate! Photos Video and More From St Louis

STLtoday.com has all of your Palin Biden debate news. They are in St Louis and bringing it to you

NOW.

Check it out.  Live from the debate site and more.

Just click on the pictures below.

Sarah Palin Debate Humor From O’Brien, Ferguson, Letterman, Colbert, Leno, Kimmel

Letterman’s top 10 last night – “Things Overhead at the Sarah Palin Debate Camp.” 

Number 1 –  “Any way we can just get Tina Fey to do it?”

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It’s been reported that John McCain is taking an herbal supplement to improve his memory. Apparently McCain is having trouble remembering why he picked Sarah Palin.”

_O’Brien, NBC’s “Late Night.”

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“Great day for Sarah Palin. She has been practicing for the big debate tomorrow night. Palin’s staff has tried to find a stand-in to pretend to be Joe Biden. But so far all they’ve come up with is a tree stump. Which actually sounds about right.”

_Craig Ferguson, CBS’ “Late Late Show.”

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“This is for all the marbles, this debate tomorrow night. And Sarah Palin is nothing if not diligent. She’s working hard on preparing for the debate with Joe Biden. Earlier today in Arizona, we just heard, she shot a donkey.”

_Letterman, CBS’ “Late Show.”

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“Now we all know Gov. Palin has a lot of foreign policy experience because from Alaska, she can see Russia. More to the point, Russia is on the other side of the international dateline from Alaska. It’s tomorrow there. So when Palin looks at it, she’s actually seeing the future.”

_Stephen Colbert, Comedy Central’s “The Colbert Report.”

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“The vice presidential debate is tomorrow night. Joe Biden, already gearing up. I understand he went to the hair salon, told the guy to put a little more on top … And Sarah Palin she’s getting ready for tomorrow’s debate, too. I understand she now knows all three branches of government.”

_Jay Leno, NBC’s “Tonight” show

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“Teams of technicians have been working around the clock trying to figure out how to run an Internet cable directly into the back of (Palin’s) skull.”

_Jimmy Kimmel, ABC’s “Jimmy Kimmel Live.”

Video & Audio + Transcript Sarah Palin on Sean Hannity Radio Show Admitting that Obama is Winning

Sarah Palin takes time out from her debate prep to tell Sean Hannity and his radio show listeners that it’s safe to say that this ticket is in an underdog position.  Here is the video and the transcript.  You can thank Dean over at OpEdNews for his fantastic ability to accurately transcribe what he hears. 

SEAN HANNITY: Governor Sarah Palin, nice to have you with us. You’re a great American. 

GOVERNOR SARAH PALIN: Thanks, Sean. You’re a great American. 

HANNITY: Thank you, thank you. You know, Barack Obama is a jackass… How does that make you feel? 

PALIN: Not good, Sean. Not too good at all. We all know that jackasses are a type of animal, you know? A little bit jack, but a little bit ass, too. 

HANNITY: Well stated. Now Barack Obama is friends with terrorists. William Aires, Woody Guthrie, Saddam Hussein. It’s well documented. Do you want to live in a country run by terrorists? 

PALIN: I really don’t, Sean. Terrorists are just so terrible. Terrorists want to destroy. John McCain is a maverick. He wants to create. Creating is better, Sean. 

HANNITY: I couldn’t agree with you more. Did you just quote the Bible? Wow. Either way. Now Obama has proposed trillions of dollars of taxes on average Americans. He’s proposed taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes, taxes. Are we safe? 

(Watch for Palin to use the italicized words in the debate. Drink every time she uses one.)

PALIN: Sean, I’m just so thankful that John McCain has opposed taxes that will hurt small businesses, small families and baby rabbits. You know, it’s like Mom and Dad told us back on the good old home on the prairie. I think the American people are smarter than this. I think the American people are sick of Obama. I think the American people have two or three pairs of shoes and they are thinking about getting a third or fourth. I think the American people eat cheeseburgers on Wednesday and tacos on Thursday. 

HANNITY: Let me ask you this, Governor. Now Joe Biden is one of the biggest tools ever. He can’t get anything right; he’s always tripping up over his own words. The man is a fool. Your thoughts…

PALIN: Ditto. 

HANNITY: Well… all those elitists in the media are working around the clock to make you look stupid, but your commentary here is brilliant. It really shows how qualified you are to be president. [Uncomfortable silence.]

PALIN:Oh, dear. Was that a question? Yes. The answer is…I do, Sean. I do! Oh Sean, make love to me right here, right now. 

Do you think there is any way that the interview was scripted? 

Here is another video with lots of information about the polls, Palin

and tonight’s debate.

 

Finally, we’ve snagged a photo of Sarah Palin at John McCain’s Sedona, AZ ranch as she prepares for the debate.   We love the baseball cap – kind of sporty yet casual.  Nice!

Lordy Lordy Watch A Video of Sarah Palin Playing the Flute in the Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant

Well ol Joe Biden better hope that Sarah Palin doesn’t show up with her flute.   Simply, the woman can play the flute.  On the other hand, playing the flute during a debate might make her more of a windbag than Biden.    We love you Joe. 

Governor Sarah Palin is an accomplished flautist apparently.  In this clip from the 1984 Miss Alaska Beauty Pageant Talent Competition you can watch Sarah Heath Palin as she performs “The Homecoming” as written by Nathan Hardy.  

Actually, I’m surprised that she wasn’t a drummer – goes better with the basektball, fishing, hunting, skinning, baseball cap loving girl we are all growing so found of.  On the other hand, I’m a big basketball playing lesbo and guess what?   I played the flute.   

McCain Values – Gambling Man Who Dumped Crippled Wife & First Family – The Christian Right Is Catching On

This is a long post.  I hope that you will read it.  I’ve finally come to terms with who John McCain is and who John McCain has always been.   And tell me, who are today’s men of integrity in the leadership of the Republican party?   Other than Senator Chuck Hagel from Nebraska, I honestly can’t think of one.  

So actually, it’s not just the Christian right catching on, I’m beginning to catch on too.  I have been shaking my head thinking that this isn’t the John McCain I had admired for years.  Well, maybe John McCain was never the man made by the media.   Reality has slapped me in the face seeing how easily we (including me) can be manipulated into accepting the media’s version of a politician’s history.

John McCain first came to Congress in 1982, not long after my father died.  My father was a hardcore Republican, retired from the Army after 32 years and one of the best fathers ever.  He was honest, hard-working, believed in the American system, made us watch all presidential annoucements (sit still, be quiet, and listen “the president is on”), helped out the neighbors, took time for his kids and he loved my mother dearly.   So I always thought that John McCain was like my dad.  Although I’m a hardcore Democrat – I always thought that if only a guy like McCain would head the Republican ticket . . . maybe . . . ?

My dad loved Barry Goldwater.  Another man that I imagined to be like my father.   You see my father – although a good man was also a bigot.   He had no time for silly topics like homosexuals or civil rights.  People basically needed to fall in line according to his way of thinking.   However, good Republican men like Barry Goldwater provided objective evidence that a good man like my father would also change his bigoted opinions as he gained more facts.   Unfortunately my father died in 1981.   He never said that it was “OK” that I’m a lesbian but before his death I could feel and see the flicker of understanding that was starting to grow.

The photo is is of Sen. Barry Goldwater, on the right, as he poses with his running mate William Miller at the 1964 Republican National Convention in San Francisco.  I was 5 years old.  Miller was one of the prosecuters at the Nuremberg trials. Miller is the only practicing Catholic to have been nominated for national office by the Republican Party.  Mabye McCain picked Sarah Palin because she was baptized a Catholic?  And we thought it was her gender. 

By the mid-1980’s Republican men like Barry Goldwater were getting fed up with the increasing influence of the crazed far-right Christians on the Republican party.   You see my father didn’t have much use for them either.  

Anyway, Goldwater eventually became an outspoken defender of gay rights.  So even though my father didn’t live to make that change – I know that he would have because of men like Barry Goldwater and John McCain.

I’ve been a little shaken by the extreme nature of John McCain’s campaign.  Obviously the man is desperate to be president and that’s why he endangered the country by picking Sarah Palin as his running mate; but in my experience men like Barry Goldwater and my father would have never lowered themselves to this level.

However, when reading a post that I wrote back on September 16 and reading the Times gambling investigation I realized that John McCain was NEVER like Barry Goldwater or my father.  

John McCain has always been a cocky, shoot from the hip, gambling, womanizing, self-centered, power-hungry Republican.  

Today the papers are full of the stories about John McCain’s history of gambling (up to 14 hours a day at times) and his history of working with the casino lobbyists.   Here are a couple of quotes from one of the articles:

“We’ve known for a while of John McCain’s childhood connection to the region, where he lived for a short period when his father was serving a stint here as a Navy submarine commander. But it wasn’t until the results of a New York Times investigation were published earlier this week that we learned the extent of McCain’s involvement with another mainstay of eastern Connecticut culture, our casinos.”

“Of course more troubling than the disclosures in The Times story this week of McCain’s gambling in a Connecticut casino was the suggestion that he used his position as chairman of the Indian Affairs Committee to help lobbyists working to stop a third tribal casino in Connecticut.”

Now the big question is will McCain’s gambling ties hurt him with the Christian right-wingers.  In fact, check out this article from a CBN (Christian Broadcasting Network) blog which describes the new Democratic National Committee’s ad featuring McCain’s gambling.    It’s written by David Brody of The Brody File.  Here is how the article ends:

“The DNC knows that McCain’s so called penchant for gambling can hurt him among some social conservatives. It may not play well with other strongly religious voters as well. Indeed, the last thing McCain needs is another problem with the Evangelical base. In this case, the gambling issue could most likely trump the lobbyist issue. I mean it’s not like he’s playing the lottery or bingo or a quick 25 cents slot machine. This is high stakes gambling we’re talking about. Then you throw in the lobbyist angle and you have a dangerous credibility issue. Will voters buy it and will it stick? Does this bother you?”

Here is the DNC video.  A link was provided in the Christian Broadcast Network blog entry:

 

What follows is my post from September 16, 2008.   Let’s just hope that the Christian Right is also waking up to the man we’ve all called an American hero. 

