Minneapolis and St Paul – the Republicans are coming. Let’s do a little wife swapping and hiding our homosexuality just to make them feel right at home. Wonder if there will be a tour of the Larry Craig Tap Dance Stall during the Republican National Convention?
In other bat-shit crazy Republican news, the very queer Living-in-a -Fog Cabin Republicans have issued a statement. Do these gay guys and the one lesbian in the group just stay together to annoy the real Republicans?
Statement of Log Cabin President Patrick Sammon about Gov. Sarah Palin
“Alaska Governor and all around sweet gal Sarah Palin can help Sen. McCain win this election by using her good looks and thin resume to appeal to voters who spend their entire day glued to Fox News and/or sleeping. She’s a mainstream Republican girl who will shoot anyone who crosses her, unite the Party and service John McCain well when Cindy McCain is not looking. She has yet to decide what a Vice President does but as soon as she memorizes the duties we will issue a new statement. Gov. Palin is an inclusive Republican who will not accept contributions from gay or lesbian voters and we love her shoes.”
2 Lesbos Goin At It 