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No Debate Here – Sarah Palin? It Should Have Been Lesbian Love Goddess Condoleezza Rice

Let’s end the debate and agree that it should have been Condilicious Condi & McCain.   Have a great Friday night!

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Condilicious Condi would have covered all the suspect classifications (female, black and suspected lesbian).  If Condi would have married Charlie Crist . . .   Last time we saw Charlie he was running to call off his wedding and join the Log Cabin Republicans. 

RELATED POSTS:  Sarah Palin Gets Call at 3:00 am – National Security Threat

                            Lesbians Are Going to Love McCain’s VP

Why is 1st dude to Sarah Palin wearing a wedding veil in this photo?

If anyone knows why Todd Palin is wearing a wedding veil, let us know.   Maybe it’s related to the shotgun wedding of Bristol and Levi.

It reminds me of an old Andy Griffith episode – “Mountain Wedding.”  Andy and Barney visit the mountain family, the Darlings, to rid them of Ernest T. Bass, who has his mind set on marrying daughter Charlene.   Like Todd Palin, Barney ends up being the bride.

Those Palins – never a dull moment . . . well if you don’t count her interviews.

Wedding Video of Lesbian Loves Ellen DeGeneres & Lovely Portia de Rossi

Okay, while Lindsay and Samantha rein as our A#1 favorite lesbian couple at the moment, Ellen DeGeneres and legal spouse Portia de Rossi are nipping right at their lesbo heels.   (Of course, neither Ellen or Samantha are wearing the heels – they wear the pants.)

Here is the wedding video from the legally recognized marriage of Ellen DeGeneres to lovely Portia de Rossi.

Lindsay and Sam . . . we’re waiting for your big day and video.  (Lindsay – really, make sure that a dresser from The L Word does a little personal styling for Sam that day.   Safest bet – trust us.)

Sarah Palin – National Enquirer – Bristol Refused To Go Along With Wedding

CLICK HERE – TODAY 09/10/08 NATIONAL ENQUIRER REVEALS NEW PALIN SCANDAL

 

PALIN GETS THE JOHN EDWARD’S SPECIAL FROM NATIONAL ENQUIRER

AND – DO NOT MISS THE NEXT 2 POSTS ON NATIONAL ENQUIRER AFFAIR INVESTIGATION AND THE OPEN MIC THAT PROVOKED THE TRUTH FROM GOP TALKING HEADS

UPDATE:  We have been advised that the National Enquirer story states the following in regard to a claimed affair:  

Another incredible allegation emerging from the family war is that Palin, a mother of five, had an affair with a former business associate of her fisherman husband, Todd.

“Todd discovered the affair and quickly dissolved his friendship and his business associations with the guy,” charges an enemy. “Many people in Alaska are talking about the rumor and say Todd swept it under the rug.”

 

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Republican Vice Presidential nominee Sarah Palin attempted to quietly have her daughter Bristol get married before news of her pregnancy leaked out, the NATIONAL ENQUIRER is reporting exclusively in its new issue.

Sarah Palin? It Should Have Been Lesbian Love Goddess Condoleezza Rice

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Condilicious Condi would have covered all the suspect classifications (female, black and suspected lesbian).  If Condi would have married Charlie Crist . . .   Last time we saw Charlie he was running to call off his wedding and join the Log Cabin Republicans. 

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Video of Johnnie’s McCaingels – Preserving the Sanctity of Marriage – Lesbian Wedding Crashing

At www.2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com we’re still thinking this over.  Long if you have ADD. 

Description:
Johnnie’s girls will go to great lengths to preserve the sanctity of marriage, even if it means ruining every gay wedding one by one. And if someone gets decapitated, well then that’s just a bonus.

More McCaingels on Monday!

Rating:[MA] “Mature Audiences”
Honors: [pro] Atom Pro Video, Aug 18, 2008

Channels: Spoofs, Action Comedy,

Politics, TV & Movie Spoofs

Credits:
Director: Michael Addis
Writer: Michael Addis
Producer: Julie Trampush
Cast: Natasha Leggero
Cast: Carrie Wiita
Cast: Kulap Vilaysack
Cast: Maria Bamford
Cast: Ron Lynch
Cast: Tiffany Haddish
Cast: Devin Faraci
Cast: Michael Busch

The Girls Get Married – Lesbians Ellen DeGeneres & Portia de Rossi Wedding Photos

It’s smiles all round for comic Ellen DeGeneres as she marries lesbian partner Portia de Rossi

By Daily Mail Reporter

 

Perfect match: Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi

Chat show host Ellen DeGeneres and actress Portia de Rossi are married following an intimate ceremony in the grounds of their LA home.

Fewer than 20 of the couple’s family and friends gathered at sunset for the civil service ceremony but the event attracted a swarm of press anxious to get a glimpse of the lesbian couple.

See more photos and read the rest of the article . . .

Surprise Fun Sexy Lesbian Video – I Want to Sink to the Bottom with You

There are many fun lesbian videos out there.  We’ve put one here and one that shows a little skin is by link only.  Again, these are fun videos.  AND, IF YOU ARE OVER 18 – THERE IS A DO NOT MISS THE FUN (shows some skin) VIDEO LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF THIS POST.  Seriously, do not miss it.  One of the best videos, ever.

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For mature readers only (not safe for work), over 18 years of age, you can check out this fun video.  Nothing  nasty, just good fun lesbo commercial.  Go to this link: 

http://cmmnews.blogspot.com/2006/09/more-cigar-smut.html

Shotgun Wedding for Cat & Gay Guy Goes A Rye

You have to read this one for yourself.*   The alternative title was:  “Search for Pussy Goes A Rye,” but this is a family (sorta kinda maybe) blog.

“Shooting someone for being a homosexual and for supposedly having sexual intercourse with a cat he helped rescue and for making the animal homosexual too is possibly one of the silliest motives I have ever heard in my life”, said the magistrate.

And there’s more.   Kitty’s daddy  (known locally as “Zé Pistoleiro”) took his shotgun to the wrong neighbor’s house and instead of shooting the gay guy neighbor, he shot Anabela Cruz.    Is “Anabel” ever a male name? 

You just have to read it.

Sorry Butch But the Wedding Has Been Called Off Due to a Serious Case of Mistaken Identity

Here is the story in Ze Pistoleiro’s native language which I believe is Portuguese:  http://rascunhovirtual.com/2008/07/29/nao-queria-gato-gay/ 

*The date line on the English language story shows Feb. 2008.  However, checking Yahoo and Google news it looks as if Kitty’s Daddy was recently sentenced.