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“Suppose Barack Obama had dumped a crippled wife and married a beer heiress one month after the divorce.  Don’t you think he wouldn’t have been tripped up by such a scandalous past?  The Republicans would have had a field day mocking his character. But John McCain’s tawdry personal history is rarely mentioned.”

Quote From CHICAGO SUN-TIMES COLUMN SEPTEMBER 16, 2008 by Mary Mitchell/Sun-Times

John McCain with the family he left

Actually, from the dates that I’ve seen, McCain obtained a marriage license to marry Cindy before the divorce was final . . . heaven forbid we talk about that with the family values crowd.

McCain did not sue his wife for divorce until Feb. 19, 1980.   McCain obtained an Arizona marriage license with Cindy on March 6, 1980, while still legally married to his first wife.  The divorce was granted April 2, 1980, and he wed Cindy “My Outfit Cost $300,000” Hensley in a private ceremony on May 17, 1980.

Friends of the McCains such as Nancy and Ronald Reagan were not happy with what John McCain did to his first wife.  Cleary the Reagans had good reason to feel this way.

Here is what John McCain’s been quoted as saying about meeting Cindy.

She was lovely, intelligent and charming, 17 years my junior but poised and confident. I monopolized her attention the entire time, taking care to prevent anyone else from intruding on our conversation. When it came time to leave the party, I persuaded her to join me for drinks at the Royal Hawaiian Hotel. By the evening’s end, I was in love.”

But he WAS MARRIED with small children at home at the time of this romantic encounter.  Shorter version of story:   I was a dirty old man (as I still am) husband and father.  One night I got really horny when I saw this girl almost young enough to be my daughter.  So I immediately asked her to go to a hotel with me.  I thought it was the usual one night stand but when I found out she was rich I decided to dump my wife and kids.

I also don’t get why no one speaks of Cindy McCain’s history as a drug addict stealing from a medical charity.   The woman is RICH and well-connected.   She didn’t have to steal.   The fact that she’s a recovering addict really is no big deal – I mean Sarah Palin’s teenage son is apparently a recovering addict – in the scheme of things. 

BUT CINDY MCCAIN IS A RICH THIEF STEALING FROM A CHARITY. 

Some say that Democrats should not talk about Cindy McCain’s history of drug addiction.   Fine.  Can we talk about having the first admitted thief as First Lady?  

My in-laws go on and on with their FOX News induced claim that Michelle Obama doesn’t love America.

Yet, we know very little about the made-up tranny mess Cindy McCain and her history of drug addiction and stealing from A MEDICAL CHARITY!  In fact, I’m not sure that the in-laws even know about Cindy McCain’s past. 

Guess it all comes down to this . . . if you’re the party of family values you can head your ticket with a guy who left his crippled wife for a trophy millionare tranny mess (also a thieving drug addict) and then top off your ticket with the mother of not only a pregnant teenage daughter but of a recovering addict teenage son . . . and your family values crowd won’t even notice  . . .  

Hey, but if you’re a politician who supports a family like mine (2 moms and a boy) .  .  .  the “family values” folks won’t be able to vote for you.   

All I can say is that McCain and Palin are the best advertisement yet for some form of government other than representational democracy.    

Are Civics/Government classes mandatory in any state’s public educational system?

Mrs. John McCain.  Hard working mother dumped for rich girl 17 years younger than John McCain.

John McCain and His Blonde Rich Young Trophy Wife

Watch – Palin’s Experience Compared With Every Other VP In US History

Please invest 12 minutes of your time to watch this video about the national and global farce of Sarah Palin as VP. 

In response to Palin’s supporters’ claim that Palin’s experience is similar to other VPs here is an exhaustive comparison of Governor Palin’s experience as compared with every other Vice President in U.S. history.

Pass it on to your conservative friends to drive them crazy.

Palin’s Experience in Just 12 Minutes

Andrew Sullivan sums it up this way:

The Palin nomination is without historical precedent for her total lack of any alient qualifications as well as her refusal to engage the press in any meaningful way in a national election campaign. Truly surreal and utterly without precedent. Just listen to Lessig go through the history of the vice-presidents. Palin’s candidacy is a national and global farce.

 

VP’s Wife Lynn Cheney is Asked About Marriage Equality (Gay Marriage)

Speaking of little boys with two mommies, we haven’t heard much from or about little Samuel David Cheney .  Samuel was born in April of last year to his 2 lesbian moms Heather Poe and Mary Cheney, daughter of VP Dick Cheney.

This morning Early Show anchor Harry Smith asked Mamow Lynne, wife of Vice President Dick Cheney and mother to lesbian Mary Cheney, whether she wished her daughter would have the right to marry.

Lynn Cheney responded, “I would wish my daughter to have happiness and freedom to make her own choices.  The Vice President said in the debate with Joe Lieberman ever so long ago in 2000 that freedom in this country ought to mean freedom for everyone.”

Here is this morning’s clip is from the CBS’ Early Show, broadcast on September 15, 2008.  Anyone wanting to send Samuel David Cheney a gift might consider the Buddy G video that we plugged earlier today.