Posts Tagged ‘Weight’

I’m starting with photos to narrow it down.  Jenny is my favorite.  Note that these women all appear fit and happy. 

I know that Natasha and Cathie are a little heavy on the eye-liner (the pillow and wash cloth stains make me shutter) but think of reason number 199 to be a lesbian.  You get a make-up consultant right in your own home.

[One Lesbo is on a little vacation from this website.   Hope you enjoy my posts.

Regards, “Lovely Spouse”]

Here I am. I don’t look perfect but I’m fit and healthy. 

What you are going to miss

You sit at your desk all day and not only has it resulted in you being soft and less than appealing, you have become boring.  You rarely get out and talk to people.  You are as picky as me when it comes to the people that you’re attracted to so you know that you don’t look good.  When you don’t look good, you are not nice to anyone.  You are especially not nice to me.   A vain woman who has become fat is a very unhappy and grumpy woman.  Do you know what it’s like to get ready with you?  Nothing fits right anymore so you go through 10 outfits before we can leave.  By that time we’re both angry.   What is there to love?  How can anyone love you right now?

What am I supposed to think about this goofy website?  You really know how to make things better don’t you?  You actually put your anniversary card to me on here.   And, once I find the right photo of you to put here, I’ll send the web address to all of our family and friends.

[One Lesbo is on a little vacation from this website.   Hope you enjoy my posts.

Regards, “Lovely Spouse”]

If “fitness guru” Susan “Stop the Insanity” Powter can navigate the geography of her girlfriend’s body – Jessica Kirson – my spouse should be thrilled with the shape of my body.   I mean, is it my lack of a perfect body that caused us to have sex only 1 time in 10 days on a romantic cruise? 

Jessica Kirson - Fitness Oh No

Jessica Kirson - Fitness Ohno

Susan Powter - Fitness Guru

Susan Powter - Fitness Guru

Clearly, my lovely spouse is more insensitive than any husband/man on the face of the Earth. 

On the way home from our cruise I was wearing a tight tank top under a cotton/mesh sweater.  It was extremely hot and so for a brief moment, while we were loading the luggage into the car, I took off the sweater.   In doing so I made the comment that I planned on putting my sweater back on as soon as I cooled off.   In reply my lovely spouse said, “What, you don’t want to look like a stuffed sausage?” 

Really!  Would any man even consider saying that to his wife?  Women who think that men are insensitive should try being with a lipstick lesbian for a few minutes.    I mean after the sex is over – and it will be over – it’s like living for the rest of your life with your selfish, mean-spirited little bossy sister. 

Susan – if you ever get over the Rocky Mountains or out of the Gulf of Mexico . . . call me . . .


Note to Justice at Jessica does not play the part of Hurley on Lost

Note #2 – check out the comments.  These 2 lesbos goin at it would be lucky to have a relationship like Susan and Jessica.

Note #3 – check out Lesbo Photos.  There is a photo of Jessica and Susan together.

Note #4 – this is a photo of Jessica and Susan being interviewed but we can’t find a transcript and didn’t hear the broadcast

rfamily cruise day 4 8

Two Lesbos Goin At It