Lesbians – 3 Things Straight Women Say That Actually Mean “I Want to Have Sex With You”

This message is only for lesbians.  PLEASE DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU ARE A LESBIAN.

Based on an extensive but localized survey as personally verified by your blogging friends here are 2 Lesbos Goin At It, you are going to have sex with a straight woman if she: 

1) knows that you are a lesbian, AND

2) says any of the following to you:

1.  Will you go to the bathroom with me?

2.  I had a dream about you.

3.  My mother died. 

CAVEATS:

1.  The survey included only females between the ages of 20 and 45.   We make no representations regarding females outside of this age group.   Example:  If you are working as a CNA at a nursing home and a resident asks you to accompany her to the bathroom, do not necessarily plan to have sex with her. 

2. If you are in a room full of people at a funeral and a woman says, “I can’t believe that my mother died,” this is irrelevant to your sexual history and future.

3.  If a woman says to you “my mother died” and the death was in 1974, this is not an indication of the woman’s desire to have sex.    In other words, the death must have been recent.   CAUTION:   The sexual response is not immediate.   It may be up to 2 weeks before you experience a sexual interaction with this woman and you will forever be an asshole for taking advantage of this situation.

Gloria Steinham: Choice of Sarah Palin, Sexism?

Sarah Palin and Harriet Myers – Separated at Birth Photos – More George Bush – More Bad Judgment

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 It’s About Judgment

We’re lesbians.  We love women but all we keep hearing is –  “Heck of a job, Brownie.”

There is one huge difference between Palin and Obama.  Obama was chosen by the Democrat voters across the US.   Did they exercise good judgment in their decision?  Did they pick the best possible person to be the leader of the most powerful country in the world?   Of course, they had a limited number of folks to choose from.  Also, politics play a large role.  Lots of factors can cause voters to be persuaded to vote for a particular person.

Turn to the selection of Palin.  There is 1 person we can look to and ask these questions.  In making his first important decision affecting American lives, did John McCain do what is right for the United States or is he just trying to win votes?

Did John McCain exercise good judgment?  Did John McCain pick the best possible person to be the leader of the most powerful country in the world?

Harriet Myers was a nice woman and maybe even a good attorney; but George Bush once again demonstrated his poor judgment in selecting her to serve on the US Supreme Court.  In fact, the selection was so bad that it had to be withdrawn.    Of course, the good news about Palin is that she’s a hunter and when the Republicans want to dump her they can just send her hunting with Dick Cheney.

The selection of Sarah Palin shows that once again John McCain will give us more of the same.  More George Bush.  More Bad Judgment.

After the jump a comment on Palin as a Stepford wife and bringing Cindy McCain into the all girls equation by attaching the word “trophy” to McCain’s pick.   Can McCain tolerate any other kind of woman in his life?  

RELATED POSTS:  Palin Gets The Call at 3 am – National Security Threat

                            Lesbians Love McCain’s VP

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Natasha Kai and Ashley – Fun Facts and Photos

Natasha Kai Fun facts:

Of her 19 tattoos, one is a message inscribed above her right hip: “Appreciate the moment. The most precious treasure is MY heart. When I share it with YOU, protect it, as if it was your own.” … Her most recent additions are stars on the back of her neck that resemble the stars on the U.S. uniform.

Who Will Travel To Beijing – Ashley

This is Kai’s second trip to China in eight months. The U.S. went 3-0 at the Four Nations Tournament in January, a trip that several of Kai’s family members went on, all wearing T-shirts that read “Made in Hawaii” on the back.

Asked if her family was coming again, she replied, “You know it. Mom, dad, sister, two brothers and my friend Ashley will be there.”

 

Natasha and Ashley

Lesbian Alert – Pick Up Girls for Sex at the Dr. Phil Show

No reason that this should be limited to just guys. 

Who would have guessed that Dr. Phil’s audience would be full of easy foreign and trashy white women?  Oh, you probably can’t have sex “at the Dr. Phil Show.”  Well, at least I don’t think you can.

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You may phone Dr. Phil for reservations at 323.461.PHIL (7445)
Please be aware you will need to leave us your name, day and evening phone numbers, and the number of reservations you are requesting. You may request up to four reservations for any one taping.

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Who Has the Not So Perfect Lesbian Job?

And They Can't Even Share Clothes

 

And, the perfect lesbian job – Samantha Ronson.

View More Photos of Celebrity Lesbian Couples on Our Lesbo Photos Page

Additional photos have been added.   We have the oldies but goodies, the who knews, the sexy twos and more:  https://2lesbosgoinatit.wordpress.com/lesbo-photos/

Be sure to scan the entire page.  New photos have been added throughout the page.

Also, search for “olympics” at 2 Lesbos Goin At It if you’d like to see the sexiest lesbian couple in this year’s Olympic Games in Beijing and the USA’s hot lesbian, sexy soccer star – Natasha.

Celebrity Lesbian Couples – Can You ID Each? Lesbo or Don’know?

Take a look at these photos. Can you name each of the celebrities in the photos? Do you question whether some have/had a lesbian (sexual) relationship?

Which celebrities would you agree are lesbos? Are some bisexual? Did some just have sex, cut and run? Or publicity -unts . . . stunts?

Could All Females Be Brought Over to the Lesbo Side?

The list of famous women who have identified, by words or actions, as having a bisexual tilt is quite long: Christina Aguilera – (quoted Advocate March 16, 2004 p.10 & “I find it hornier looking at women than men. Sorry, I love experimenting with my sexuality. If that means with girls, so be it.” Zoo, Jan 2004), Krista Allen, Susan B. Anthony, Joan Baez, Josephine Baker, Tallulah Bankhead, Drew Barrymoore, Ann Bannon, Sandra Bernhard, Sarah Bernhardt, Julie Cypher, Cameron Diaz – (maybe, “I had a major girl crush on Pamela Anderson. Still do—she’s hot as ever—but she was my first” …more in Advocate p.23 12/19/2006), Emily Dickinson, Marlene Dietrich, Ani DiFranco, Madonna, Angelina Jolie . . . and on and on and on . . .

I Hate Getting Old – Sagging and Now This Email Insult

JOIN AARP and receive a FREE Travel Kit! Keep your important travel documents safe with this versatile kit. Become an AARP Member and you’ll receive it as your complimentary gift!

Why did I get this email today?  Just before the cruise –   

I’m not that friggin old! 

Lovely Spouse and One Lesbo

Am I in the old lesbo computer database or what?   

What did I order or look at on the Internet to get this?  

Now I will never join AARP – not even for the ADT Companion Service discount!   (Maybe if they would give me a free non-complaining female companion in return for my pre-registration  . . . .   )

 

Here is a message for you AARP: